Monday, March 13, 2017

Phas Gaye Re Obama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsz7Lxq_68I&list=PL0Jv8zaqRPeajgofJqp3WKNgO8PnIIBEQ&index=42

Transcript

English
2:06'America is a place where all things are possible.'
2:12'Struggle and progress.'
2:15'The times that we were told that we can't..'
2:17'People pressed on with that American creed. Yes we can.'
2:21We appreciate.
2:24'At a time when women's voices were silenced..'
2:26'..and their hopes dismissed.'
2:27'She lived to see them stand up and speak out and reach for the ballot.'
2:32'Yes, we can.' - 'Yes, we can.'
2:34'When there was despair in the dust bowl..'
2:37'..and depression across the land..'
2:39'..she saw a nation conquer fear itself with a new deal, new jobs..'
2:44'..a new sense of common purpose.'
2:46'Yes, we can.' - 'Yes, we can.'
2:48'Yes, we can.'
2:56Who is this?
2:58Obama.
3:00'And tyranny threatened the world, she was there..'
3:01What?
3:05Obama. Barrack Obama.
3:07Whose mama? - What is he saying?
3:10He is saying..
3:12.. "Yes, we can do it."
3:15Really? Even we can do it.
3:23But you have to admit..
3:27..that America has progressed a lot.
3:29Even kids speak English there.
3:31Yes. - Of course.
3:33America is heaven.
3:36The life there, the people..
3:38..the ladies.
3:40They, are too good. too good.
3:41And Mr. Obama.
3:43He has the qualities of Superman and Lord Hanuman.
3:46It's too much. Fantastic.
3:48So why don't you go and join Mr. Obama in America?
3:52Why waste time in India? Are you planning to buy the Taj Mahal?
3:55Look, these are times of recession.
3:57And our boss is broke already.
4:00So it is best that you go to America, to Mr. Obama.
4:03I will go one day. I will.
4:06Make as much fun as you want.
4:08But mark my words. You'll come to see me off at the airport.
4:13Has a dog barged in?
4:15You forgot? This is boss' secret code to enter.
4:19Sallu, get up. Boss is here. Get up.
4:44Who called up the merchant?
4:47I did, boss.
4:50Call him again. I'll speak to him.
4:53We'll have to call from a public phone.
4:57The outgoing calls on the mobile has been barred.
5:00Is your mobile still working? - No.
5:04What did he say?
5:07Well.. - What?
5:10He's willing to pay only Rs.10,000.
5:14We had asked Rs. 2 lakhs and he is offering Rs. 10,000?
5:18Is he paying ransom or charity?
5:21Has the merchant gone crazy?
5:22Or he doesn't care about his son?
5:24He said he can't pay the amount due to recession. Asked us to adjust.
5:29Recession?
5:32Darn this recession.
5:37Haven't seen recession like this in my entire career.
5:42Can't even get ransom for kidnapping?
5:47Demand protection money and they want to borrow from you.
5:50Recession.
5:53This recession has really spoiled our reputation.
5:59If you don't mind, can I say something, boss?
6:03We had to lose our reputation.
6:05We only threaten, but do nothing.
6:08If you want to expand the business, then we must kill a few.
6:12This will instill fear in them.
6:13You're talking nonsense.
6:15Learn to listen to others.
6:18He's right.
6:20What were you saying about business?
6:22Expand.
6:23Meaning progress.
6:28Scientist.
6:30Learn from him. He is an educated man.
6:35He's right.
6:37Shoot the merchant's son.
6:39We also have a reputation to keep.
6:45Kill him. Who will do it?
6:47I will do it, boss. - Boss, I.. - I will.
6:50If you permit me, shall I do it, boss?
6:55This will get me started as well. - Why?
6:58You haven't murdered anyone yet?
6:59Boss, never got an opportunity.
7:05There was a time..
7:07..when even our cooks and gardeners..
7:09..had committed three to four murders each.
7:14Now my men don't even get a chance to kill people.
7:20Go. You do it. - As you wish, boss.
7:23Why risk it with a first timer?
7:25Boss, Pratap..
7:27Anni will do it. You got that?
7:31It's been a while now. Wonder why Anni is taking so long.
7:33It was hardly a job.
7:38Don't know about Anni, but why are you spoiling the fun?
7:42What did I do?
7:44You broke wind, you idiot. Go away.
7:46Why do you eat so much if you can't digest?
7:50I ate just fine.
7:52It's just that I am a bit constipated.
7:55There he goes again. How disgusting.
8:00Why don't you see a doctor?
8:01There was a built up of pressure. I did it.
8:03I didn't commit a crime.
8:04Completely ruined our drinking.
8:06We're here to do a job. Not to smell you.
8:09Next time we are not bringing him along.
8:11Who will decide that?
8:12You will do what boss orders.
8:15Yes, as the boss orders us. It's because of your boss..
8:17..that we've been sitting here since morning.
8:19Why did he have to assign this to a novice like Anni?
8:22Sometimes, boss behaves so immaturely.
8:24Had it been for me, we would be home by now.
8:26Wonder what Anni must be up to over there.
8:32What happened?
8:34There.
8:35Let's go.
8:36It's Anni who is crying.
8:37Wonder what has happened.
8:39Look. Look. - Be careful. Watch it.
8:41Watch it.
8:57What did you do?
9:00Show me.
9:01I am hurt badly.
9:03Where is the boy?
9:04He ran away.
9:06Where did he go? - He ran away.
9:08Don't shout.
9:09My gun blew up. My gun blew up.
9:15Be quiet.
9:16It's all because of boss.
9:19Shut up. Don't blame boss for this.
9:24Tie his wrist.
9:26Stop the bleeding.
9:27Pratap, what is the matter with you today?
9:30Tie his wrist.
9:51'America is bleeding.'
9:53'There is blood on the floor.'
9:54'The country has been hit by a financial tsunami.'
9:57'Throwing the US economy under severe recession.'
10:00'The bubble has burst. Stock markets have plummeted.'
10:04'Banks and financial institutions have gone bankrupt.'
10:08'Crash on the Wall Street is destroying lives..
10:10..on the main street.'
10:11'All businesses have devastated.'
10:14'Millions are set to lose their jobs.'
10:16'Thousands have been forced out of their homes.'
10:19'The great American dream..'
10:21'..has turned into a greater American nightmare.'
10:27Om?
10:30Are you okay? - Yes, I'm okay.
10:32What are you doing here?
10:36Nothing. Just..
10:39Some accounting.
10:45What's this?
10:47Bank's notice.
10:50Another one?
10:52What does it say?
10:54Read it, Ritu.
10:56Read it.
11:02Haven't paid mortgage installments for months.
11:05If we don't clear up the dues in 30 days..
11:10..we will have to vacate the house.
11:16What?
11:19100,000 dollars?
11:22In 30 days?
11:24Are they nuts?
11:30How will we manage so much money in such a short time, Om?
11:32I have no idea.
11:35Everything is finished, Ritu.
11:38Everything's gone.
11:41Bank balance, business, our stores, everything.
11:46We have nothing left.
11:50Whatever we made in 15 years is lost in a flash in this recession.
11:56Why did I take all these loans?
12:0415 years ago, didn't we come here empty-handed?
12:12We will work hard again.
12:18Everything will be alright.
12:20Please don't lose hope.
12:23Yes.
12:37What's this?
12:39Where are you going?
12:44India.
12:46What?
12:49Ritu, we have lost everything here. But in India..
12:53India? What is over there in India?
12:57Our ancestral house.
13:00Dad used to joke that one day that property will come in handy.
13:06I think the day has come.
13:10And then, how long will uncle take care of it alone?
13:13Eventually, we'll have to sell it.
13:14So we might as well do it now. Now is the time, Ritu.
13:18You really think we must sell it?
13:21That is dad's last memento.
13:23How can you.. - So what, Ritu?
13:25What is the point of hanging on to it?
13:28We lost the stores. I was okay with it.
13:31Bank balance and car gone. I'm okay with it.
13:33But what's the use if we lose our home as well?
13:37After 15 years, we couldn't even build a home for our kids.
13:40What's the point in hanging on to that mansion?
13:45But..
13:47No ifs or buts. Do we have a choice?
13:5230 days. That's all we have.
14:54Hi, Uncle. How are you?
14:57I am fine, dear.
14:59Finally, you remembered us after seven years?
15:01I was wondering if I would be able to see you at all.
15:05Uncle, please don't say that.
15:07Come on. - Come, Son.
15:26He's here.
15:28Look your uncle has come. Say hello.
15:31Hello, Uncle. - You too.
15:33May God bless you with peace and happiness. Have a long life.
15:39How are you Aunty Rama? - Bless you.
15:41I am fine. Why didn't you bring Ritu and the kids along?
15:44I will bring them next time. - Okay.
15:46You're visiting after seven years. - Hold this.
15:48Who knows when you'll come next? - I'll come soon, Aunty Rukhmini.
15:50How are you? - I am absolutely fine.
15:52Did you recognize him?
15:53Not really.
15:54Touch his feet. - Take a guess.
15:56Uncle, bless me. - That's Kanhaiyalal..
15:58- your nephew. - Kanhaiya?
16:00Come here. He's a big boy now.
16:02Hello, Brother Om. - How are you, Brother Basant?
16:04We are also here, Mr. Om Shastri.
16:06Brother Vishambhar, been dyeing your hair?
16:09Yes. Yes. Only you have the blessings of the youth..
16:11..except everyone else.
16:12Here, Brother. Have some sweets. - Come on have it.
16:15I don't like sweets. Only a little bit.
16:17Enough now.
16:19Will you keep him out here or let him in?
16:21Yes, come in. - Come on.
16:22Yes. Kanhaiya.
16:24Bring the luggage.
16:25How are you, Aunty Rukhmini? - I'm fine.
16:27Come in.
16:31Is there a wedding in the house? So many guests are here.
16:34Aunty Rama, Brother Vishambhar and all?
16:36No. No one is a guest here. - Then?
16:38They all live here.
16:40Now this is their home.
16:45All of them are victims of circumstances, Om.
16:48One only helps his family members.
16:51And Goddess of wealth has blessed you.
16:55The more you share, the more it grows for you.
17:01'Learn English. Go to America.'
17:06Have you done the homework? - No, I haven't.
17:10I thought I'll copy it from you.
17:12My handwriting is not so good.
17:16Good morning, Brother Anni. - Good morning.
17:20What's the matter, Kanhaiya? smelling great.
17:23Just wait a few more days. I'll make sure you smell great, too.
17:25You are talking big today. What's the matter?
17:29There is a great news.
17:31What's going on? Tell me.
17:32Uncle Om has come.
17:34Obama? From America?
17:36No. Uncle Om.
17:40Om Shastri, from America? - Yes.
17:42He is here? - Yes.
17:43Your uncle? - Yes.
17:45He has agreed to take me along to America. Isn't it a great news?
17:50Kanhaiya, can you please introduce me to him?
17:54You had promised, remember?
17:57For the sake of our friendship.
17:58My passport is ready as well. Let's go right now.
18:01Not right now. Come tomorrow morning at the temple. - Why?
18:07That would be the best time.
18:09Will you really introduce me? Just do me this favor.
18:12And I will do anything for you. Okay? Just one meeting.
18:17Somehow. - I will get it done.
18:19I swear.
18:20Thank you, Brother. Thank you very much.
18:22Can you give me Rs.100?
18:24Why?
18:25I have to buy coffee for uncle. He doesn't drink tea.
18:29Really? - Yes.
18:30That's no problem. Here. No big deal about coffee.
18:33You just get my job done.
18:34Once in America, our life will be so great. -Right.
18:38And you get amazing jeans there.
18:40And you know what? They're flying those things these days.
18:44Do you know that? They are wonderful.. - Hello.
18:50You long hair..
18:52And lanky fellow.
18:54Stand where you are sitting.
18:57Teacher enter. No notice?
18:59Full insulting?
19:02You mother-fathers manners, this?
19:05Sir, the matter is..
19:07Speak in English.
19:09This English coaching.
19:10Not a local language.
19:12Actually, talk was that..
19:14Full stop.
19:16Sorry, sir. - Sorry's baby.
19:19You together thinking.
19:22English speaking is like a rice plate eating?
19:24No.
19:26Never. Not.
19:28English speaking not a children play.
19:31English speaking like an Undertaker play.
19:35Taj Mahal create.
19:36Taj Mahal create? - Yes.
19:38Again time.
19:39Careful.
19:40Again time this behavior.
19:42So touch to my fingerprint you cheek.
19:45So big cheek. You cheek.
19:47Red-red cheek.
19:49Understand? - Yes.
19:50The postman, the busy man, the collector letter from the fever.
19:54Student chatterbox.
19:57Shut up.
20:04God, are you testing me?
20:07I'll have to ask my own people to leave so I could save my house?
20:14Find a way.
20:18Don't test me so badly.
20:30Kanhaiya, this early?
20:32I had to introduce you to someone.
20:36Okay. Who is it?
20:37This is Anni. Come on, Anni.
20:40Enter.
20:43Hello.
20:44Good morning, sir.
20:45I am Anand Prakash Ram Prakash Rastogi.
20:47Little name Anni.
20:48This is for you, flowers and coffee.
20:54Good morning. Who is this? - Anni.
20:55Sir, I've heard a lot about you.
20:57I would tell Kanhaiya every year. Right, Kanhaiya?
20:59sTo introduce me to you whenever you come.
21:01And look. We meet in God's house. Very lucky.
21:04I know. That's fine. But what do you want?
21:07Sir, what else can be the purpose of meeting an American?
21:10My passport is ready. Learning English too.
21:15If you accept my passport along with Kanhaiya's..
21:18..I would really appreciate it from the bottom of my heart.
21:22I have seen all Hollywood films. It's my childhood hobby.
21:25Rocky Part 1, 2, 3, 4.
21:27Okay? Take Rambo Part 1, 2, 3, 4.
21:30And, sir, First Blood Part 1, 2, 3, 4.
21:32I only watch CNN and listen to Obama all the time.
21:36That's all fine. But how can I take you?
21:40I mean, please.
21:41Sir, please. - What are you doing? Let go of my feet.
21:44It's my dream. - Please. I'll fall down. What are you doing?
21:47I'll fall. - It's my dream to go to America.
21:48Let go. Let go of my feet.
21:49I was born only to go to America. - Let go.
21:51No, sir. No, sir. - Leave me alone.
21:53Kanhaiya, what are you thinking? Don't you want to go to America?
21:55Get him away. - No. No, sir. - Kanhaiya.
21:58For the sake of our friendship.
22:00Leave me alone.
22:05I won't - Kanhaiya, pull him away. Pull.
22:07Sir, please. - Okay.
22:10Okay. I will take you to America.
22:14I knew you won't disappoint me.
22:16I hope you didn't get hurt. - I'm okay.
22:18Kanhaiya.
22:24The merchant didn't give us ransom, but gave bribe to the police.
22:33Now the police are after our life.
22:36Until we don't pay them off, they will continue to trouble us.
22:40Why don't you pay the cops off, boss?
22:41Where is the money to pay?
22:44There are no bullets in the revolver.
22:47No petrol in our jeep.
22:48Our outgoing calls are barred. You know that, right?
22:51Pay the cops.
22:52Spoke with many people. Even requested them.
22:56But everyone says the same thing. Recession.
22:59Where the heck did this recession come from?
23:01It came from America, boss.
23:03What?
23:03From America.
23:05From America?
23:07Why did they have to send their disease to us?
23:10That's what they do. First they create a disease..
23:13..and then they put it on a plane and send it to the rest of world.
23:16Half the problems of the world are gifts from America.
23:21Really?
23:22Is this what your America is like?
23:25You used to praise it a lot.
23:27Why would he tell the truth? He's going there only in a few days.
23:31Won't you tell the boss?
23:32He is going to his beloved Mr. Obama.
23:36When?
23:37Boss, I had been planning for years.
23:40You know NRI, MR. Om Shastri who has a big ancestral home?
23:45He's here from America.
23:47I am trying.
23:48With your blessings, this time hopefully my job will be done.
23:53Yes. It will happen.
23:56100 percent.
24:01'For the first time since July 2006..'
24:03'..the Sensex has gone below 10,000.'
24:06Excuse me.
24:07Mr. Kailash Aggarwal?
24:10Yes, that's me. And you?
24:13I'm Om Shastri.
24:15Spoke to you over the phone.
24:17So, how much are you expecting for the house?
24:22I think it should be no less than half a million dollars.
24:28It should be at least to Rs. 2.25 crores.
24:29Around Rs. 2.25 crores?
24:31I should think so.
24:33Even the Taj Mahal won't fetch that much.
24:37For you it's so easy to say.
24:40Real estate is really in the dumps. What do I tell you?
24:46Why don't you give it a try?
24:48I mean try it. We can negotiate the price.
24:51Sir, there is no buyer in the market.
24:53There's no use trying.
24:58Just look at the share markets.
25:01It has dropped from 25,000 points to 8,000 points.
25:05Thanks to you Americans.
25:08Take my advice. Go back to America.
25:12And forget about selling the house.
25:23Stop it. Stop it.
25:24You need a lift, sir. Where do you want to go?
25:28Yes. Up to next crossing. The bus must be coming.
25:31The bus won't come today.
25:33Won't come? Why?
25:34Someone stole all its four tires last night.
25:37Now it is parked on bricks.
25:40Who stole it?
25:41The bus conductor is a suspect.
25:43Will find out only after investigation whether..
25:45..he did it or the police.
25:47Come, sir. We are going in the same direction. Come on.
25:51No. No. Will wait for another bus. Thank you.
25:52Sir, come on. You can pay us what you would give on the bus.
25:55Come on, now. Get in. I won't harm you.
25:58Get in. Come on. - Thank you.
26:06Thank you. - Welcome.
26:16It's been a while since we had sweets in this house.
26:20Here. - It seems happiness..
26:22..will return to this house.
26:28Bichchu, prepare mutton tonight? - Great.
26:32Yes, boss. It's been a year since we ate mutton.
26:36Cook it today. - Sure.
26:40Do you know who is responsible for all this?
26:44Little Obama. American tourist. Michael Jackson.
26:50It's all due to our educated and smart young boy.
26:59Your plans of going to America have changed our fortunes forever.
27:06Scientist.
27:08Boss, I understand the scientist aspect.
27:11But I still don't get it. All these sweets etc.
27:13You innocent son of a gun. Come here. You won't understand.
27:17Just go look inside and see what you have achieved.
27:22Give me a cigarette.
27:25America, America are brothers.
27:34Mr. Shastri?
27:39Boss, there has been a mistake. Whom did you kidnap?
27:43He is the one who.. - Yes. I know.
27:47He is the one who's taking you to America.
27:50Tell me one thing. Why do you want to go America?
27:53Want to make dollars? Right? Careful.
27:56And what if the dollars come walking right to your doorstep?
28:03Then why would you want to go to America?
28:07You can keep watching Mr. Obama on TV.
28:09And keep counting your dollars like this. - What's this nonsense?
28:13This is not right, boss. Let him go.
28:16No. This is wrong.
28:17Let him go? Are you out of your mind?
28:20I have waited seven years for this man.
28:25I have been eagerly waiting for this man.
28:27For how long can we survive with small ransoms?
28:32I have my own life.
28:33I have to make it big. To be part of the elite.
28:36Half of my life is almost gone.
28:38Now you want to snatch away my retirement insurance?
28:40Have you gone nuts? Wait.
28:45Look. Do you know who this person is?
28:49Dhananjay Singh.
28:50Dhananjay Singh. A cabinet minister.
28:52We both started our careers at the same time.
28:55He runs the biggest gang in the state, with respect and pride.
28:59Don't I have the desire?
29:02To roam around in a car with red beacon?
29:05To contest elections. To break chairs in the parliament.
29:07Will I fulfill my dreams by kidnapping beggars?
29:13Good.
29:14Rs. 50 crores. Om Shastri is worth Rs. 50 crores at least.
29:19Rs. 5 crores. How much? One, two, three, four, five..
29:22Our lives will change for the better.
29:24I am thinking about our future and you want me to let him go?
29:28But, boss..
29:29No ifs or buts. Get out of your American fantasy.
29:33And listen, you all.
29:35I don't want any problem in this deal. Do you understand?
29:40And if someone blows it, then you will see..
29:47Let me know who is with me on this.
30:14Good morning, sir. We welcome you.
30:19I want to inform you that you have been officially kidnapped.
30:24Please be seated, sir.
30:27There is no danger to you here.
30:29Now if you promise not to scream..
30:33..I'll remove the tape off your mouth so you can eat something.
30:37Okay, sir?
30:42Who are you people?
30:45Why have you kidnapped me?
30:46Let me go. Please let me go home. Please.
30:52How can you people kidnap anyone like this?
30:54Sir, I told you, we have kidnapped you.
30:58It will be better if you co-operate.
31:01What do you mean by co-operating? You let me go.
31:04Help. Help.
31:12I want to go.
31:14Help.
31:15Why damage your throat, sir? Easy.
31:19Have some water.
31:22You are a smart man. Why behave like kids?
31:28There's no point shouting. No one will come to save you.
31:32Try to understand, sir.
31:35Who are you people? And why me..
31:39I tell you there has been a mistake.
31:41There must be some misunderstanding.
31:44Please let me go..
31:45You won't get anything by kidnapping me.
31:47Sir, we're ready to answer all your questions.
31:51Just have some food first.
31:53Please. - You haven't eaten anything since last night.
31:55Sir, please try to co-operate a little.
31:58Sir, fish liking. Chicken liking.
32:00Chicken please.
32:01Sir, five star hotel.
32:03Army Cantonment Road. Very expensive food, sir.
32:05Sir, this is salad.
32:16Tell me one thing, Anni.
32:18How will this ransom money come?
32:21Will it be in rupees or in dollars?
32:23I hope it comes in rupees. What will we do with dollars?
32:27We'll get Rs. 5 crores in hard cash.
32:30I think this amount will come directly from the American embassy.
32:34You think so? - Yes.
32:35Isn't it, Anni?
32:37Anni, you talk to Mr. Shastri.
32:40Get his wife's number and call her, so we can move the matter ahead.
32:44Yes, boss. We should start threatening them.
32:46Threats won't work here. - Why not?
32:50It's America. It's not that easy.
32:52Here we threaten and they will send the FBI after us.
32:55What is FBI?
32:56FBI is America's police.
32:58Once they come after you, they don't leave you.
33:02You remember Saddam?
33:03Who? Shakeel's son? You know what he was saying the other day.
33:07Boss, Saddam. One from Iraq. Hussein.
33:11He tried to hide in a gutter. But FBI dragged him out of that too.
33:13He is absolutely right. FBI is very notorious.
33:17Actually, Saddam Hussein had a feud with that person.
33:21What was his name, Anni? The one who was hit by a shoe?
33:23Bush. - Bush.
33:24Bush. - Bush?
33:26Bush and Saddam had enmity for generations.
33:29Bush's father too had issues with Saddam.
33:31Father's name was also Bush. Right, Anni? - Yes. - Bush?
33:36Then boss, entire world tried to stop Bush.
33:38But he sent the FBI after him, and one day they found him.
33:42First Bush got him checked by a doctor, and then got him hanged.
33:48Who? Bush?
33:49Saddam. Saddam Hussein.
33:55Take this away.
34:00So how are we going to get the ransom?
34:01Boss, it is simple. We'll have to request.
34:04We'll have to deal with him like qualified people.
34:07We will have to make him believe..
34:10..that there is no other way out except paying the ransom.
34:13Only then we will get the money.
34:14It will take some time, but it will get done.
34:19What an intelligent kid. If you had met me before..
34:25..I would have at least become an MLA.
34:27You make a request. Take your time. But remember.
34:32He is an American. The news has reached Bush already.
34:36Soon people in the underworld will come to know. Understood?
34:40Then the vultures will soon come to feast on the kill.
34:42So do take time, but do it fast. You get it?
34:46Take time but do it fast.
34:48Correct. Correct. Here take some salt.
34:51Keep it. And listen. Today give him some veggies, too. Okay?
34:56Take a seat and eat. - Put some veggies.
35:16What happened, sir? Did you fall off the bed?
35:22Sit up.
35:25What happened?
35:28What? Water?
35:30Hope you are not pretending so you can scream?
35:33I trust you. Don't let me down.
35:36It's a request.
35:55Remove the blindfold. It's very irritating. Please.
35:59You'll put me in trouble. - Please.
36:03You won't feel good after seeing me.
36:12The moment I heard your voice, I knew it was you.
36:18So this is what you really are. Kidnapper. Criminal.
36:24That day you were begging at my feet.
36:27Is this what you'll do in America? - It's a long story.
36:31Long story?
36:33You won't understand.
36:35I don't want to understand anything.
36:38It's your choice. Do what you want to do.
36:40Please let me go. I am in India for a very important work.
36:44Nothing can be done now even if I want to.
36:48Very sorry.
36:50There is only one way out, pay up the ransom and go home.
36:55You.. Okay.
37:00How much do you want?
37:01Boss is expecting Rs. 5 crores.
37:04But if you bargain well, we can seal it for Rs. 3 crores.
37:10You don't know the facts.
37:13I don't have this much money. Where will I get Rs. 3 crores from?
37:16Where will you get the money from?
37:17Call America, transfer the money here and leave. That's all.
37:21If I had that much money, why would I come to India?
37:24My family must be worried. Please try and understand.
37:28Why are you racking my brains at this hour?
37:31What do you think? You'll tell a story and we'll believe you?
37:34Do you know boss has been waiting for you for seven years?
37:39You are his dream. His future. His bank balance. His car.
37:47Why would he let you go?
37:51Tie me up. - What?
37:53Blindfold me.
37:56Blindfold me. What are you looking at?
38:02Put the tape on my mouth.
38:04And turn on the heater before you leave.
38:06Good night.
38:13That's his photo, Inspector.
38:16It's been two days. We are really worried.
38:21Don't worry.
38:24He must have gone for a dip in the River Ganges..
38:26..at Haridwar or Hrishikesh.
38:28He'll surely come back.
38:30Go home and relax.
38:33I see your point inspector, but..
38:37He has come from America after seven years.
38:41And is not familiar with these parts.
38:43That's why I am worried.
38:45From America?
38:46Yes, Inspector.
38:48Actually, he's an NRI. He has a big business in America.
38:54That's why we are worried so much.
38:58Don't worry. Just consider your job done.
39:02The entire police department will work on it.
39:04We'll bring him back. - Okay. - You go home and relax.
39:08I'm telling you. Just go. - Okay.
39:10Leave your tensions here.
39:12Continue. - Okay.
39:14As you say, Inspector. - Yes, yes.
39:16You have my word. - Okay. - You may leave.
39:21Mr. Shastri. - Yes?
39:22You've come to police station for the first time, right? - Yes.
39:25Please donate some money for police welfare fund.
39:30We have to repair the police station building.
39:33Your contribution will be appreciated.
39:35What? Only Rs. 100? What are you doing?
39:38Those who lose their cattle, pay about Rs. 200.
39:42You have lost an NRI nephew. So loosen up your wallet.
39:50Let me help you.
39:52That's fine. You can leave now.
39:57Balwant, take out the jeep. Let's go see Ali.
40:04Milk and 'Jalebi' (Sweets) is the specialty of this place.
40:07Ordered from Lacchu confectioners especially for you.
40:09Have it, sir. Have it.
40:13You know our Bichchu. You should taste the mutton that he makes.
40:17Right, Bichchu?
40:18He has magic in his hands. He makes it finger-licking good.
40:22Have this.
40:24Did you sleep well at night?
40:27That's my phone.
40:29My call. It must be from my wife. Please let me talk to her.
40:32Ritu calling? - Yes, that's my wife.
40:34Untie my hands please. She must be worried.
40:35Come on. - Please talk to her. Please.
40:38Sir, sometimes you really put me in a dilemma.
40:41Here you are.
40:43Hi, Ritu. - Hello, Om. What happened? - Hi.
40:45You did not call for so many days.
40:47No. I got a little busy.
40:49Did you get any buyer for the house?
40:51Yes, we are making some progress.
40:52Actually, right now I'm sitting with a client in a meeting.
40:56Thank God.
40:57We have worked out the details.
41:00In a few days, it will all be settled. You don't worry. Okay?
41:03Are you sure? In a few days, right?
41:05Yes, sure.
41:07Listen. I'm a little bit busy. I'll call you back later.
41:10Okay. Bye. - Okay. Bye.
41:11Give me the phone. - Boss..
41:13My phone? - We're not going to rob your phone.
41:17Call his wife in America.
41:19No. No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that.
41:21Look, you deal with me. Don't drag my wife into this.
41:25She'll be worried unnecessarily.
41:28Look, it's not what you think it is. You've made a big mistake.
41:33Yes, we made a mistake by trusting you.
41:37Come on, make the phone call. - But boss, listen to me..
41:39You listen to me. The underworld already knows. - What happened?
41:43Ali has threatened us. - Ali? - You know what he said?
41:46He gave me 24 hours.
41:48The vultures are already on their way. - What? When?
41:50But we haven't got anything yet.
41:51Did you see that, Mr. America? We just kidnapped you.
41:53Vultures are threatening us. This is India.
41:55Boss, it was Ali? - Yes, Ali.
41:57Darn it. - Do you get me?
42:04Look, Mr. Shastri.
42:06We all have really taken good care of you. Haven't we? - Yes.
42:09Give me a cigarette. - What?
42:11A cigarette. - Yes, boss.
42:12Cigarette? - No. - No?
42:15Forget it. It's okay.
42:17We had thought of Rs. 5 crores. We'll give you 50% discount.
42:21You're from this village. Lets close the deal at 2.5 crore.
42:23Give me the phone. Please call your wife.
42:27Do it come on.
42:28Look, I can't give you the money.
42:32I don't have it. That's what I'm trying to explain to you.
42:36Rs. 1.5 crores?
42:38Look I have been trying to tell you that..
42:43Rs. 1 crore? Okay?
42:45Listen, why don't you try and understand?
42:46I'm trying to tell you that.. - Please don't beg.
42:49Rs .50 lakhs?
42:51Thank you. That's a deal? Okay.
42:57Listen, brother..
43:00Sorry, I don't know your name.
43:01Correct.
43:02What's your name?
43:03Boss.
43:05Yes.
43:06Yes.
43:07Boss, I don't have any money to give you.
43:12And that's what I've been trying to explain to you..
43:14..ever since you got me here.
43:16But you are not ready to listen to me.
43:17You just keep harping on your own tune.
43:19This man is dumb or what? - Sir, one minute.
43:21This is the limit.
43:24I'm requesting you, but he's giving me a hard time.
43:28He is abusing me in English. Take all this away.
43:31We are treating him like God.
43:33Bichchu, put the gun on his head and he'll get the point. - No, boss.
43:36You get off this American thing. Shoot him.
43:41Yes. Shoot me.
43:44If that is how you want to play, shoot me. End this.
43:48It will be better that I die than to see my family on the streets.
43:53A millionaire and such stories?
43:55Who is a millionaire?
43:58I have no money even to eat.
44:01I have lost everything to this recession.
44:03Move that away.
44:05I had come to India to sell off the house so that..
44:08..I could get some money.
44:11I don't even have money to buy the plane ticket to go back.
44:13But, sir, you had been a businessman for 15 years in America?
44:17Trust me, Anni. I'm telling the truth.
44:20I was a millionaire, but not anymore.
44:24I was a successful businessman, but that's history now.
44:28Had a grand life, a mansion, bank balance, cars.. I had everything.
44:33But recession took everything away. Now I'm left with nothing.
44:39That's what I've been trying to tell you, but you're not interested.
44:41The most honest man from America is here.
44:47We've heard a lot of such stories. Call up his wife.
44:50Please. Please don't do that. Don't to that.
44:52Dial it. - No. Anni, No.
44:54Dial the phone and truth will come out right now. Come on.
44:59You want to hear the truth? Let me show you now.
45:04Hear this.
45:05Hello? - Hi, Ritu. It's me.
45:08Yes, Om? - Yes.
45:10You called back so soon.
45:12What happened?
45:13The deal is done?
45:15Ritu, that deal fell through.
45:19What?
45:21I'm sorry. I had been lying to you.
45:24Actually, the property can't be sold in these times.
45:28What are you saying, Om?
45:29I'm telling you the truth, Ritu.
45:31If this deal doesn't happen, then how will I manage?
45:37I have to pay up kids' school fee next week. - I know.
45:41What will I do?
45:45Okay. Listen. Listen to me, Ritu. Please. Don't..
45:47The bank will throw us out of the house. Where will we go, Om?
45:53I'm sorry, Ritu. I tried my best, but couldn't do it.
45:58So what are we going to do?
46:00How will you come back? You don't even have money to buy a ticket.
46:09Sweetheart, don't cry. Please don't cry.
46:11I am trying. Look, don't lose heart. Please. I'll figure out a way.
46:17Okay? Just trust me.
46:20Hello?
46:23Ritu?
46:25Got disconnected?
46:40I have never seen them like this.
46:43So sad.
46:45Of course.
46:47When everyone first saw the film..
46:50..they didn't come out of the house for 5 days.
46:54I used to take 10 condoms every day.
46:57And look today..
46:59They are not even looking that the picture.
47:02It's a big shock.
47:05Have been waiting for 7 years for that party.
47:07Of course they will be sad.
47:10Did you see America's condition?
47:12Yes.
47:21Yesterday only they were telling me..
47:23..on getting ransom, we will go to Kullu Manali.
47:30Have dinner for the last time, sir.
47:34Sorry, sir. This is all we have today.
47:37Let me go now.
47:40Or you still don't believe me?
47:43Sir, it's midnight. You can leave early morning.
47:47Tomorrow morning, the time Ali had given us will be over.
47:49And please leave before Ali comes.
47:51Otherwise, you'll also be his guest.
47:54Who is Ali?
47:56A senior gangster. Runs a big gang.
48:02He thinks that we have hit a jackpot.
48:08The whole underworld thinks that you are a millionaire.
48:13Only we know what we have got.
48:22Wow. - What? - Amazing, Anni.
48:26What thinking. Great idea. - What?
48:33Eureka. I got it.
48:36Boss, will get away with it. - What? - We'll get away.
48:39Boss, we'll get away with it. - Anni.
48:42Boss, we'll get away with it.
48:45Sallu. Bichchu. Boss.
48:48Boss. Boss.
48:50It's Anni.
48:52Are you out of your mind in the middle of the night?
48:55Everything is going to be fine, boss.
48:58All your dreams will be fulfilled.
49:00Kullu Manali. New car. Guns, bullets.
49:03We'll have everything, boss. Everything. - How?
49:05By selling Mr. Shastri to Ali.
49:09By selling him? - Yes, Bichchu.
49:11How is that possible? Shastri is broke.
49:14Only we know that. Ali thinks that he is a rich man.
49:18Okay.
49:19And what will happen when Ali finds out the truth?
49:21He'll shoot so many bullets at you, you won't be able to breathe.
49:25We can also buy bullets, if we have money.
49:28It's a rare opportunity. Shall we let it go and finish our gang?
49:32We surely can figure out something.
49:33We've been underground all these days. So what?
49:35What's the harm in taking a chance?
49:37Anni is right, boss.
49:39All of us can go to Kullu-Manali for a holiday.
49:43What do you think, boss?
49:45It's our last chance. God sent opportunity.
49:48We'll earn enough to survive three to four years..
49:50..and save our faces as well.
49:52What are you thinking, boss?
49:53Boss. Boss?
49:58Grandpa.
50:05You must have been my grandpa in your previous life.
50:09Showing me the path in this life.
50:15Boss.
50:17I am so proud to have you, Anni.
50:22You think of me all the time.
50:31Forget everything.
50:36Let's grab this opportunity. Do what you want. Do it.
50:41That's more like it. We can do it, boss.
50:46Yes we can. - Absolutely.
50:49Yes we can. - Yes we can.
50:52Our guns will have bullets, too.
50:55Our cars will have petrol, too.
50:57Yes, we can. - Yes, we can.
50:59We'll also holiday in Kullu-Manali.
51:01We'll have imported liquor.
51:03We'll eat at a five star hotel and tip the waiter.
51:05Yes, we can. - Yes, we can.
51:08We can also become politicians.
51:10We can break chairs in parliament.
51:12We can leave Dhananjay Singh far behind.
51:15Yes, we can. - Yes, we can.
51:17Yes, we can. Yes, we can.
51:19Yes, we can. Yes, we can.
51:21Yes, we can. Yes, we can.
51:23Yes, we can. Yes, we can.
51:31God help us.
51:40At least remove your helmet.
52:01Let's go.
52:04I know you're going to sell me to Ali.
52:10I heard everything last night.
52:14If I tell him the truth..
52:18..you won't even get time to go to Kullu Manali.
52:21Are you threatening us?
52:23No. Just want to share an idea.
52:28It will benefit all of us. - What idea?
52:32Idea to keep the secret a secret.
52:35Ali will come to know about my truth someday.
52:40But your truth can be hidden forever.
52:46What do you mean?
52:47Sooner or later he is going to discover the truth..
52:49..that I am not a millionaire anymore.
52:52But the fact that despite knowing the truth..
52:55..you people sold me to him for money.
52:59Only I can tell him that truth.
53:04What do you want?
53:0850%.
53:10But this is cheating.
53:12Don't get me wrong.
53:14We're in the same boat.
53:18You people are hit by recession, so am I.
53:22I need money badly.
53:24Don't even have money to buy a return air-ticket.
53:27The bank will take away my home in a few days.
53:28My family will be on the streets.
53:32I have no other option.
53:35But I promise you.
53:37Your secret will remain a secret even if I die.
53:42But I have a condition.
53:45My share should be transferred to my bank immediately.
53:51Come on.
54:00What do you think, Pratap? - He is pulling a fast one.
54:03He will take the money and tell Ali the truth.
54:06Anni? - No, boss.
54:08He won't double-cross us. We are in the same boat.
54:11If we are risking our lives, so is he.
54:15What do you say?
54:16We should trust him. - I also feel the same.
54:21He's helpless. I don't think he'll double-cross. What do you think?
54:25What should I say? You decide.
54:30Come on. Let see.
54:35We accept the deal.
54:38Welcome to the gang, sir.
54:53That's like a true gangster from a dynasty.
54:57Just one message.
55:00And look he is here with the millionaire.
55:04Underworld will live in great harmony if all become like you.
55:12Look Ali. - Don.
55:14What? - Call him Don Ali.
55:16Yes, Don Ali. - Yes. Look. It's human nature to help each other.
55:22Today, you're doing me a favor. I mean..
55:25..I'm doing you a favor.
55:29So someday you can return the favor. - That's okay, Brother.
55:34Let me see the face of the person worth Rs. 50 crores.
55:38Take off the mask.
55:43Welcome, Mr. Shastri.
55:46I am Mukhtar Ali.
55:49You are my guest now.
56:01How much do you want as advance?
56:06Advance? You've done so much for us.
56:09He's worth Rs. 50 crores.
56:11Brother Ali, whatever you want to give. 10-20-30. XYZ. Anything.
56:17Give us anything you want.
56:19Mr. Shastri is a very simple and co-operative man. It's a good deal.
56:25This is 30 lakh for you.
56:29It's recession time. Otherwise, I would have given you more.
56:32That's more than enough. So shall I take it?
56:34Let's go. We have so much to do. Let's move.
56:37Yes.
56:38Brother. - Come on.
56:42Yes? - Did you forget the principles of our business?
56:47I have paid you Rs. 30 lakhs only on trust.
56:50I haven't even asked for ransom.
56:54Principles of the game say that..
56:57..you should leave some security till I get the ransom money.
57:03Security?
57:05Yes. I have heard one of your kids speaks fluent English.
57:11No one speaks English in my gang.
57:18What's his name? - Anni. - Yes, Anni.
57:24Leave him for a while.
57:26Will be helpful dealing with America.
57:28Will release him immediately after getting the ransom money.
57:32Boss, me? Brother Ali, I failed in English. I swear.
57:37Mr. Shastri is very co-operative. He's a good man.
57:40Please, boss. Explain to him. What will I do here, Brother Ali?
57:45What will I do here? I..
58:04Hello, ma'am Munni.
58:28Did you ask for some snacks? - Yes, ma'am.
58:36Do you know why I called you here, Tiwari?
58:38No, ma'am. That's what I was thinking.
58:43Come on. You're a police inspector.
58:47You should have guessed it by now.
58:49Take a guess.
58:53I swear I have no idea.
58:57But if there is something..
58:59Tiwari, you're aware that I hate men.
59:05And the dumb ones, I just can't stand them.
59:08I'll give you another chance.
59:12Take a guess.
59:13What should I guess, ma'am?
59:15I swear.
59:17Kareena.
59:19Smack him hard.
59:21Ma'am.. But..
59:23Please..
59:26You can't even smack properly?
59:30Do it again.
59:34Stupid. Can't even slap nicely.
59:37Deepika, you do it. - Yes, ma'am.
59:40Ma'am, I'm telling the truth. Please listen to me. I swear..
59:44Not like this. Hit him with the back of your hand.
59:46I should hear the sound.
59:51I told you to hit the cheeks and you ripped his lips?
59:58Okay.
59:59Both of you hit simultaneously.
60:01Will let you know when it falls right.
60:08No.
60:22Forgive me.
60:24Forgive me.
60:27Show me.
60:29Never mind. You will be fine.
60:36Tiwari, even during recession..
60:40..I have been paying you regularly.
60:42Why? Because I expect you to help me when required.
60:45But when the time came, you switched sides.
60:49Ali gave you a few bucks more and you gave the NRI to him?
60:54No respect for ma'am Munni?
60:57You're a man after all. Must be thinking, why fear women?
61:03You know that I keep men under my heel.
61:09And you have no idea what can I do to you.
61:16Sorry, ma'am. I made a mistake.
61:22That's better.
61:24Listen carefully.
61:26Day after is the festival of 'Eid' (Islamic festival).
61:28I want my 'Eid' gift.
61:31Give my message to Ali.
61:34Otherwise, it's your fate.
61:36I hope you know what my Eid gift is.
61:39Got it, ma'am. I assure you.
61:41I'll talk to Ali and bring the NRI to your house.
61:45Good.
61:48You're not that dumb after all.
61:54Boss was right.
61:56A man can't change his fate.
62:01I was so excited when I got to know about you from Kanhaiya.
62:04I thought my life will be fine.
62:09Never did I imagine that it will shape up like this.
62:14Why can't you Americans do anything right?
62:19What has America got to do with this?
62:23Your boss left you here. I have not done anything.
62:29Do you have any idea..
62:30..what has happened with me in the last few days?
62:32A millionaire from New Jersey has turned into..
62:35..a measly gangster in India.
62:40That's my phone.
62:41I have got your phone.
62:43Give me. Must be Ritu.
62:45Here.
62:48Hello, Om. - Hi, baby. How are you?
62:51What's this? - What happened?
62:54Did you transfer the money into our account?
62:56Yes, I did. You got it? How much?
62:59Around Rs. 15 lakhs.
63:01Superb. Thank God. Thank God.
63:05Listen. Our house deal is done.
63:07Are you joking?
63:09Absolutely final. They have even paid the advance.
63:12But you had said that it fell through.
63:14No, they were the previous buyers. That didn't work out.
63:17But they only introduced me to the new buyers.
63:20These are very genuine people. And it's all done. It's all done, baby.
63:25Thank God. - See? I told you..
63:27..there was no need to worry.
63:29Okay, listen. - Yes.
63:31Avantika wants to talk to you.
63:32Yes, put her on the line.
63:33Yes. Yes, just hold.
63:36Your boss is a man of his word.
63:39Hello, Daddy. - Hi, baby. How are you?
63:41I'm fine. When are you coming back?
63:45In a few day's time. - Can I ask you something?
63:48Yes, go ahead.
63:49You haven't left us like Henry's dad who never came back, right?
63:52No, baby. Who said that to you?
63:56No, I'll never do such a thing.
63:58I promise.
64:00And you know father never breaks his promise.
64:02You know that, don't you? - Yes.
64:03Love you, sweetheart.
64:06See you soon. - Bye.
64:11Brother Ali.
64:12Tiwari, my gang may not be as big as minister Dhananjay's..
64:17..but my self-respect is no less than that of a king.
64:22Got it? - Yes, got it.
64:24This is not possible.
64:26These are times of recession. Think about it with a cool mind.
64:31Handover the party to madam Munni. She's your senior after all.
64:37Madam Munni?
64:40Please. - She's from the same field. Senior to Ali.
64:45It seems news about you has reached her as well.
64:48For the first time, I'm asking for a favor.
64:51'Eid' is around the corner. Consider it as a gift for 'Eid'.
64:54Had you not come home, you would have got a tight slap from me.
64:59Stop your nonsense.
65:02Still, think about it.
65:03It's okay. - Don't you get it? - No, it's okay.
65:07Get lost.
65:11He is coming.
65:15Sorry, I just got little busy. - No problem.
65:18'Nihari'(Snacks) is still in the plates. You haven't even touched it.
65:22You know.
65:23Think you didn't like it much.
65:25It's wonderful. Right amount of spices. The aroma..
65:27Did I ask you?
65:31No, it's really very nice.
65:33Thank you.
65:40Ali, I have something to tell you.
65:45Yes, go ahead.
65:50Actually, in private.
66:01Tell me. Where is my Rs. 30 lakhs?
66:07Tiwari tells me to pass the party to Munni Madam.
66:10Mr. Shastri says he's not a millionaire.
66:13I have lost Rs. 30 lakhs dealing with you crooks.
66:17I swear on my mother, I know nothing, Ali. - Just tell me.
66:23Ali, I swear.. - You won't talk easily?
66:27Ali.. - Where is that boss of yours?
66:32I will finish him.
66:33I swear on my mother. - Just tell me.
66:36You won't talk?
66:40Ali. - Quiet.
66:42Ali, what are you doing? - Hey!
66:45It's not his fault. Let him go.
66:47Even his boss knew nothing about it.
66:50Everyone thought I'm a millionaire. No one has tricked you.
66:54How would they know that I am broke?
66:56You can check with Aggarwal real estate agency if you wish.
66:58I don't want to ask anybody. I want my money back.
67:02You won't get it by killing him.
67:03So who will give me my money?
67:06Your Barack Obama?
67:09Why don't you give me my money if you are so concerned about him?
67:13Tell me!
67:14I don't have any money.
67:17American chatterbox.
67:21But I have an idea to bring back your Rs. 30 lakhs.
67:24But there is a condition as well.
67:26Ali, please listen to him.
67:28I swear on my mother, he has a very sharp mind.
67:34Welcome, Ali. Your arrival has made the day auspicious.
67:38Wish you a happy 'Eid'.
67:39Happy 'Eid ' to you too, Munni Madam.
67:45Ali, it is because of men like you, men still have some respect.
67:51You asked me something for the first time.
67:54How could I say no? That, too, on 'Eid' ?
67:57Yes. How could you say no to me?
68:02Don't make me wait any longer.
68:03Show me my gift.
68:07Madam Munni, this is Om Shastri.
68:10NRI from America.
68:12Big business spread over..
68:13Office in every city, fancy cars, house with a pool.
68:17I know it all.
68:21Shall I go, madam?
68:23Yes, get going.
68:24Happy 'Eid'. - Thank you.
68:26Kareena.
68:34That's your 'Eid' gift. - Thank you.
68:37Munni is very well familiar with 'Eid' customs.
68:40Yes.
68:41It's Rs. 60 lakhs. If I get Rs. 5 crores, I'll give you 25 more.
68:46Munni has a big heart.
68:49How is the vermicelli?
68:50Very good.
68:59Caught between the devil and the deep blue sea.
69:03How long will this go on, sir?
69:05I'm lucky to have survived Ali's cruelty.
69:08But madam Munni is worse.
69:10She hates men. Wonder what she'll do to us.
69:18Anni, give me the phone. - Great timing, sir.
69:21You do the deal here and your wife calls the next moment.
69:25Hello. Hi, Ritu. - Hi, Om.
69:28Did you get the money?
69:29Yes, got transferred this morning. - Oh good.
69:32How much? - As much as you sent. - Yes.
69:37You're asking as if someone else has sent the money.
69:40Rs. 30 lakhs, right?
69:42Yes, Rs. 30 lakhs.
69:43Superb.
69:44So this 30 and that 15 makes it Rs. 45 lakhs.
69:47It's $100,000.
69:49Exactly the amount we owe to the bank. Right? - Right?
69:51Just inform the bank right away. Okay?
69:53I have already informed the bank. -Superb!
69:56Their executive might be on the way here to get the cheque.
69:58I told you. You'll fix everything.
70:02Now you come back quickly.
70:04Yes.
70:05We'll take care of other things, too.
70:07Yes, everything will be fine.
70:09Come home soon, Om.
70:11Yes, I'm just.. There's a bit of paperwork left.
70:15I'll come right after that.
70:17Okay? - Okay.
70:18Bye. - Bye.
70:21It's amazing, Anni.
70:24Your underworld is more honest than America's corporate world. -You bet.
70:30My house got saved, Anni. I saved my house.
70:34Congratulations, sir. You saved your house.
70:37You are a family man.
70:38Just do something that we get out of here safely.
70:41My family will also be saved.
70:44Anni, you get scared easily.
70:46I have fulfilled all my promises till now, right? - Yes.
70:49Your boss, Ali. - Correct.
70:52So let me make a promise to you.
70:55No matter what happens to me, but nothing will happen to you.
70:58Thank you, sir.
71:00That's not all. Okay?
71:01I will take you to America when I go back.
71:06Sure, sir?
71:08Sure. - You will take me to America? - Sure.
71:10Despite everything? - 100%.
71:13But, sir, we need to get out of here first.
71:17We'll certainly get out of here.
71:20What's the matter, sir? You look very confident today.
71:23Anni, I'm a businessman. Confidence comes automatically with money.
71:29I'm also confident, sir. I'm coming to America.
71:32I wish boss were here. He will be very happy to hear this news.
71:37Here.
71:39Are you sure? - Call him.
71:47Who is calling me?
71:49Wine is not alcohol. Will you let me speak?
71:51Boss, hello. - Hello? Who is that?
71:54Boss, this is Anni. Where are you? Manali?
71:56Anni? - Yes, boss.
71:58Why are you calling me at this hour?
72:01What if Ali comes to know?
72:02We are no more with Ali. We have moved ahead.
72:05What do you mean? They threw you out? What happened?
72:07We have moved up to madam Munni's place now.
72:09Munni?
72:12Anni, what's the matter?
72:14It was too bad. Ali thrashed me black and blue.
72:19I almost died, but Mr. Om Shastri saved me.
72:25How? - Same thing. What you did to Ali..
72:30..he has done the same to madam Munni.
72:32Poor woman must be counting her millions.
72:35Munni.. Listen. Madam Munni is a witch.
72:40She's merciless. She'll not spare you.
72:43Just stay away.
72:45Whatever she may be, she can't beat Mr. Shastri's clever mind.
72:50He can even handle minister Dhananjay Singh.
72:54And good news is that I'm going to America with Mr. Shastri.
72:58Okay..
73:05Dog's tail and a man's thinking can't be straightened out.
73:10You look simple, honest, naive, but in reality..
73:19I thought you would be different, since you are from America.
73:23American men are also deceitful, ma'am.
73:27They had a leader who had an affair with his secretary.
73:32Yes, ma'am. His wife used to wait at home..
73:35..and he used to have fun in the office.
73:38The Monica scandal? Even I had heard about it.
73:43Man is a man after all. Doesn't matter where he comes from.
73:49So what shall we do with you, Mr. Shastri?
73:52Madam, actually..
73:54Shut up. You idiot.
73:57Madhuri. Rani. Preeti.
74:02How long has it been since you had a man?
74:04Four months.
74:07Eight months.
74:10Almost a year.
74:12He is for you. Have him today. Go enjoy.
74:17Madam, please forgive me. - C'mon!
74:19Don't forget to use a condom.
74:20Come on! - No!
74:21I am a kid. I am still a virgin. - Good.
74:25Welcome, Ali.
74:27You had vermicelli at my house.
74:30Forgot so easily?
74:32Madam, we caught him at the railway station.
74:35Was trying to escape.
74:36Why a train?
74:38You could have gone by air, having Rs. 60 lakh.
74:42Ali, recession hit you so bad that you started cheating people?
74:47You tried to cheat me out of all the people?
74:49Don't you know?
74:51They call me female Gabbar Singh (Indian movie character).
74:53I'll extract my money no matter what. Got it?
74:57Madam here they come. Root of all problems.
75:09Brother.
75:11The last hope of kidnappers' fraternity.
75:14Dhananjay Singh of the future. - Well..
75:16Madam, I pulled them from Manali. They were having fun.
75:20No, madam. We came on our own.
75:21I will deal with you later.
75:23First you tell me, Ali.
75:26Where is my money?
75:28It's not my fault, madam.
75:30Help. Help. - Where are you going? My sweet heart.
75:33Save me please.
75:36Help me, boss.
75:40Anni.
75:41Madam, he is an innocent kid. He'll die. - Shut up.
75:44Yes. - I know everything.
75:46All of you are going to die.
75:48Those who co-operate will live.
75:51Ali, I'm telling you for the last time. Where is my money?
75:53Not my fault, madam. I didn't do anything alone.
75:56Why trouble him, madam?
75:59Ask me. I will tell you the truth.
76:11Yes.
76:13Now tell me. But think before you speak.
76:16Yes.
76:17Otherwise, the next bullet will be aimed a little higher.
76:21None of us are at fault, madam. We were simply doing our jobs.
76:24Mr. Shastri planned everything and told us that if we pay 50%..
76:28..he wouldn't tell Ali.
76:29And he told me that if I pay 50%..
76:31..madam Munni wouldn't come to know anything.
76:34But Munni did find out.
76:37What will all of you do now?
76:39Do you know?
76:41I would have pardoned you if only you were women.
76:46But how can three men dupe Munni and expect to survive?
76:51That's impossible.
76:53There is only one way now.
76:56Pay back my money..
76:59..otherwise be ready to be gang raped before you are killed.
77:09And we will begin with you, Mr. Shastri.
77:15Your money is gone. I can't return it, but..
77:20But.. but what?
77:23But I have an idea.
77:25Want to know?
77:27All of you can get your money back.
77:30Please listen to him, madam. He is very sharp.
77:36Speak.
77:38What idea?
77:48Mr. Lal, what's the matter?
77:49The minister seems to be in lot of pain.
77:52He suffers from piles.
77:55It hurts him terribly when he answers the call of nature.
78:00He is going to be irritable from now on. You be careful.
78:06Otherwise, you'll be scolded even if you greet him good morning.
78:09But what kind of mantras is he chanting?
78:13That's 'Piles Mantra'. It helps to do it smoothly.
78:19Mantra for piles?
78:31Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
78:34Agriculture minister Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
78:38Agriculture minister Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
78:42Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
78:46Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
78:49Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
78:51Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
78:57Dhananjay Singh! - Long live!
79:01Ladies and gentleman. Greetings to all of you.
79:07Today is a joyous day.
79:11Because today for the eight time bridge is ready over Madli river.
79:23It was built 7 times.
79:26But it got washed away.
79:29But this time it won't happen.
79:34Because this time the bridge is made with American technology.
79:47I request you all..
79:51..with open heart welcome America's technology company Bush George's company.
80:00..Miss Monalisa with a big round of applause.
80:05Miss Monalisa.. - Long live!
80:08Miss Monalisa.. - Long live!
80:11Come.
80:19You don't have scissors for cutting that.
80:22No, no scissors use knife.
80:25Yeah but, what's the knife for?
80:31What is the goat for?
80:34Balli.. - Meaning?
80:35Means cut blood fall.
80:38Good for bridge. Bridge will be safe.
80:39I have to cut the goat?
80:41Yeah it is old Indian tradition.
80:43Sorry we can't kill the goat.
80:45You in the minister of animal welfare for crime not allowed.
80:47But its just small cut.
80:49Small cut. - I'm sorry I can't.
80:51No! Really I can't. -Madam please.
80:53It's just small cut.
80:55I will not cut the goat. - Please.
80:56I don't want do this.
80:59This is Indian tradition.
81:01Give me.
81:05Okay. Watch.
81:10Hail God!
81:29You people come to me even if you lose your cattle?
81:36What do you think? I have no other work?
81:38Sorry to trouble you, sir.
81:41Actually, he has come from America after seven years.
81:46He's an NRI.
81:48What will we tell his family if something happens to him?
81:55Is he an NRI?
81:56Yes, sir.
81:58Actually, he is a big businessman in America. - Yes.
82:01As a last resort, we have come to you.
82:04No. It's shameful.
82:08It's a serious matter. Reputation of our state is at stake.
82:14Now you don't worry.
82:17Okay?
82:18Rajnath. - Yes, sir? - Take down all the details.
82:21Don't worry at all now.
82:22Thank you, sir. - Please come.
82:24Let's talk in the office.
82:38Oh God!
82:52Lal. - Yes, sir?
82:58Our men are good-for-nothing, it seems.
83:03One NRI comes in our area and vanishes.
83:09I don't even have a clue about it.
83:13I need a detailed report on this issue within half-an-hour.
83:17Find out.
83:20Find out who has dared to take the lion's share.
83:27Sure, sir. I will find out right away.
83:39Here, sir. Have some radishes.
83:42Yes, brother. You were right. - Basant Panoba.
83:45Sit over there. I'll call you. - Let me go.
83:49Next. - Thank you.
83:55Enquiry counter.
84:00Excuse me, sir.
84:03Tell me, sir. What can I do for you?
84:06I'm looking for my father.
84:08What's his name? - Murli Manohar.
84:14Murli.. Murli Manohar.
84:16Yes, got it.
84:19He owns a sugar mill. - Right?
84:20Was he kidnapped on the 12th from Bulandshahar's main market?
84:22On the 12th from Bulandshahar.
84:24Yes, he's here.
84:26Here's the receipt. - Receipt?
84:28Submit ransom money at the accounts department.
84:30Okay? Go. - Good day.
84:33Next.
84:41Mister, this is..
84:43Give it to me. Is it the exact amount?
84:46Murli Manohar?
84:48Where were you? Your father was so worried.
84:53We had to take care of him for so many days.
84:58Minister was also angry due to the delay.
85:00That the merchant's kin hasn't come.
85:02It took a while to manage the ransom.
85:07That's okay. Hope you've brought the ransom of Rs.25 lakh.
85:09Yes. I have. - Give it to me.
85:13Actually, business is in bad shape due to recession.
85:18Is it possible to get a discount on the ransom amount?
85:21Minister is already charging the 'discounted recession ransom rates'.
85:25Otherwise, Rs. 25 lakhs for the owner of a sugar mill?
85:28We don't charge unfairly.
85:32Here you are.
85:39Mister, this is..
85:41Mr. Murli Manohar.
85:44Mister, has my son come?
85:47Aunty, go inside. It's still time for your ransom to arrive. Go in.
85:51Mr. Murli Manohar.
85:55That's me.
85:56Father. How are you, father?
85:59Finally you came, son.
86:02Let's go. - Mister.
86:04Don't forget your receipt, sir. - Yes.
86:06It's a year's warranty card. - Really.
86:07During the year if you get kidnapped..
86:09..just show this receipt. They will let you go.
86:12Thanks for enlightening us.
86:15Let's go, Father.
86:19Recession has completely ruined our business.
86:24What's the total collection for this quarter?
86:27Total of 26 kidnapping.
86:3122 have deposited the ransom.
86:36Four were acting smart. So we drowned them in the farmhouse pond.
86:41Total collection for the quarter..
86:44..stands at Rs. 46,511,230.
86:48That's it?
86:51The business is cut in half in this recession.
86:56Lal, these small parties won't do.
86:59They are like peanuts.
87:02Look at this.
87:04What do we get after paying the chief minister fund..
87:08Party welfare fund..
87:10Police etc..
87:12All this is peanuts.
87:17What's up about that NRI?
87:19We will find out soon, sir.
87:21Do it quickly.
87:23I think he alone can give us more than all of these combined.
87:30Do it. Do it.
87:34Look.
87:36Madam Munni has come see you, sir.
87:40Madam Munni?
87:42Madam Munni?
87:44The great female Gabbar Singh?
87:46What brings you to my house?
87:48I am also one of your admirers, sir.
87:51But you don't trust me.
87:53Despite that I am a big fan of yours.
87:57Don't talk that sweet, Munni.
88:01It doesn't suit you.
88:04Come to the point. What brings you to my house?
88:08Om Shastri.
88:10NRI businessman.
88:14Missing for 20 days.
88:16I was wondering who can dare to steal from a lion's share.
88:22I forgot.
88:25Only a fox can do that.
88:28So you are the one who stole my kill?
88:33I had plans to eat it too. - Really?
88:35But don't I know you.
88:37You would have sent the police, army, CM and DM after me.
88:41You would have made life miserable for me.
88:45Had no option, so decided to come here. - Good decision.
88:48How much do you want?
88:50Rs. 20 crores.
88:52You're asking as if you will give whatever I ask for.
88:57As if I don't know you. You must have got his biodata by now.
89:03Pay me a reasonable and respectful amount.
89:07Take the delivery right now.
89:09Quote the price.
89:11Rs. 2 crores.
89:13Rs. 1.5 crores.
89:15What if I snatch it from you?
89:18Then the lion of the jungle will be called a jackal.
89:22It's tough to win an argument against you.
89:25Lal. - Yes, sir?
89:27Give her the cash and take the delivery.
89:30One last thing. You're a veteran of the game.
89:36If anything goes wrong, then you know better.
89:40Right?
89:41Acid flows from our taps.
89:49I have no fear. I am made of steel.
90:01Put your hands up.
90:09What's that? Show me.
90:16Phone.
90:18Welcome.
90:20Welcome to India, Mr. Shastri.
91:10Good morning, Mr. Shastri,
91:13Your tea.
91:16Hope you slept well last night.
91:19What place is it?
91:21Minister's farmhouse.
91:23Is it far away from the city? - Very far.
91:25He keeps all international parties here.
91:28And what was that in the pond? - Skeleton of the last party.
91:31He didn't pay up on time. So we put him in the pond.
91:35What's in the pond?
91:37Acid.
91:40If someone tries to act smart, we dump them in the pond.
91:47Are they dumped alive?
91:50Well, that depends on minister's mood.
91:51Sometimes he gets them stung by snakes as well.
91:55You have snakes too?
91:57There are other animals as well.
91:59After all, he is a minister for animal welfare.
92:01He even got the ALS award.
92:04What's that?
92:06Animal Lover of the State award.
92:08Okay.
92:10Okay, Mr. Shastri.
92:12Let us know if you need anything. - Okay.
92:14We take your leave. - Thank you.
92:19Are you going to leave that door unlocked?
92:23What if we escape?
92:27Where are you going to escape, sir?
92:30And if you do, it will be good exercise for our hunting dogs.
92:33That's all.
92:36No one can save you in this state.
92:40Police, army, administration people.
92:44All have good relations with the minister.
92:48But why are you even thinking of escaping? - No. I just asked.
92:52Our office has got all the details about you from America.
92:55Yes. Tomorrow morning we will call your wife for ransom.
93:01And once money is transferred, you are free.
93:05We ourselves will see you off at the airport.
93:07It's no problem.
93:09Please manage for couple of days.
93:11No problem. - Let's go, Lal.
93:13We have lots to do.
93:15Okay Mr. Shastri, bye.
93:22No!
93:25Oh no!
93:28This is not how I planned it.
93:30You know, if they call Ritu, she'll sell everything and come here.
93:33All my hard work will be wasted.
93:36I have an idea.
93:37Why don't you blame everything on Munni? Just tell the minister.
93:41That she hid the truth and gobbled up the money too. - Anni.
93:46I promised her. I promised all of them.
93:50They have trust me.
93:52How can I break my promise? Did I ever do it?
93:54No. - Then?
93:58But sir, please think of something.
94:01Otherwise, they will throw us in the pond.
94:03Do something that we both get out of here safely.
94:07I don't want to go to America.
94:10I don't.
94:45Sir.. - Anni.
94:46Sir? Sir?
94:48What's wrong, sir? - I think it's a heart attack.
94:51Heart attack?
94:53I need a doctor. - Sir, have courage.
94:56Please sit here, sir. Sir. Please sit here.
94:59Sir? Sir?
95:01Sit here, please.
95:02Please. Please.
95:04I need a doctor, Anni.
95:05Is anyone there?
95:07We need a doctor.
95:09He had a heart attack. Please.
95:11Sir, be strong.
95:13Please. Please.
95:15Sir.. - Doctor please.
95:17Call a doctor.
95:19It's a heart attack.
95:24Sir, please.
95:25Water.
95:26Water.
95:27Water.
95:28Water.
95:29What's the matter? - He has got a heart attack.
95:33Sir, please.
95:34What are you looking at? There must be a doctor here.
95:38Please call him. Let's take him to a doctor.
95:41It is minister's orders. We can't take him out of here.
95:42Hey!
95:44If he dies, your minister will be in big trouble.
95:46Don't stare at me. Take him to a doctor.
95:49Calm down. - Sir, please.
95:51Listen. Come here.
95:54Sir, please take care.
95:55We must call the minister. - Sir, please.
95:57This man is rich. If he dies, the minister will kill us.
96:00Why don't you call him?
96:02I am scared of him. You call him.
96:05Okay give it to me. I'm not scared.
96:13Lal Kishan speaking, sir.
96:16No private doctor. Bring him directly to the district hospital.
96:19Yes, sir. - And listen. - Yes, sir?
96:22I don't want him to die. - Yes, sir.
96:31How far is the hospital?
96:33What a godforsaken place.
96:35He has a family waiting. I am going to kill all of you..
96:38..if something happens to him.
96:39Why blame us? Did we do all this?
96:43Who else?
96:44Wasted hours in deciding to take him to a doctor.
96:48All because of you.
96:50Just shut up now.
96:52Lal, tell him to be quite or I will shoot him.
96:54Will you kill him? He's our security.
97:01Where the heck are they?
97:02Told them to come to hospital directly.
97:08Oh God!
97:16Can't even do a simple job?
97:28All set, doctor?
97:29Yes, sir.
97:30I need this man alive. At any cost.
97:36Sure, sir.
97:38Here they come, sir. That's our van.
97:48What is going on?
97:52You people?
97:53Where is the party?
97:54He is in the ambulance, sir.
97:57It didn't stop? Who is inside?
98:01Lal, Rajnath and the party.
98:03Party.. What are you looking at? Let's go quickly. Go.
98:11Drive.
98:20You got us trapped now.
98:23What are you staring at, Anni? Do you know how to drive?
98:26Do you know how to drive? - Yes, sir.
98:28Good. - I can drive. - Driver, stop the van.
98:31Stop the van, please.
98:32Listen. I don't know how to use a gun.
98:35Stop the van before I shoot you accidentally.
98:38Stop it, Shankar.
98:39Good boy.
98:46Get out. - Out. Out. Get out.
98:47Get out. - Out. Out. Get out.
98:49Come on. - Junior Khali, you too get down. Get down.
98:54Okay.
98:55Come here.
98:56Move it.
98:57Anni. - Yes, sir?
98:58Drive the van. - Okay, sir.
99:00Okay, sir. - You are making a big mistake.
99:02Minister won't spare you. No one has ever escaped from here.
99:06It will happen today. - Sir, come on.
99:08Do you want to stop me? - Come, sir.
99:09Just try.
99:13Let's go.
99:14Quickly. Quickly.
99:24These are rough times for us.
99:27Where did they vanish leaving the van here?
99:30Had you not showed off so much..
99:32..they wouldn't have escaped with the van.
99:33It's all because of you, stupid.
99:35What will we tell the minister now, Lal?
99:38Will get a scolding. What else? All because of your stupidity.
99:44Here he comes.
99:45Shut up and don't talk too much.
99:51Sir.
99:56Where are they?
99:58Sir, they are not here. It seems they escaped..
100:01Escaped?
100:03How can they escape?
100:06Has it ever happened before?
100:07Has anyone escaped from my clutches?
100:10Ask the police to keep tight vigil. - Yes, sir.
100:12If needed, stop the chief minister's car and search it.
100:17It has never happened in 20 years of my career.
100:20What will I tell the party high command?
100:23Who will make me chief minister?
100:26People will say that I couldn't handle one person.
100:29How will I manage the entire state?
100:32Say something, Mr. Lal.
100:34Sir, we will have to manage the situation.
100:37Manage what?
100:38It's a matter of pride. Question of my image.
100:45I need him come what may.
100:48Kill him if you can't catch him alive.
100:53Order the police to shoot-at-sight.
100:57Got that? - Yes.
100:58But I want him.
101:02Kill him, but don't let him escape.
101:06I'm going to the police superintendent's office.
101:08Keep me posted. - Yes, sir.
101:11Come here. Drive.
101:12Drive quickly.
101:15Get going.
101:17Faster.
101:35He has made it a matter of ego now.
101:37He won't let us go easily now.
101:39He must have set up a road block at every corner.
101:42Sir, do cops warn us before shooting?
101:46They shoot-at-sight.
101:48That means we are dead, sir.
101:52Police must be keeping a tight vigil everywhere.
101:57Sir, please.
102:07This is the first time I am really scared, sir.
102:09Dead.
102:12Don't be scared, Anni.
102:17A police car will take us to the airport.
102:19How?
102:23How?
102:28I'll tell you.
102:32Hello. Yes.
102:34Absolutely.
102:36I want everything shut.
102:37No school, no college. Shut everything.
102:38Yes. Yes. And keep special vigil at bus and train stations.
102:43Yes. Keep me posted.
102:45Okay? Yes.
102:47What the hell are your police doing?
102:49For what did I make you superintendent of police?
102:52Can't even catch a simple person?
102:54Don't stress out, sir.
102:56Please have a seat.
103:00Oh God!
103:03Sir, do you need this?
103:05Sir..
103:06Sir, I have turned the entire district into a camp.
103:10Have water.
103:12Put it down.
103:13People are right when they say that cops are useless.
103:18Sir, will you have sugarcane juice? - No.
103:21What are you standing there for?
103:23Come here. Give him a massage.
103:25Can't you see that the minister is so stressed out?
103:27Lazy bones. Do some work around here.
103:32Feeling better, sir?
103:37Hello. Darn it. Get the phone fixed.
103:40Hello?
103:42Oh, no. Nothing special.
103:45No.
103:46You media people make an issue out of everything.
103:51Due to terrorism, the police force is on a mock-drill.
103:58That's why police is everywhere in the district. Nothing to worry.
104:03What? Kidnapping?
104:06No. No. Nothing like that has happened.
104:09Yes. Yes.
104:11No. Will talk to you later. Yes.
104:14Okay.
104:17Sir, these journalists are a big pain for us.
104:23This is what was left.
104:25Now read tomorrow's newspapers.
104:26A big picture of mine with a caption, 'Stupid'.
104:32Why would they call you stupid?
104:35It's always the police that are called 'Stupid'.
104:39Sir, one Mr. Shastri wants to meet the minister.
104:51I made a big mistake, sir. I am really sorry.
104:57Now I know why they call you a lion.
105:00No one can escape from you, sir.
105:03I'm really very sorry.
105:06Your people said it right.
105:08Pay the ransom, get a receipt and go home.
105:11It's my stupidity that I thought..
105:14..that I can escape.
105:16I forgot that nothing moves here without your permission.
105:19How can a man escape?
105:21I am really very sorry. I surrender, sir.
105:25No. No.
105:27Good to see you back.
105:30But you have troubled me a lot. You will have to pay for that.
105:37Forgive me.
105:39I haven't slept one bit since last night.
105:43I'm really sorry.
105:45You will have to pay dearly for all this.
105:49Let's go.
105:50Long live Dhananjay Singh. Long live district police.
106:00NRI Om Shastri has been rescued by the district police after 20 days.
106:06And it was minister for animal welfare Dhananjay Singh..
106:11..who was the key in his rescue.
106:14By assisting the police in Om Shastri's rescue mission..
106:18..minister Dhananjay Singh has put all rumors to rest..
106:20..that he himself was running a big kidnapping racket.
106:23Dhananjay Singh's positive contribution in this case..
106:26..makes him a strong contender for chief minister's post.
106:29Who called the media?
106:30What's this circus? - Minister is here.
106:32They are hailing you, sir. - Pick it up.
106:33Long live Dhananjay Singh. - Come quickly.
106:35Long live Dhananjay Singh.
106:39Long live district police.
106:43Long live the superintendent of police. - Get rid of the media.
106:48Long live district police.
106:54Where were you kept for so many days?
106:55Do you recognize your kidnappers, Mr. Shastri?
106:58Do you suspect anyone? Do you have any enemies?
107:00Look. I don't know about that.
107:02All I can tell you right now..
107:03..is that when I opened my eyes..
107:05..I saw Dhananjay Singh, my God.
107:07If I'm free and alive today, if I am talking to you..
107:11..then all the credit goes..
107:12..to Mr. Dhananjay Singh.
107:14Long live Dhananjay Singh.
107:18I live in America.
107:20But I can certainly say that a talented person like him..
107:23..should be made chief minister of the state.
107:26Who do you want as chief minister?
107:28Dhananjay Singh.
107:31Empty the path for.
107:33Chief Minister Dhananjay Singh.
107:36Mr. Minister, please. Mr. Shastri.
107:38Sir, one picture for the front page. Please hug each other.
107:41Long live Dhananjay Singh. - Won't let you go so easily.
107:43Trying to act smart with me.
107:45Forget me. Look at the camera.
107:48Here's your opportunity to become a chief minister.
107:49Don't let it slip through your hands.
107:52Mr. Shastri, what do you plan to do next? Where do you want to go?
107:55What will I do? Where will I go?
107:57Home. I want to go home.
107:59Haven't seen my kids and family since so many days.
108:01I'll go to the airport straightaway.
108:03You can hear the entire rescue story from the minister.
108:05Anni, let's go. - Long live Dhananjay Singh. - Thank him.
108:08But how will we go? We don't even have a car, sir.
108:11We can ask the minister to help us.
108:13He won't say no for a car.
108:14Will you give your car, sir?
108:16Long live. - Long live Dhananjay Singh.
108:18Yes, sure. Take it. You are my guests after all.
108:20Take it. - Long live.
108:22Long live. - Thank you.
108:23Long live Dhananjay Singh. - Go. Go. Go, Anni.
108:25Before he changes his mind. Go. - Dhananjay Singh.
108:27Please tell us the entire story, sir. We want to know what happened.
108:30Do you want to say anything to the opposition? - Minister?
108:33Minister.. - Minister, we would like to know.
108:35Please. - Yes. Yes.
108:36Say something. - What?
108:38What is a minister?
108:39Who is a minister?
108:41A public servant.
108:43What is politics? What does a politician do?
108:46Help people, what else?
108:47There goes our friend to America.
108:51Long live.. ..future chief minister Dhananjay Singh.
108:55Long live.. ..future chief minister Dhananjay Singh.
108:59Long live future chief minister Dhananjay Singh.
109:08Thanks, Anni, for bringing the journalists and crowd on time.
109:11Otherwise, it was difficult to escape.
109:12But it was great fun. I swear.
109:15First we ate Ali's 'Nihari'.
109:17Then had vermicelli with madam Munni.
109:19Finally, we would have eaten the minister's bullet.
109:21But you were too good for him.
109:24You have a great quick thinking mind, sir.
109:28Oh, no.
109:30What happened?
109:59You people?
109:59We also watch TV. Great job. Superb.
110:03Didn't I tell you, madam? He has a sharp brain.
110:05He won't give up easily. Very good.
110:07Dhananjay Singh has snatched a lot of parties from us.
110:10I had a burning desire to see him defeated one day.
110:14You have done a great job, Mr. Shastri. Bravo.
110:17I've done nothing special.
110:19Anybody would have reacted this way to save his family.
110:22I had no options.
110:25It was do-or-die for me.
110:28This is Rs. 25 lakh. Your share from operation Dhananjay Singh.
110:33Actually, I don't need it anymore.
110:36Please send it to my uncle.
110:38Sure we will.
110:40Take it. - Keep it.
110:43I never imagined that I will meet people like you in India.
110:48You people made my trip. Really.
110:50Thank you, for everything. - Thank you.
110:52Let's go, Anni. - Where is he going?
110:54Anni is going to America with me.
110:56We have to get his visa done. Come. We have lots to do.
110:58Sir, what will I do in America? You go on.
111:00Besides, all my friends are here.
111:03And after meeting you I realized..
111:05..that life is tough in America as well.
111:07So what's the point?
111:09I have to help boss become a politician.
111:11I have also filled the nomination form.
111:13You'll surely win. I'll take your leave.
111:16Bye. - Bye.
111:17Mr. Shastri, if you meet Mr. Obama in America..
111:21..then please give him a message.
111:23Yes, sure. - Please tell him to control recession.
111:26It all starts there and then spreads all over.
111:31Otherwise if I visit America in future as a minister..
111:33..then Mr. Obama will get a scolding from me.
111:35You must scold him. - Yes, seriously madam.
111:36If he can't control it then at least make sure..
111:39..that the disease is contained. It is very painful.
111:42Please give him this message. - I will.
111:44I'll surely give your message. It's my message, too. - Yes.
111:47Anni, this is for you. - Sir..
111:49Thank you very much, sir. I'll keep it with me always.
111:53Bye. Bye. - Bye. - Bye, sir.
111:54How are you? - You look like a hero.
112:01Bye, sir. - Bye. - Say hello to Obama.
112:03What a man! - Bye, sir.
112:06Bye, sir. Love you very much.
112:09I will miss you.
112:25Till Mr. Obama controls recession..
112:29..shall we work jointly?
112:30Yes we can.

Published on Jan 7, 2014
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