Chupke Chupke

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Transcript

English
0:37"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
0:43"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
0:50"Cupid plays flute."
0:58"There is love in the air."
1:03"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
1:09"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
1:41"How can I tell this breeze.."
1:49"How can I tell this breeze.."
1:58"..not to lift the veil of damsel."
2:05"Don't kindle the desire in heart."
2:14"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
2:50There you are!
2:52Up in the morning and already poking about in weeds?
2:55Oh no! Not weeds..at least refer..
2:57..to them as flowers and leaves.
2:59I've been the caretaker here for 14 long years.
3:03And I've seen men of many kinds come up to the hills.
3:07Some come here as tourists.. some for their health..
3:11..some others to spoil their health too.
3:13But you're the first who comes hunting for weeds.
3:18Not ''weeds''..I'm a professor of..
3:21..Botany..the science of plants.
3:24Ah! You put rubbish into the heads of children!
3:28Whoever let you teach in the school!
3:31The Government of India did.
3:33The Government does all the wrong things.
3:39Well, have you any news of your grandson?
3:42How is he? -God only knows.
3:45Neither have I received a letter from the village..
3:47..nor from the Government.
3:49The Government? -Yes, I'd applied..
3:51..to the government for a day's leave.
3:52But there's no reply. -Why don't you leave to see them?
3:56It's a matter of only a day. *-Besides, there's no one here but me.
3:59In a couple of days..
4:00..a group of girls are supposed to come here.
4:02They'll come in a couple of days. By then you can be back.
4:05If they come earlier, I'll be fired from my job.
4:08Your grandson is ill..and here you..
4:10..are bothering about the job!
4:13I'll take care if anyone comes by.
4:16Here..keep this..and go and visit your grandson.
4:20Just a minute..
4:26What's this! -That's what.
4:29Now take off your shawl. And put on my coat.
4:40Now tell me, don't I look like an original caretaker?
4:43There's no fear of losing the job.
4:44Now you can go. But give me the keys.
4:48But how will you go? -It's through the mountain pass.
4:52About 4 or 5 hours' walking. -Well then, be on your way.
5:48Caretaker! -Coming, Madam!
5:53Come quickly. And help us with the luggage.
5:55Why don't you people carry your own luggage?
5:57Don't make the poor fellow slog.
5:59Here comes the Communist. -What has Communism to do with it?
6:03Yes..at your service, Ma'am. -Please carry this luggage.
6:06Please proceed. I'll carry the luggage in.
6:08Will somebody help me down please!
6:12Here, let me give you a hand.
6:13You won't be able to take the weight.
6:16Hey! Where do you think you're going?
6:17Help me out first! -Yes, yes. Certainly.
6:23Just a minute! One minute!
6:25Yes, come down now. -Not a strong care-taker, are you?
6:28We've got a reservation starting tomorrow. -But we're here early.
6:31Have you made any arrangements? -Everything's arranged.
6:34Here, take the keys. Please proceed.
6:37Girls! Get Moving!
6:49There seems to be only one other person staying here.
6:51What's the name? -Mr. Parimal Tripathi!
6:54Mr. Parimal Tripathi!
6:56Sulekha! Come over here. Quickly!
6:58Mr. Parimal Tripathi is staying here.
7:00Mr. Parimal Tripathi! How do you know?
7:03It's written here. Room No. 8.
7:05Come, let's take a look.
7:12Here's Room No. 8.
7:15But where is Professor Tripathi? Why don't you call out?
7:18What are you doing here? Please go to your room.
7:22Is Prof. Tripathi staying here? -Yes.
7:24He's someone with the Govt.
7:25Some doctor of grass and weeds. -What a shame! Not weeds..
7:29..refer to them as flowers and leaves at least. Will you?
7:32Do you happen to know him? -Yes.
7:34All of us are botany students.
7:36And we study books written by him.
7:38Where can we find Professor Tripathi?
7:40He's gone to see his grandson -I thought he was a young man.
7:48He's an old man. A very old man.
7:51When is he coming back? -When are you going away?
7:53After 2-3 days. -He'll return after 2-3 days then.
7:58He doesn't like crowds. Now, please go to your rooms.
8:02Go on, move it. Good girls.
8:16Caretaker! Caretaker! -Coming Ma'am. Coming!
8:25We're very hungry. -That's what I'm trying to state.
8:29Is there any arrangement for food? -No.
8:32There's only water for bathing.
8:34Where do you get food from? -The restaurant over there.
8:36Well then, make some arrangements for us too.
8:39It's difficult to make arrangement for so many people.
8:41In that case, we'll give you some tips..here..keep this.
8:46Only 2 rupees! The professor tips me in fivers!
8:49Besides, you have such a huge contingent.
8:51Very well. Here's a fiver. -And your arrangements are made!
8:54Can you serve us tea around 3 p.m. Down there?
8:57That would be quite difficult. I can't leave my post.
8:59Can't you..Oh! Can't you?
9:07Well, I can, you know. Tell me, where do you want it?
9:09Over there. -It'll be sent.
9:10Make sure you get some eggs, bread and butter too.
9:13I'll get all 5 of these for you. -Five? What five?
9:17Bread, butter, eggs, tea and me!
9:19Seem to be a smart one, don't you?
9:24And what do I do with the change?
9:26Keep it. -I'll thank the Lord for it!
9:30He's given you as large a heart.
9:34What do you mean? -Nothing ma'am! Nothing at all.
9:37Girls! Come here. -Yes, Ma'am.
9:40I'll hold a class at 3'O Clock sharp. Down there.
9:42Collect your specimens and get the whole lot down there.
9:45Understand? At 3 Sharp, then.
9:47Ok.
10:01This is the Corolla of the flower, as you already know.
10:08Now cut out the Corollas in your specimens.
10:13You will remember that I'd told you about compound flowers..
10:18..like the Marigold. The marigold isn't a single flower.
10:22A marigold is a bouquet of smaller flowers.
10:26Every petal in a marigold, is, in fact, a flower.
10:28Now separate the compound flowers among..
10:32..the specimens you've collected.
10:34Ma' am! -Let's take a break for snacks.
10:45Goodness! These eggs are raw! -How else could they be?
10:48You should've got them boiled.
10:50-I wasn't told to get them boiled.
10:51I thought you were having a *picnic! -You'd boil them over here!
10:53Never mind. I'll boil the eggs. -Where'd you get water?
10:56There's a stream nearby. If you could help, it'd be quicker.
11:00Come. Let's get to work. -Very well. Let's go.
12:17Caretaker -Yes, Ma'am.
12:18Sit down. Sit down.
12:21Has Professor Tripathi returned?
12:23Not yet. -I see.
12:27Why are you sitting over there? I'll fetch a chair for you.
12:29I'm alright. -Let me get it for you. -No. Sit down.
12:39Is Professor Tripathi really an old man?
12:41He's old enough. But not very old.
12:44His face is slightly crooked.
12:46And when he speaks..his face turns up..like this.
12:49The poor fellow is stricken with polio.
12:53Why should you be unhappy if that professor is old?
12:59No. It's just that I read the other day that..
13:03..rarely has anyone excelled in Botany at as early an age.
13:07These professors reach the "youth"..
13:09..at the age of 50 or thereabouts..
13:11..when teeth start running loose and hair starts falling.
13:15It's the youth of wisdom.. not the physical youth.
13:17No, no. It's not like that.
13:18Just that Dr Tripathi hails from Allahabad.
13:21So, you're from Allahabad, are you?
13:25Have you ever been to Allahabad? -No.
13:27But who hasn't heard of it?
13:30My elder wife says that she.. -Elder wife ?!
13:34Yes, I have 2 wives.
13:37What about your children? -Counting both the wives..
13:41..12 children in all. 2 wives and 12 children.
13:45Goodness! Two wives! And twelve children.
13:48Sounds like the title of a movie.
13:51It's not a good idea to sit down and chat with caretakers.
13:56What do you mean? -The younger wife is quarrelsome.
14:01If she sees me chatting with you like this..
14:03..she'll tear my hair out.
14:05Now, please go away from here. Please go.
14:25Caretaker! -Coming!
14:35Uncle! You've already come! Go to my room! Relax!
14:41He's my uncle.
14:44Why did he answer my call then? -We're from the same caste.
14:48Caste? -Yes. We're caretakers by caste.
14:51So, it's a habit answering to calls for caretakers.
14:55Can you get me some rope? -Yes, I have.
14:58Whom do you want to tie up? -You!
15:00Ma'am! -I have to tie up the luggage.
15:02Bring some rope if you have it. -Yes. I'll go and get it.
15:13What's all this happening? -I had to do all this.
15:16Otherwise, your job would've been at stake.
15:18No sooner had you left, than their bus came up.
15:20I had to put in an act. Now tell me, how your grandson is.
15:23The temperature has subsided. But he's still very weak.
15:25Now get along, have a bath and take a change of clothes.
15:27I must continue the charade.
15:30Otherwise, they'll get to know who I am.
15:32What do you mean? -They know me by name..
15:35..as Parimal Tripathi, a professor of Botany.
15:39Now go inside.
15:45Can I ask you why you had put up the act?
15:49I beg your pardon. -I've heard everything.
15:52You've heard, have you!
15:54Now, how could this poor fellow have gone..
15:56..to see his grandson, had I not put up a charade?
16:00But, why were you asking for tips everytime?
16:03Now tell me..
16:04..without the 'Tip' part, would it have been convincing?
16:07Professor Tripathi..
16:09..you've collected 12 rupees for your act as caretaker.
16:14Well, yes. -Now please return the tips.
16:18Yes, yes. Certainly.
16:22Here take this. -I don't have change on me.
16:25Never mind. You can keep it all.
16:27Wait. Listen..
16:32I want to take a look at Prof.
16:34Tri- pathi's polio-stricken crooked face.
16:36Please take the cap off. -What !
16:38Now take your cap off! Else, I'll let the cat out of the bag.
17:02Caretaker! Caretaker! -Coming, Ma'am.
17:06Carry the luggage to the bus, will you?
17:15Goodness! This bag is as heavy as she is.
17:20Move it..Move it. Is the luggage loaded?
17:30Hey you! Help me in, will you? -Yes, ma'am.
17:37Now get the luggage, will you? -Yes, yes.
17:41Come on, Sulekha. Come on.
17:48Let me help you. -No.
17:50Let me.. I won't ask for tips!
17:54When Prof.Tripathi returns..
17:56..will you give him "Lots of love" from me?
18:00I will. -And here..take this.
18:02What's this? -Your tips.
18:04Go on, keep it.
18:49Good riddance. -Here, keep this.
18:53She left a tip. -What's in this piece of paper?
19:00She has left her address. -The one who gave you the tip?
19:03That's right. -Praise be to the Lord.
19:14You're his elder relative, are you? -Yes.
19:17So Prof. Tripathi proposes that..
19:20..I prove my intellectualism by..
19:22..marrying off my sister with someone from the caretakers!
19:25I don't understand what you mean to say.
19:29But he's not a caretaker.
19:31He's a full-fledged doctor of the weeds.
19:35A doctor of the weeds! Is my sister a cow..
19:39..that she might need weeding? -No.
19:41Not the weeds in that sense.
19:42He's a doctor of the flowers and the leaves.
19:45One, whom you'd call a "Professor" in English.
19:48Professors! They're absolutely useless creatures!
19:52Useless? -They know of nothing but work!
19:55This marriage cannot be..
20:01..delayed!
20:06Yes, I'm Prashant Shrivastav speaking.
20:11A trunk call from Allahabad?
20:14Yes, yes. Pass it on. -A trunk call?
20:17Must be Parimal.
20:18You haven't met him. We'd been in college together.
20:25Parimal here. What news of Bombay?
20:29How's your wife? -She's fine. What makes you call?
20:34I'm engaged to get married. -Getting married! Fantastic!
20:39Who are you getting married to? -A girl.
20:44You must reach Allahabad with your wife by the coming Friday.
20:49It's short notice.
20:52Why don't you come across to Bombay after the marriage?
20:55Yes. You can have a honeymoon here.
21:00Has it disconnected? -Darn telephones!
21:05There's only one way to set them..
21:07..right..book them as criminals!
21:10Just what I feared. Misspelt. And the fonts must be bold.
21:19Take it to the press.
21:21And check on the trunk call I'd booked for Bombay.
21:36Sumi! Come here quickly! There's a trunk call from Allahabad!
21:41How far have you gone ahead with the marriage plan?
21:46Date-fixed! When? -Next Friday. Just 6 days away.
21:52It's a bit hectic for me at this age.
21:55Is it your marriage by any chance?
21:58Not a chance in this lifetime.
22:00Why don't you come over and help me?
22:02But why all of a sudden? -The boy's brother lives in London.
22:07He's here all alone.
22:09And the next auspicious date is 2 months away.
22:14He insists on this Friday.
22:17So you must reach in a couple of days.
22:19Who's on the line? -Speak to Sulekha.
22:21Speak to your brother-in-law. -Brother-in-law!
22:27That's what you call ''marrying in haste''.
22:31You've settled for a poor professor.
22:35Seems like you've known him for long.
22:38Strange! I haven't even met him. -Is that so?
22:42Now what's the name of my competitor?
22:48Pari-mal! -Now you're being naughty!
22:52Is he any less?
22:53But tell me seriously, what does he look like?
22:58All right, sort of.. -Weren't you telling me just now..
23:01..that you haven't seen him? Now he's ''all right, sort of..''
23:03You can't get away with lies.
23:06Let me tell you something.
23:07You'll find out how it is ditching me..
23:09..for Parimal, after you've married.
23:22Had a chat? -Yes. Sulekha's marriage is fixed.
23:26We must leave by the day after tomorrow.
23:28The marriage is on Friday.
23:30This Friday? -Yes.
23:31But Ratna's fever doesn't seem to be subsiding.
23:33Today the temperature seems to be higher.
23:35Have you called the Doctor? -Yes.
23:37Come, let's take a look.
23:44Anything else, sir? -Another cup of tea for me.
23:48You've had five cups of tea already.
23:50If I've taken five, then I can take another, can't I?
24:01It so happened that.. -Brother-in-law called. Right?
24:05How do you know?
24:07That's the only person I get to hear of these days.
24:10''My brother-in-law is like this, he's like that..''
24:12''..he called us up today. I must write to him today''
24:15''..he said this..and I must tell him that..''
24:16Are you jealous of him? -No, I'm not.
24:20But I'm sure that I've developed an inferiority complex.
24:22Must be some sort of a genius.
24:25He used to be a barrister. And now, he owns a soap factory.
24:29He's a genius in everything! Even a genius in his love life!
24:32And he has made pots of money! -Do you know..
24:35..he could've become a Minister if he wanted to, but..
24:38He'd rather sell soap. Isn't that so?
24:40Don't poke fun at him.
24:42He's still handsome. -Really!
24:45Shall I show you his photograph?
24:47You carry his photograph around, do you?
24:50Yes, I do. And I also need his advice all the while.
24:54Here, take a look.
24:56This bald chicken!
24:58I mean, er.. this bald gentleman.
25:01Then there isn't any danger. And who's this beside him?
25:06She's my sister. -I see. Must be his 3rd marriage.
25:12The 1st! Why did you say 3rd? -Goodness!
25:15Did he lose all that hair in one marriage!
25:17You're bent upon poking fun.
25:19Your sister really looks like a daughter..
25:20..standing by his side.
25:22My sister has 2 daughters. One is at school in Shimla.
25:25You were late coming. -And we're wasting time here. Now move it.
25:28Where do you want to go? -To meet your brother-in-law!
25:32Is that Hari ?..Raghav speaking.
25:35We're in a fix here. Ratna has fallen ill.
25:39And the doctor suspects that it might be typhoid.
25:42What should we do now?
25:45It'd be quite difficult for you to come over in that case.
25:48Should we postpone the marriage for a couple of months?
25:51No, no! Do not postpone the marriage.
25:55If Ratna recovers, we'll try to attend.
25:59Please explain the situation to Sulekha.
26:01I'll call you up later.
26:03Please send me Parimal's photograph.
26:06Very well.
26:19Is he your brother-in-law?
26:20You're obsessed with the ghost of your brother-in-law!
26:24He isn't any ghost! -None lesser, either.
26:28The fellow in here is like a younger sibling.
26:30He's a Professor in English in our college.
26:36Is that Parimal? Coming.. Coming in a minute.
26:39He's a very jovial chap.. and very bright, too.
26:45Welcome!
26:47I've been ringing your bell for so long! Have you been asleep?
26:49It's defective..doesn't ring.
26:52The bells seem to be tolling for me. -What do you mean?
26:55I've got engaged to marry. -With whom ?
26:59Let me introduce you.
27:05Kumar, she's the one who's marrying me.
27:10And whom are you marrying? -Her.
27:13You mean to say you're marrying each other, aren't you?
27:22I can address you as *sister-in-law, can't I? -Yes, you may.
27:24It's firm this time. -This time? What do you mean?
27:27Several ladies have pursued me earlier. But I didn't quite..
27:31You mean to say that I've been after you!
27:34Now, when ever did I say anything like that?
27:36What I am saying is that, this once, I've gone after her.
27:39This is the first time you've come here. What will you have?
27:44Nothing. Besides, we'll get delayed.
27:46My brother-in-law's phoning..!
27:49Forget it, Kumar.
27:52She's getting a call from her brother-in-law!
27:54You'll get more than a call from relatives.
27:57But I'm not letting her go so easily.
27:59This is the first time you've come here..
28:01Well, all right. The ''tanpura'' is here..
28:05Let's have a song.
28:06That's good. You sing first. And Sulekha will join us too.
28:09She's a very accomplished singer. -Really!
28:10Then why don't you sing first?
28:12No, you first ! -No, no! You first!
28:14You first! -Do we pick firsts, or do we sing?
28:20Well then, why don't you sing a song first?
28:23Very well then. I'll sing a song.
28:26So you can sing too, can you?
28:29Doctoring weeds..and singing?!
28:32Did you hear, Kumar?
28:34That's faith and respect for the husband-to-be!
28:37Let me enlighten her.
28:39We even won the first prize in college when we sang together.
28:44Isn't that so?..One minute. -Take two.
28:51And, why haven't you told me that you sing?
28:54You should know your husband's plus points gradually, Sulekha.
28:57And love blossoms gradually.
29:00Now tell me, how do you like this friend of mine?
29:04A nice fellow.
29:06Is he married yet?
29:09Watch it lady! What are you up to?
29:12Are you thinking of replacing me? -Shame on you!
29:16He's addressing me as a Bhabhi (sister-in-law) and you!..
29:18I was thinking of Rupa. She's studying in Shimla.
29:22She's my brother-in-law's elder daughter.
29:24No! Never! -Why not?
29:25First, because she's your brother-in-law's daughter!
29:29Secondly, I have a friend, Prashant, living in Bombay.
29:33When he came here recently..
29:34..Prashant developed a friendship with him.
29:36He has a sister (marriageable) and..
29:37..Kumar likes Prashant very much.
29:43Now tell me, don't we look like twins?
29:46Come on, let's show her what a doctor of the weeds..
29:50No! Not weeds! Leaves and flowers at least!
29:52Well.. -Alright. Get along with the song.
30:40"Song or music was created first?"
30:48"Song or music was created first?"
30:57"Both the hearts united at the same time."
31:05"This is a song of love for the world."
31:32"The way hearts unite, melodies unite too."
31:41"The way hearts unite, melodies unite too."
31:49"Music is composed then."
31:58"Let the world hear it.."
32:40It isn't for you. It's for the bridegroom.
32:44Open it up. Take a look at it.
32:52A priceless gift! -Caretaker!
32:59Don't you ask for a tip! -I've taken the tip already.
33:25I think it's indigestion due to overeating.
33:28We've had 30 lunches and 30 dinners in 20 days.
33:3425 breakfasts and 15 tea parties.. none less.
33:36Why, are you afraid that you won't get to eat any more?
33:39Not me..my friends were afraid that I might not marry again.
33:45The problem is that his friends have all their love for us..
33:48..stowed up in the stomach, not in their hearts.
33:51Drop 2 meals and have these medicines.
33:56No, I can't eat anything, much less medicines.
33:58I'd sooner eat a bullet.
34:01You needn't eat them. Just swallow them with water.
34:16What are we going to do about the invitation tonight?
34:19He's an old friend of mine and he'll..
34:20..mind it if we don't attend.
34:22Your friends are inconsiderate.
34:24In 20 days of marriage, never have we had time for ourselves.
34:28Just tonight, please. -Never !
34:30I swear this by you!.. That for at least a month..
34:33..I won't accompany you to any party.
34:39Why don't we settle for dinner tonight and swearing tomorrow?
34:44Never! Never!! Never !!!
34:50It isn't even a month of marriage..
34:52..and you're already making faces!
34:55Have you had a quarrel? -No, nothing that serious.
34:57Now let me set the mood right.
35:01I've brought an invitation for the two of you.
35:05Why? What's wrong with that?
35:07Please don't speak of anymore invitations.
35:09The mere mention is enough to give us indigestion.
35:11That's what we were fighting over.
35:12Raghav has invited you to Bombay. -Brother-in-law!
35:18Yes. Now listen to what he has written.
35:20My Revered Brother-in-law, Haripad,
35:22It is my heartfelt wish that you have the couple en route..
35:24..for Bombay at the earliest.
35:26-Apart from the healthful aspects..
35:27..of a change of climate..
35:30..the sojourn will help the newly-married..
35:32..in the blossoming of intimacy..
35:36..into a budding relationship for stronger ties.
35:41Was that the brother-in-law or was it the All India Radio ?
35:44Now that's a fetish with Raghav.
35:46Insists on using a perfect *language. -It's just that we should do.
35:50At least we'll be able to avoid those parties.
35:52No. This invitation is not acceptable.
35:55Why? -Your sister has sworn it on me..
35:59..not to accept any invitations.
36:01But I didn't swear it about..
36:04An invitation is an invitation.
36:09You've sworn it by me. I can't bear it to see my wife widowed!
36:13Enough of jokes.
36:14Now please make arrangements for the trip to Bombay.
36:17No. It simply isn't possible for us to go to Bombay.
36:19I'll leave you to sort out your problem.
36:21I've landed in a grave problem. -What ?
36:25Your brother-in-law has put me in a fix.
36:27He wants a driver from Allahabad.
36:30Why? Why one from Allahabad?
36:32Because you can't get a driver spea-King..
36:34..the pristine language in Bombay.
36:36How will I find such a driver these days, even in Allahabad?
36:42I can, surely find for thy sake, such a chauffeur of vehicles.
36:46Er..what? What did you say you'd find for me?
36:49A chauffeur of vehicles.. meaning thereby..a driver.
36:52Oh, I see. You'd rather say it simply.
36:56I'd be obliged if you can provide such a person.
36:58Now, who's he?
37:00I am, at thy service, Sire.
37:04This way, you'd be able to solve your problem and mine, too.
37:06She'd be able to wriggle out of her oath..
37:07..and we'd meet my co-brother.
37:09-After all, a job is no invitation.
37:11I couldn't quite get to understand.
37:15I'll explain.
37:17I'll depart for Bombay tomorrow, with a letter from you.
37:20Masquerading as a driver! -Yes. In the first act, I go over.
37:24In the second act..
37:26..say about a week later, you can come down too.
37:28You'll get caught in a second!
37:29Did you recognize the caretaker?
37:32Might've been so with me. But my brother-in-law..he can..
37:34..tell who you are, he'll smell you out.
37:36Besides, he has seen your photographs, too.
37:39I'll bet, he still won't be able to recognize me
37:43In the last 20 days after my marriage..
37:45..I've heard of this genius..
37:47..of a brother-in-law for at least 20,000 times.
37:49An incarnation of God, it'd seem.
37:51And she's deeply influenced by him.
37:54Please allow me this opportunity so..
37:56..I may carve my place in her heart.
37:59I must prove that I measure no less than her brother-in-law.
38:04You're bound to get caught and then..
38:06..you'd notch an even lesser esteem.
38:10Please grant me this one chance.
38:12Just let me have a few strong letters of introduction..
38:14..and inform that genius.
38:16I mean, her brother-in-law..
38:19..that a thoroughbred driver has been sent.
38:24Sulekha will reach in another day or two.
38:26The husband Parimal, that boorish doctor..
38:29..of the weeds, is away in Patna.
38:33Hurry up then. I'll pick up the letter this evening.
38:35Not a bad idea. But you'd better give it another thought.
38:41See you, Sulekha.
38:53Watch the fun now.
38:55Not even a month of marriage.. and you're leaving me behind.
39:00Think of meeting again, after a spell of separation.
39:04Big deal! In any case, you'll live in the garage..
39:06..and I, in the bungalow above, even if you don't get caught.
39:08I can always come to you.. or you can come down to me.
39:11No thank you. Decent girls don't meet drivers on the sly.
39:17The fun of love lies in secrecy, my dear.
39:21But you shouldn't be worried. That will never happen.
39:25You'll be caught before anything of the sort happens.
39:27You've only just heard of him.
39:29You'll know my brother-in-law, when you meet him.
39:35The brother-in-law again!
39:44What's up? Why are you laughing at yourself?
39:47Here you are. Your brother-in-law's photograph.
39:55Has a good sense of humor.
39:56This isn't the doing of a doctor of Botany.
39:59It's Sulekha's handiwork.
40:01When is Sulekha coming? -In another 6 or 7 days.
40:04But Parimal is expected a couple of days after she arrives.
40:07He has gone to Patna for a lecture or something.
40:09Your brother will inform us of the expected date.
40:12So, my daughter is going to school!
40:14Has the school bus arrived? -I hope you have no temperature.
40:17Let me take a look -No, there isn't.
40:23I don't want to send Ratna to school by bus.
40:27A school-bus overturned. It was on the news.
40:30James drives worse.
40:32Forget driving, he'll even spoil her language.
40:38He speaks a pitten language.
40:40Why don't you get another chauffeur?
40:42As it is, we need 2 chauffeurs.
40:44I've been making enquiry's.
40:45And your brother is also sending a chauffeur.
40:57It's a call from Allahabad.
40:59You've live long! We were talking about you!
41:04What about the driver! -He's on his way to Bombay.
41:11He's a bit of an eccentric. -An eccentric!
41:16He was quite unwilling to go over. I've convinced him somehow.
41:20What was that about his being ''eccentric'' ?
41:23Don't worry. He's just what you've asked for.
41:27Very well-versed in Urdu and Hindi.
41:29And, the ones of this kind are a bit eccentric.
41:33Just as you, yourself are.
41:41Show him in.
41:42He seems to have arrived. -Whatever he might seem to be..
41:47..outwardly, he's a fine fellow. I'll vouch for him.
41:51The rest of our program stands.
41:54Convey my regards to everyone. Bye..
42:00Your brother has given you love..
42:02..Sulekha is arriving as scheduled.
42:05Where are you going? This fellow has come from Allahabad.
42:07Let's meet him.
42:12Can I come in, Sahib? -Come in, come in.
42:20Greetings, Sahib. -God bless you.
42:23This is my.. -I know, Sahib.
42:25What do you know? -She's your elder daughter, Ms. Rupa.
42:28Oh no! Not my daughter! She's my wife.
42:31I beg your pardon. Oh, I remember..
42:34..your daughter is in school at Shimla.
42:37Isn't that so? I beg your pardon. Greetings to you, too.
42:39Your name..I forget..
42:45Are you married? Or single?
42:48Well, as of now, I'm singular.
42:52I hope the journey was pleasant. -Have you eaten anything as yet?
42:55I have partaken of a meal at the..
42:56..station of the locomotive train.
42:58I have traveled by the chariot of..
43:00..fire (steam engine-pulled train).
43:02I see! You've come here by train!
43:04Yes. That's what it is called in English.
43:06But I don't think it's desirable to mix languages.
43:12What's there to laugh about? What nonsense!
43:14No, not ''what nonsense''. You should rather say..
43:17''KYA BAKWAS HAl''
43:18It's not desirable to use English..
43:20..words while speaking in Hindi.
43:23Do you know English? -I do not like the language, Sahib.
43:27Why so? -A very unscientific language.
43:30CUT is pronounced 'Cut'. PUT is pronounced as in 'Foot'.
43:32TO is too, DO is doo. GO is go as in foe.
43:36Tell me, ma'am. Why is GO not GOO? (GOO in Hindi means darn!)
43:41(ln Hindi) D AD A is daadaa, KAKA is kaakaa and..
43:46BABA is certainly not bibi ! (Bibi in Hindi means wife)
43:49But that is the way of English.
43:50What sort of a ''way'' is this?
43:53But I'm not really educated in English.
43:56I'll learn it now from you.
43:59I'll buy a book right today!
44:02I must use my proximity to a learned man.
44:07Don't you think so, Madam? -Well, well. Now I've 2 cars..
44:10A Fiat and a Mercedes. -How do you know?
44:13I took a look before coming in, Sahib.
44:18I mean -BAHUT (Very ) ACHHE (Good).
44:24The Mercedes was constructed in 1969, and the Fiat in 1973.
44:28By construction he means ''model''. -I know, I know.
44:31My driver is James.
44:32Take the keys from him and bring the car out.
44:36The fiat. After dropping the Sahib at his office..
44:39..I want to go shopping, Pyaremohan -Very well.
44:41Why must you address me in the full form of my name?
44:44I'd rather, you called me PYARE (meaning: loved-one).
44:49Mr. Haripad addresses me likewise.
44:51Alright. You may go now. -As you command, sir.
44:56The fellow looks more like a film actor, than a driver.
45:02Talks a lot of nonsense, though. -Haripad warned me about it.
45:05But he also said that he's really a very good person.
45:08I'm afraid of one thing.
45:10He has just about threatened me that..
45:13..he's buying a book to learn English from me.
45:15But how am I to explain why ''go'' is not ''goo'' ?!
45:20He does speak a very pure Hindi. -Without doubt!
45:24Come, let's take a look.
45:29Sire! Greetings.
45:34Your good name? -What do you mean?
45:42And I'm called Pyaremohan Allahabadi.
45:44I'm the new automobile driver.
45:46What? -I'm the new driver.
45:49Please let me have the keys. -The car won't run.
45:52Why won't it? -There's a differential problem.
45:54I hope the rear is alright. -Yes, it is.
45:56Then I'll drive it out of the *rear. -Now please give me the keys.
45:59Out of the rear!
46:31What's happening?
46:34The engine seems to have gone kaput! The car won't run.
46:37I would like to examine the car, if you permit me, sir.
46:40Yes. Go ahead.
46:44One says ''kaput'', the other wants an ''examination'' !
46:48Wonder if they're talking of the same car!
46:52Living in Bombay has spoilt your language.
46:55Not ''spoiIt'' sir, the word is ''corrupted''.
47:05The oil filter is secure. The problem is solved.
47:16Saved us a 100 bucks we'd have spent..
47:20..had the car gone to a mechanic.
47:23While on your way, drop in once at Shrivastav's residence.
47:28Which Shrivastav?
47:29Prashant, the fellow into imports and exports.
47:32I have a parcel to be delivered to him.
47:34Sahib!..May I proceed for the ablution of my hand?
47:38He's gone to wash his hands. -I know!
47:41Wouldn't I, after so many years with you?
47:44Now come in and change. -Come and change now.
47:49You'd said that the car won't run. But he's repaired it.
47:53Looks like a capable one.
47:54Wait till he gets into an accident.
48:04I would like to meet Mr. Prashant.
48:06The barrister saheb has sent me.
48:13That's the cabin. Go ahead. -Thank you, lady.
48:24May I enter, Sahib? -Come in.
48:34Salaam, Sahib!
48:37How is Mr. Raghav keeping? -He is fine.
48:41Are you a new recruit? -Yes, Sahib.
48:45Wait!
48:56What's this! The tea.. -It was getting cold. I had it, sir.
49:01Put it down! -Sahib! I've already sipped from it!
49:07Ill-mannered lout!
49:10I'll call your employer just now! -No! Please sahib!
49:14I lay my hat at your feet!
49:16Please don't complain! I'll lose the job!
49:22It's you! Rogue!
49:25Well? All suited and booted.. can't you even look at me?
49:29What's all this about? -Quiet!
49:32I hope we won't be intruded upon. -Who can do that?
49:34Lower your volume! Come here.
49:46Here's a change of clothes.
49:48I got saved by the skin of my neck.
49:51James had nearly crashed the car.
49:53You should've asked him to drive slowly.
49:58Pyare is a good driver. He doesn't even step on the brakes.
50:04Have him drive you from tomorrow. -Where has he gone?
50:06He has gone to buy an English language book.
50:10Goodness! He comes from your part of the country.
50:13You'd rather teach him. -Pyare regards you as a scholar. Not me.
50:17Don't call him Pyare (lover), okay?
50:20Looks like time's up for me.
50:26May I enter, Sahib? -Come in.
50:29I'm undone. Oh misery! -What has happened?
50:32I have spent 4 full rupees to buy this book!
50:36With the intention that I'd learn the language with your help.
50:39But this language is so deceptive!
50:42NO is pronounced ''No''. So also is KNOW pronounced.
50:46Uncles all of them..
50:47..irrespective of whether they're paternal or maternal!
50:49This is unjust, Sahib. And then again..
50:51..irrespective of whether one is addressing..
50:53..an elder or younger person..
50:55..the word is invariably ''you''.
50:58Pyaremohan! -Yes, Sahib.
51:00I've just returned from the office. I'm very tired.
51:03I'm getting a headache.
51:04May I rest? -Surely, Sahib. You should rest.
51:07There is a small question, however undeserving.
51:10Pneumonia is spent with a 'P'. -Yes.
51:14Pthysis is also spelt with a 'P'. -Yes.
51:17Why are the P's not pronounced? -I want to rest!
51:21Please! Please take your rest. The explanation can come later.
51:27How should I know why Pneumonia..
51:29..and Pthysis are spelt with P's?
51:32I didn't create the language, did I?
51:34No! I'd prefer the other driver, what's that fellow called?
51:37James. -Yes, he'll do. Not this fellow. -He'll drive me mad.
51:40At the most, James will only crash the car!
52:05Saheb.. -What is it?
52:07You were tired yesterday.
52:09I didn't bother you. But explain it today.
52:13Explain what? -NO is pronounced as KNOW.
52:18Why isn't the 'K' pronounced, saheb?
52:20Look Pyaremohan, perhaps, later.. -A telegram, sir.
52:23Saved me. Bring it.
52:29Bring it quickly.
52:37Sulekha is arriving by the 1 1 'O Clock train today.
52:40Miss Sulekha! It'll be fun!
52:48What's the fun in it? -I like Ms Sulekha very much.
52:54And she likes me a lot too.
52:56How do you know her? -My uncle drives for her brother.
53:02I've been with her all through her wedding.
53:04Right from the engagement..
53:05..to the first nuptial night, I've done everything for her.
53:08I am indispensable for her.
53:10But I'll certainly say that not all is well with the marriage.
53:17What do you mean? -Not a good match.
53:20He won't stand comparison with you.
53:27It's a total mismatch.
53:31What are you saying? Dr Parimal Tripathi, after all..
53:35Yes. I've heard that he's some doctor the weeds.
53:38Well, what does he look like? -He's coming today.
53:44Why don't you take a look for yourself?
53:46He isn't coming today. He's coming a few days later.
53:49Well, take a look at him later.
53:51But I'll tell you something, sahib.
53:55It'd be a well nigh impossible to..
53:56..find as good a groom as yourself.
53:59You're great. I haven't adequate words to praise you.
54:04But you mustn't say all this in Sulekha's presence.
54:10Never, sahib, never. Your co-brother is as good as mine.
54:13Now get the car out. -Ms Sulekha's coming!
54:19I can't believe my ears! I can't !
54:40I'll never forgive brother-in-law..
54:42..for not coming to receive me.
54:44Greetings, Ms Sulekha.
54:49My greetings, madam.
54:52Oh! Mr. Pyaremohan! When did you come here?
54:54A couple of days ago.
54:57So, how do you find my brother-in-law?
55:01He isn't really what I had heard about him.
55:03Meaning? -I'd heard he's strict and would..
55:07..haul me up for ''mistakes''.
55:09But I don't think he's up to catching me.
55:11Quite a simple-hearted and sympathetic gentleman.
55:15How are you liking Bombay? -I haven't been liking it.
55:20How could I like it, being so far away from people like you?
55:23Now that you're here..
55:24..I think that I might get to like this place.
55:26What about that doctor of weeds? Hasn't he come?
55:29Enough! Now move it, Pyaremohan. You're a chatterbox.
55:32I beg your pardon, Ma'am..
55:33..but when the heart is full of joy, I tend to chatter.
55:36Isn't that so? -So that is!
55:40There you are.. Please get in.
56:03Welcome, sister-in-law.
56:05Oh! You've changed a lot since marriage!
56:08I won't speak to you. -Why?
56:10Why didn't you come to the station? -Come in, I'll tell you.
56:12Ms Sulekha..how is my wife? -She's fine, Pyaremohan.
56:19Does she think of me?
56:22Maran (''Death'' in Hindi) ?
56:25It's ''Smaran'' (''Remember'')!
56:27In Hindi, we'd ask if one thinks (smaran)..
56:29..of something or someone.
56:31Does she miss me?
56:33She thinks a lot about you.
56:35I think about her often too. Often!
56:38Where did your wife spring from? -From Allahabad, Sire.
56:44I'm not asking for the city. How did she happen to be..
56:48..when you are a bachelor!
56:50What could I do? I'm here in Bombay. And she is in Allahabad.
56:55I used to pacify myself pretending I'm a bachelor.
57:01Now that Ms Sulekha is here..
57:04..I remember again, that I am married!
57:09Here is someone come from home. ..My wife's home!
57:15Come along. -Sahib! What of the ''pthysis'' ?
57:20Pthysis! Who's ill? -I am! I've got Pneumonia too!
57:26She's just come. Must you use these inauspicious words now?
57:31I mustn't. Not on such an auspicious occasion.
57:38I beg your pardon, Sahib.
57:46How's Parimal as a person?
57:55Come on, tell me.
57:58He's okay. -What do you mean, ''Okay'' ?
58:02Okay means okay. -Now don't hide anything from me.
58:08Is something the matter between.. -Not at all.
58:11No. It's just that he's a bit serious.
58:13He doesn't like jokes or a light banter.
58:21What's the matter? -Sahib ordered that I take the car..
58:25..to a thoroughfare near the highest seat of judgement.
58:33He awaits me from half-past three.
58:35Now, where would that be? -The High Court!
58:39He'll be awaiting on a road near the High Court.
58:43Is that it, Pyaremohan?
58:44Correct. -Well then, go on.
58:51What is the matter now? -I have a sister-in-law too, Ma'am.
58:58So what? -A brother-in-law would be pleased..
59:02..if a sister-in-law picks him up.
59:04Pyare is right! Wait, I'll come.
59:07At least put your shoes on. -I won't get out of the car.
59:25In here. -Not now. Everyone's looking.
59:57Well, your brother-in-law is a smart one, is he?
60:01I accept defeat. -Now listen, He'll be standing..
60:04..out there. We'll go past him. Pretend not to notice.
60:07Must we? -Sit inside and snuggle up to me.
60:57Why the taxi? -What else could I do?
61:00But Sulekha went to pick you up. -Did she go to pick me up..
61:03..or has she gone on a joy-ride with Pyaremohan?
61:05I don't understand. Have you missed the car?
61:07I saw the car..with Pyaremohan and Sulekha sitting in it..
61:12..necking away in a lovers' embrace!
61:15What are you saying! Sulekha was sitting on the backseat.
61:18I saw it with my own eyes. -So did I. Not borrowed ones!
61:32We were slightly delayed. By then, brother-in-law had left.
61:39What's the matter?
61:45Were you up front with Pyare? -Yes. But who's told you that?
61:49Whoever it may be! Were you sitting with Pyare?
61:52What could I do? He kept turning back to talk with me.
61:55''How's my wife? Does she think of me?''
61:58I was afraid we'd have an accident. So I sat up front.
62:02How come you returned to the backseat?
62:03Pyare told me that since we were nearing the house..
62:08..I'd rather take the back seat.
62:10This chap Pyaremohan isn't exactly a virtuous fellow.
62:12A look at him is enough to infuriate your brother-in-law.
62:14Unbelievable!
62:16I'd never imagine that the act would go on for so long.
62:20You've explained the plan to Kumar, haven't you?
62:23Don't worry about that. I'll convince Kumar.
62:28The only thing I feel bad about is..
62:30..while poking fun at a language.
62:33And that's just what I'm doing with my own mother-tongue.
62:36You're not poking fun at a language.
62:40You're merely making fun of someone.
62:42The majesty of a language can never be ridiculed.
62:47I must hang up now. Or they might suspect me.
63:00When are you going to switch off the lights?
63:02I'm feeling sleepy.
63:03What ? -Sleepy! I'm sleepy.
63:11And I'm feeling.. like writing poetry.
63:16Poetry? -Yes.
63:17I can't find the rhymes sometimes. -What can't you find?
63:20Rhymes, don't you know? -No.
63:22Let me tell you. Like ''steering'' and ''bearing''
63:27Like ''accelerator'' and ''carburetor''.
63:32Let's hear one of your etceteras.
63:34D'you want to listen? Hear! Wait a minute..
63:43''A rose will bloom in the gardens today..''
63:47Great! Wonderful!
63:50''A rose will bloom in the gardens today..''
63:54''..Give me O bartender..'' You understand, don't you?
63:56I do. Please go ahead.
63:59''Give me O friend.. Give me a drink of..''
64:01''Give me a drink of..'' -What's wrong?
64:06This is where I'm stuck! I can't find the rhyme.
64:09It's fine indeed. ''Give me a drink of wine''
64:13No, the poet Ghalib wrote that.
64:15I'll have something else to drink.
64:19Go ahead and recite the couplet again. Go on.
64:21''A rose shall bloom in the gardens today..''
64:26''Give me O friend, give me a drink of..''
64:28''A glass of shit'' -Great! Splendid!
64:36Darn ?! What will you do with roses then?
64:43It acts as manure for the roses!
64:46Is that poetry or a home-remedy you're suggesting!
64:53Okay, then. Let me think. -Yes. Go ahead and think.
64:56You go ahead and sleep. I can't think with the lights on.
65:00Go on and sleep now. -Okay. But you must think properly.
65:06Don't think of the wrong things in the darkness!
65:11Oh no, I'll think straight. Go to sleep.
65:15Hey, listen! -What is it?
65:18Once you've finished with thinking, switch on the lights.
65:23After that, you can go to sleep, and I can sit up and think.
65:26We'll take turns at thinking! -Why not?!
65:30We will think, okay..
65:35Go to sleep!
66:04The audacity of a driver!
66:07How dare you enter my quarter at this hour of the night?
66:10I beg your pardon.
66:12But I couldn't stand James '' Bond'' snoring away by my side.
66:14So, I decided to spend the night with you..
66:17..close to you.
66:20Forget not who you are, Pyaremohan.
66:23Stop fooling around, Sulekha.
66:25You don't know how hard it has been for me.
66:29I'd rather call you Pyaremohan. -Why?
66:34Pyaremohan sounds better than Parimal.
66:39So she likes a driver more than a professor?
66:44Why? Are drivers not human beings? -Oh yes, they are.
66:49But when a driver can get his hands on his wife after 7 days..
66:52..he doesn't stand talking like this.
66:54What does he do then? -Shall I show you?
67:13Come. -Hello.
67:16Lata, this is my sister Sulekha.
67:19She has just been married to the famous..
67:21..professor Parimal Tripathi.
67:23He's a close friend of my husband.
67:25But we couldn't attend the wedding.
67:28Do you know him? -No, I haven't met him yet.
67:32This is my sister, Vasudha.
67:34She's Mr. Parimal Tripathi's wife.
67:38We read books written by him.
67:41You could chat with Vasudha, while we meet Mrs. Bakshi.
67:45And we must also visit the War Widows' Association.
67:49Let's not take the car along then.
67:53I'll drop you on the way back.
67:56Come home, after you've been with Sulekha for some time.
68:02Come.
68:04When is Mr. Tripathi expected? -In a few days.
68:06He'll teach me botany, won't he? -Why not? He certainly will.
68:09I must leave now, Vasudha. -But how can that be?
68:13I think I'll take a look around town.
68:15But I'll drop in someday.. we'll have a chat then.
68:19Drive to the Aarey Milk Colony. -Where is that, ma'am?
68:22Start the car.. I'll tell you.
68:56Why have you stopped the car here? -I haven't.
69:00It stopped on its own.
69:02Why? Is the engine overheated? -No, it's cooled down.
69:04Let it heat up while we cool off a bit.
69:07Let's take a breath of fresh air.
69:08What would you like to have, little Ratna?
69:13Ratna wants to have an ice-cream. We'll get you an ice-cream.
69:17Come.
69:20I want to come too.
69:25No, don't. The car might be stolen.
69:28That's right.
69:29Take care of the car. I'll take care of your aunt.
69:33And your aunt will take care of your ice-cream.
69:36Isn't that right? Come on..
69:45We should do something..
69:46..so that Ratna goes home and tells them about it.
69:49What do you mean? -Let's sing a song, holding hands.
69:55Aren't you ashamed? And you're supposed to be a professor!
69:59Just now, I'm merely a driver.
70:20"How do flowers blossom in bower?"
70:30"They bloom when they bees caress them."
70:40"In the bower.."
71:01"Why does season of spring entice heart?"
71:10"Why does season of spring entice heart?"
71:17"Everyone sings and dances with buds."
71:25"When buds bloom even heart gets pleasure."
71:37"In the bower.."
72:02"Tell me, when does it happen.."
72:10"Tell me, when does it happen.."
72:17"Don't tease me. It happens when.."
72:26"..our eyes get locked."
72:38"How do flowers blossom in bower?"
72:48"They bloom when they bees caress them."
72:57"In the bower.."
73:03No. Something seems to be wrong.
73:06Sulekha comes here alone, and Pyaremohan is overjoyed.
73:14They crowd over each other in the car and now..
73:16..they hold hands and sing songs. I don't like any of this.
73:25What do you mean?
73:27On the first day..
73:29..when I asked her about Parimal, she was hesitant.
73:34And when I asked her, she didn't reply properly either.
73:39And it seems that Parimal may not be as good-looking.
73:54Girls, these days, fall for looks, not for virtues.
73:57What! Are you saying that Sulekha and the driver ..!
74:01Exactly! I think..
74:02..the two of them were thick before her marriage.
74:06I know it doesn't sound too nice.
74:08But I have a nose for these things.
74:11You'd rather eat than smell this cake.
74:15I've just baked it. -It's very tasty.
74:20Can I give a piece to Pyaremohan?
74:23To whom? -Pyaremohan. He loves cakes.
74:27He was complaining yesterday that..
74:28..he can't get good cakes here.
74:31So you've baked the cake especially for him!
74:35Why! Don't you like it?
74:37No. There's no need of giving him anything.
74:40Why? What happened? Why don't you tell me what has happened?
74:46Ratna told us that you were singing a song with Pyare.
74:50Yes. So what? Pyare sings well. You must listen to him sing.
74:57I don't want to listen to anything.
74:59What a shame! With a driver!
75:01Are drivers not human-beings? -They maybe.
75:04But your husband..
75:06You don't know my husband. I do.
75:09Besides, even if I have sung with Pyare..
75:12..no one has a right to object.
75:15Well, all right. We can give him the cake later.
75:17Why don't you give him a piece?
75:18No! I'll get pthysis or pneumonia!
75:21Does he ask you too? -What else?
75:23I'll fix him with Parimal once he comes.
75:25Pyaremohan wasn't like this back in Allahabad.
75:29He'd never chatter away. It's started after he's come here.
75:32So the earthworm of Allahabad thinks..
75:35..he's become a snake in Bombay.
75:38Let Parimal come. I'll make an earthworm out of him yet.
75:44Who's it? -It's me, Sahib.
75:47Come in. -Mr. & Mrs. Shrivastav P.K. Are here.
75:54The fair, short fellow? -Yes, ma'am.
75:56Goodness, when did he take to *drink? (P.K. -In Hindi means drunk).
75:59Who told you that he's drunk? -He himself told me so.
76:02What exactly did he say? -Did he say that ''I've arrived drunk''?
76:04He asked me to tell you that P.K. Shrivastav has come.
76:11There's P.K. For you. Prashant Kumar!
76:13Now the question is whether you shall descend..
76:16..or must they ascend?
76:19For God's sake please!
76:22And.. -Ok.
76:29How can you stand the pristine purity of the language?
76:32He's from your part of the country.
76:34It's you who insisted on purity.
76:36Purity of language, yes. But I never bargained for a madman.
76:47Greetings.. -Welcome, Prashant!
76:49You had to wait downstairs for long.
76:52You must be Parimal's wife, Sulekha! Greetings!
76:55I'm Prashant. And you must be acquainted with my wife.
76:59Come sit. And have a cake Sulekha has baked.
77:03I'll eat the cake and have a song too, Sulekha.
77:08Parimal has already told me that you sing well.
77:11No, not today.. Perhaps some other day.
77:13Don't act pricey, sis-in-law.. Sing a song for us!
77:17Go on, Sulekha.. Sit down, Lata.
77:25Which song do I sing? -Anything you feel like.
77:43Start!
77:45"In this season of bloom.."
77:55"In this season of bloom.. heart will pine."
78:05"Clouds will shower but two hearts can't unite."
78:16"In this season of bloom.. heart will pine."
78:25"Clouds will shower but two hearts can't unite."
78:37"In this season of bloom.."
78:57What do you think, Prashant? -She's very good.
79:04"There is a hurdle between two hearts.."
79:14"There is a hurdle between two hearts.."
79:21"How can I hear the call of love?"
79:30"No matter how much u try.."
79:36"..but two hearts can't unite."
79:43"In this season of bloom.."
80:08"There isn't a casement in this big house."
80:18"There isn't a casement in this big house."
80:25"How can we deceive the world?"
80:34"This breeze will make me stay awake all night."
80:40"..but two hearts can't unite."
80:47"In this season of bloom.."
81:12"This will be a bad year for our love."
81:21"This will be a bad year for our love."
81:28"When it blooms, we'll be in a bad state."
81:37"This garden will spread thorn for us."
81:43"..but two hearts can't unite."
81:52Who's there? -It's me, Sir. Pyaremohan.
81:56What are you doing standing over there?
81:58I've just come and I'm standing here.
82:02Come on in.
82:09Come over here!
82:14Why did you say ''Coming'' twice?
82:18When you used ''Standing'' twice, I liked it very much!
82:23So I too used the word twice to enjoy..
82:26..the pleasure of the rhyme.
82:29Which means that you henceforth speak only in rhymes!
82:32If you permit me, sir. -Not at all!
82:35You're mad, Pyaremohan. -No, sir. I'm not mad anymore.
82:42What do you mean ''not anymore''? Were you mad earlier?
82:45People used to joke about it.
82:46But I don't think I was ever mad.
82:49GHow long back was this? Go on..tell me?
82:55I'm ashamed to speak of it. -Drop the act and tell me!
83:00It was before my marriage.
83:01But after I've been married, no one says..
83:04..that I've shown any signs of madness.
83:07They're wrong. You show all the signs of madness.
83:11What signs? -First of all, you talk too much.
83:14That is a fault with me. But the moon is flawed too.
83:21Any other signs? -You speak too refined a tongue.
83:25I do, to please you.
83:29It's madness to think that such madness will please me.
83:32Understand?
83:39I've got into trouble by listening to you.
83:42You told me this afternoon that the..
83:45..Sahib is pleased with my language.
83:47Whenever did I tell you anything?
83:48This is the first time I've seen you.
83:50Not you, Mrs. Shrivastav. I'm speaking to Ms Sulekha.
83:54But why are you looking at me?
83:56Not you, Madam. I'm looking at Mrs. Srivastav.
84:03Oh, I know what irks these people Mr. Srivastav.
84:07It's just that I have a squint.
84:13A bit towards the right. -Towards the right!
84:18Can you see me? -No, sir. I can only see your ear.
84:22And now? -Yes, I see you clearly.
84:26Till yesterday you were fine.
84:27How have you gone squint all of a sudden?
84:29I've never looked you in the eye.
84:32You're my employer. I cannot stare into your face.
84:35Whenever you'd thought I was looking at you..
84:37..I'd actually been eyeing someone else.
84:41I'm taking a squint look at you.
84:43I don't know for sure if you're squint or straight.
84:45But I'm sure that you're a complicated one.
84:48Today you're squint.
84:49Tomorrow you could turn lame or start stuttering.
84:52I'm speaking normally.
84:55How could I start stuttering all of a sudden?
84:56If you could turn squint, you could stammer too.
85:00I beg your pardon, but there is a limit to everything.
85:02There aren't any limits as far as you are concerned. Get out!
85:06You're insulting me because I'm a poor man!
85:10Do it.
85:13Mr. Haripad treats me like a family member.
85:16Why, Ms Sulekha! You must've seen how much he loves me.
85:21Had I known that I'd be denied that love and respect..
85:24..I wouldn't have come here at all.
85:31Where did you get this comedian from?
85:34My brother-in-law has sent him with a cart-load of references.
85:38Which is why I can't throw him out.
85:40Neither can I bear with him anymore.
85:41What a strange fix I'm in! What can I do with such a madman!
86:22Have you come?
86:25I've been waiting for you so long.
86:31Come and sit here.
86:35Now don't tease me. Where are you?
86:41Why you have come barefoot?
86:46Why are you hiding?
86:49You haven't even shut the door!
86:58What's the matter? -Over there.
87:11Who are you? -A thief!
87:12Thief! Come out!
87:18Why have you come here? -To steal.
87:21How did you come here? -I climbed up the water pipes.
87:23Weren't you scared? -Oh no! It's an everyday matter.
87:26I'm used to it. -Let's wake up the household..
87:28..and hand him over to the *police. --No, if we call the police..
87:31Your brother-in-law will get to know.
87:32I'd have to go back to the garage.
87:34No. You'd rather stay here. I'll be on my way.
87:36But how will you go? -I'll climb down the pipes.
87:39No. You could slip and fall down. Come, I'll show you the way.
87:43But, if you get caught, I'll kill you!
87:47Don't you worry, friend!
87:50Wish you all the luck! -Shut up! Wishing me luck!
87:52Here, take this. -It's yours. Keep it. Go on.
88:02The door downstairs is open. Go through it.
88:08Friend! -What is it? -It's all a matter of luck really! -What?
88:12You're a bloody thief! I'm a bloody thief as well!
88:14You've got the girl waiting for you. You're going to have fun!
88:17I'm the one who has to go away with my pockets empty.
88:18Can you spare a tenner? -Rogue! Quiet! Quiet!
88:22Let me go, or I'll start shouting! -Quiet! Stop shouting!
88:24Well, all right. Please get out of here! Please!
89:07What's the significance of the 'P'?
89:09If there's anyone in this household..
89:17..whose name starts with a 'P'.. -It's..Pyaremohan.
89:21Do you understand it now?
89:24No, I don't. So what if it belongs to him?
89:27Do you know where I picked it up from?
89:30It was lying right outside your sister's room.
89:32And how did it reach there? -I don't know.
89:35But I did see Pyaremohan tiptoeing out of there.
89:39My God! -We are doomed!
89:43What are we to do? It's going to be a scandal.
89:47And Parimal is going to be here in a few days.
89:50You must find a way out of this.
90:19Have you called me Sahib? -Yes. Come in.
90:25How did this come here? Where did you find it?
90:28Don't ask me questions. Just answer mine.
90:31What questions? -Get rid of your toothbrush first.
90:35You've confessed that this handkerchief is yours.
90:38Now tell me how it has reached the verandah upstairs.
90:41There! This luckless piece had to fall there, of all places!
90:46What have you been doing in the verandah?
90:48I had just passed over the verandah.
90:53And where had you been? -To that room in front of which..
90:58..this bloody kerchief was found!
91:01So you had been to Sulekha's room, have you?
91:05What business have you there?
91:06Please don't ask! I can't tell you!
91:09Oh yes, you will. You certainly will. I'll call the police.
91:13Please don't. There'd be a scandal.
91:19Then tell me clearly.. What you were doing there!
91:21Very well.
91:26Ever after I got married, I can't spend nights alone.
91:30I miss my wife. Just think of it.
91:32You're newly married and have to spend..
91:36..the nights hearing James snore!
91:41When I couldn't bear it anymore, I went to Ms Sulekha..
91:47..to consult her on whether I must resign the job.
91:51And you had gone there at 12 in..
91:53..the night to ask this question!
91:54Not twelve. It was a quarter to twelve.
91:57At 1 1 .30, James started snoring.
92:00I bore with him for 15 minutes.
92:02After that, I couldn't stand it. -You are fined 5 rupees for..
92:06..for your indignant behavior. -Very well. You are the boss.
92:11Here. Take this and give me a receipt.
92:13Keep it. It'll be deducted from your salary.
92:15I want my salary in full.
92:17It doesn't matter if I am fined 10 times.
92:18Stop talking gibberish. And get out of here.
92:20Very well. I'll have it mailed. -Get out of here!
92:37What's the matter?
92:38Brother-in-law is very agitated..and so are you!
92:42Is it because Pyare had come to my room last night?
92:46Aren't you ashamed? Why did he go to your room?
92:49That's what brother-in-law is asking Pyare.
92:51Why don't you ask him? -I'm asking you. -I won't tell you.
92:53Why won't you? -What's going on?
92:56Good of you to have come. Will you tell sister..
92:58..what transpired last night? You know of it from Pyaremohan.
93:03She's dying to hear of it.
93:05If Pyare disturbed you last night..
93:08..you should've informed us this morning.
93:13I could ask you the same.
93:15Shouldn't you have spoken to me once..
93:17..before interrogating Pyaremohan?
93:20I didn't ask you because..it wouldn't have been decent of me.
93:26And I didn't tell you because it was insignificant.
93:30Insignificant!
93:31A servant steals into your room at night! Insignificant!
93:35He may have come stealthily, but not to steal!
93:38It might be foolish on his part, not dishonorable.
93:40You're making mountains out of molehills.
93:42Mountains indeed! Nevertheless, we don't like all this.
93:45What if Parimal gets to know..? -He has seen me and Pyaremohan.
93:48He has seen us sing together.
93:50Do as you wish when Parimal's here.
93:53But till he arrives, I won't permit this.
94:46What a scandal! Sulekha! -What's wrong with her?
94:53''Dear sister..
94:54..I would be far away by the time you receive this letter''
94:58''There's no particular reason why I've left.
95:01It's just that I felt like''
95:04''I'll be back in a few days. Yours with love. Sulekha''
95:08''P.S.: I wish there had not been..'
95:10'..this furore over Pyaremohan''
95:12What a shame! How could she do this?
95:14Do something fast! God knows where she has gone!
95:17Have patience. Let me see.
95:19Come in. -There was a letter in the mailbox.
95:24Who's the letter from? -From Pyaremohan.
95:27''Respected Sahib, please accept my greetings''
95:32''l was touched when I saw Ms Sulekha..'
95:35'..leaving the house this morning''
95:38''l asked for her reason, but she would not speak of it''
95:41''Nor did she tell me of her desti-Nation.
95:42So I chose to go along too''
95:45''It's not safe for her to travel alone these days''
95:48''At the end of her journey..
95:50..I will meet you with news of her''
95:54''Good-bye till then''
95:56''Please deduct 5 rupees from my last salary..''
95:59''..which I will collect on returning''
96:04''Please pray to God for our safe passage''
96:08''Yours humbly, Pyaremohan Allahabadi''
96:11Thank God she's not alone. I hope she does not fall in danger.
96:15The ''danger'' is travelling with her!
96:17She needn't fall into it anymore!
96:19What'll we do if she doesn't return..
96:20..by the time Parimal arrives?
96:22Come, let's go to the station and take a look.
96:41A telegram has come. -Show me.
96:43Show you? I could read it out instead.
96:45Show it to me!
96:50It must've come from Allahabad. -It has!
96:53God! I hope Parimal isn't coming!
96:56He is! Today! With Haripad!
96:59What are we going to tell them? -What else can I say?
97:01I'll tell him straight that his wife..
97:03..has eloped with the driver.
97:05Why should I be afraid? She hasn't eloped with me, has she!
97:09Stop crying! Let's do something! Let's elope too!
97:11The servants will tell them there's no one in!
97:16You'd still be sitting here..
97:17..planning your escapades, when they arrive!
97:20There! They must have arrived.
97:29I received a call last night from a friend who said that..
97:31..Parimal and Haripad are *arriving by train at 1 1 .20 today.
97:35Telegrams can't be trusted, you see.
97:37So he got them to call me up.
97:38Have you received any news?
97:41I have just received a telegram.
97:42And, earlier on this morning, I received some bad news.
97:45What? -You're like family. I can tell you.
97:48Besides, you're Parimal's friend.
97:50Maybe, you can find a way out.
97:52But what has happened? -What had to happen has happened!
97:56Sulekha has gone away somewhere without informing us.
98:00What are you saying? Bombay's dangerous for a lone girl.
98:06She's not alone. Pyaremohan is accompanying her.
98:10That driver!.. Has he left without informing too?
98:16Yes.
98:21Sulekha and that driver have left together!
98:26Without informing you!
98:29Trouble! Parimal is a very sensitive person!
98:34A sensitive person!
98:40You can talk in Hindi.
98:43He would be deeply offended. -He's a good friend of yours.
98:48Why don't you explain the situation to him?
98:49How can I explain this? -Do what you can. But, please..
98:52..keep him calm till Sulekha returns.
98:56I'll do what I can. Now, let's to go the station.
98:59No, no. I won't go. I'm quite apprehensive.
99:02Then let the two of us go over. -I..er..well.
99:05What am I afraid of?! -Will you go dressed like this?
99:08-You'd rather change your clothes.
99:10I'm lucky that I'm still wearing something.
99:12Your sister has stripped me off my prestige.
99:14Come!
99:27We've arrived. -Are you nervous?
99:31You don't seem to understand.
99:33Parimal is a professor of botany.
99:35While I don't know 'B' of Botany. If someone asks me..
99:38..why butterflies sit on flowers, what am I going to answer?
99:41You're going to ''your'' in-laws. Not into a classroom.
99:43That's another problem. -How can I ever bring myself to address..
99:47..my sister-in-law as my wife! -You must be forgetting that..
99:50..Parimal and Sulekha aren't there. They've eloped.
99:53Oh yes! -It's only a matter of a few days.
100:06Prashant will certainly be there. He'll take you to his house.
100:09Will he? -He certainly will. -Ok.
100:20Looks like the train has arrived. Let's go in to receive them.
100:22No. I won't come with you.
100:26I'm still in a quandary over what I'm going to tell them.
100:28There! There they are! -This is the end of it!
100:32Sorry, we're a bit late. Hope you had a comfortable journey.
100:38Parimal, meet Raghav. -I seek your blessings, Sir.
100:42God bless you. -Hope everything is fine at home.
100:45Well, just about. -Hasn't Sulekha come?
100:47She isn't here. She has gone somewhere else. -Somewhere else!
100:50She knows well that I'm coming! And she goes elsewhere!
100:52When did she leave? When! -This morning itself.
100:55Has she gone alone? -Er, no..Pyaremohan is with her.
100:59Pyaremohan!
101:01What Pyaremohan?! -The driver he sent from Allahabad.
101:06Isn't he that same Pyaremohan who..
101:08..was there during our marriage?
101:10Who seemed to be intimate with Sulekha?
101:12That smart, fair fellow. Isn't he the one?
101:13Porter! Take my luggage to the Waiting Room !
101:17I'm leaving for Patna.
101:18Where are you off to, Parimal? Come back.
101:22I don't want to go where I don't belong.
101:24What are you saying! We are your in-laws. My house is yours.
101:28In-laws for a widow! -Not a widow! Widower!
101:35What am I without a wife? I'm not even myself!
101:43You can't walk away just like that!
101:45You'd perhaps know who I am! -Why not?
101:49You're Parimal, my friend.
101:52And I don't like to go to places where I am unwelcome.
101:55But you can certainly come to a friend's place, can't you?
101:57I won't let you go away in this manner. Come to my place.
102:00What do you people think? -As you feel fit.
102:04Please don't misunderstand me. I'm helpless.
102:08I can understand your helplessness.
102:10You cannot understand. I'm very.. oh! So utterly helpless.
102:15Let's go Prashant. -Come.
102:17Let's take a cab. -Porter, stow the luggage.
102:31What's happening, Raghav?
102:32It's all your doing!
102:34I'll tell you all about it at home. Let's go.
102:43You've got yourself a nice house.
102:45Now, who am I? -Prashant.
102:49I'm one of your closest friends.
102:52Stop being formal!
102:56Your wife has eloped with a driver. -My wife!
103:00Parimal's wife has! And you're Parimal!
103:06Your wife has eloped this morning.
103:07But you seem to be in a jovial mood.
103:12Go around with a gloomy face. Like that!
103:20Now let me chat up my wife and my sister-in-law to build up..
103:23..a sympathetic atmosphere for you.
103:29What do you mean? -They'll ask me why you have..
103:32..chosen to stay here. I'll tell them that..
103:34..the poor fellow's wife has run away!
103:37The ladies will express shock!
103:39They'll take good care of you.
103:44Well then, be on your way, Prashant.
103:47But don't you smile.
103:48You should pull the long face Parimal would do.
104:18Get the luggage from the cab!
104:20Why! Hasn't Parimal come? -He went away to Prashant's house.
104:24None of this would've happened had you not sent Pyaremohan.
104:28Please find out something about Sulekha's whereabouts.
104:30Should I go to the police?
104:31What would people say of it then?
104:34Then, let's sit quietly.
104:52No, you mustn't (touch my feet).
104:53You're a friend of brother-in-law.
104:56Brother-in-law! Who? *-Mr. Prashant is my brother-in-law.
104:59Yes. Prashant! He's a close friend of mine. Please be seated.
105:04And, what do you do? -I'm studying in college.
105:05And what is your subject of study? -Botany.
105:10What was it, you said? -Botany.
105:19You'll help me with a few lessons, won't you?
105:21Why not? Certainly! It's Botany, after all.
105:24Can I have a cup of tea? -Why, of course!
105:40How's it going? -Can't I stay at some hotel?
105:45Why? -Your sister-in-law is a student of botany.
105:50I've heard it all. Why did you have to..
105:53..ask her questions about her studies?
105:56Didn't I tell you to sit around quietly with a glum face?
106:01Well, now it seems that I'm destined for a lifetime of gloom.
106:05Greetings.
106:08Parimal, this is my wife Lata.
106:11You're a friend of my husband. -And you're like a brother to me.
106:14I won't have you sitting around with a gloomy face.
106:18You don't seem to understand.
106:20If I'm not gloomy, people take it otherwise.
106:23It was a problem just now. -What? -Oh, it's nothing really.
106:26Why don't you get a cup of tea for Parimal?
106:31Watch your step, Parimal. I'll be leaving for the day.
106:36If you need anything, just ask my wife or my sister-in-law.
106:39No! Not your sister-in-law! I'd rather talk to your wife!
106:45Can you turn a fan on or something?
106:49Why are you getting nervous, Kumar?
106:52No, not nervous. -I'll return after meeting Mr. Raghav.
106:55Can't you go later? -Why do you worry?
106:59Just be careful of Vasudha. -Who's Vasudha?
107:02The one who came to you for botany. -The sister-in-law!
107:05Not yours! Mine! Sister-in-law! -Yes, the sister-in-law!
107:15Tea. -That was quick. The tea, I mean.
107:19You'll teach me Botany, won't you?
107:21Certainly! You sing well, don't you?
107:24My brother-in-law must have told you that.
107:28Don't worry. I won't bore you.
107:30Don't you say! Music is a very nice thing.
107:33You must sing a song.
107:36I will, if you give me a few lessons in Botany.
107:40A beautiful girl like you should've taken up Literature..
107:42..not Botany.
107:44Botany may be difficult, but it's interesting, nevertheless.
107:47Look at literature.
107:47It's not difficult. And it's interesting too.
107:50You write books on Botany and advocate..
107:52..the cause of literature.
107:55What I mean to say is that the apparent..
107:59..truth may not be true..
108:01..and that which may not be apparent, may yet be true!
108:06I understand. You're looking for excuses to avoid teaching me.
108:11It's foolish of me, really. I'm not in your league.
108:23Why are you people looking sad? -Should we be celebrating?
108:27If not celebration at least get into a conversation.
108:30Come!
108:33Please don't worry about Parimal.
108:37I'll see that he comes to meet you.
108:39No, no. If he comes here, I'll run away to your place.
108:43Will you not play host to your brother-in-law?
108:45Till such time that Sulekha does not come back!
108:47What if Sulekha doesn't return at all?
108:49She'll surely return. -She may have gone away with Pyare.
108:54Don't even mention that rogue!
108:56How's Pyaremohan at fault? -Don't you take his side!
109:01I've yet to see a worse scoundrel!
109:04I shall be moving. -Yes. Vasudha must be alone at home.
109:09No, she isn't all alone.
109:10She must be catching up on Botany with Parimal.
109:19Come. Sit down.
109:22I'm very weak in Botany.
109:27Please help me out, won't you?
109:29Certainly! Certainly!
109:31Are you weak in Botany or are you weak in other subjects too?
109:33It's only Botany.
109:37Then you should have stressed on it.
109:41By the way, what are your other subjects? -English, for instance?
109:44What have you been taught? -Julius Caesar.
109:49I know it by heart. Please teach me Botany.
109:52Tell me, what are the functions of a Corolla?
109:55Karela..
110:00Karela (bitter-gourd) is very bitter to taste..
110:03..but good for the liver.
110:06You're making fun of it.
110:07I'm asking about the Corolla, not the Karela.
110:16When are your exams?
110:18Don't worry then. You'll pass it.
110:24I'm not disturbing you, am I?
110:30I like your company. I like to speak to you too.
110:35You're welcome to ask questions..
110:37..not only on Botany, but on other subjects too.
110:40Sorry to have left you alone.
110:42I'm not alone. Vasudha is here.
110:44You mustn't be formal with me.
110:48I hope Vasudha hasn't been disturbing you.
110:51I was teaching her Botany.
110:54Parimal, we've to go and meet Mr. Chopra.
111:03Well, did he teach you anything? -He's a jolly good fellow.
111:07I've begun to like him too.
111:10God knows why Sulekha did such a thing.
111:13Kumar is in a bad fix.
111:17For you it's a matter of entertain-Ment.
111:19No one even thinks about me.
111:21I tried to divert her to Julius Caesar.
111:24But she held on to Corolla.
111:31What's worse for me are these spectacles of yours.
111:33That's the only scoring point you have, Kumar.
111:36Now, what news of the genius brother-in-law?
111:39He's in a sorry state.
111:41I suggest you forgive his ingeniousness now.
111:44No. It's not yet time.
111:45In a couple of days, another act between..
111:48..Sukumar and Vasudha climaxes. -No! I'd rather tell her..
111:51..than go on teaching Botany.
111:54Relax. You must have patience.
111:57Cupid makes you wait. -For Venus.
112:02All you have to do is buy a botany text-book..
112:05..burn the midnight oil over it.
112:07Spill it out the next morning and you're the hero.
113:11"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
113:18"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
113:24"Cupid plays flute."
113:33"There is love in the air."
113:37"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
113:43"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
114:15"How can I tell this breeze.."
114:23"How can I tell this breeze.."
114:32"..not to lift the veil of damsel."
114:39"Don't kindle the desire in heart."
114:49"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
115:18"How can anyone hold silence at such times?"
115:26"How can anyone hold silence at such times?"
115:35"Sometime has tied bells on the legs of dancer."
115:42"The heart too dances with joy."
115:51"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
115:58"O' breeze, blow stealthily."
116:17I've already studied the Corolla last night.
116:20I studied it! -Oh, have you already!
116:26Will you tell me why is a Marigold not a flower?
116:46The cauliflower is not a flower.
116:50So also a marigold isn't a flower. -You're pulling my leg.
116:53Yesterday, the Corolla turned Karela (bittergourd).
116:55And now, Marigold is Cauliflower. -That's just the point.
117:00That which is apparent isn't *true! -And how can a truth not be so?
117:03The lobster isn't a fish.
117:07And a sweet made out of milk isn't milk.
117:12Your brother-in-law has come to meet you, Parimal.
117:15Why? Well, where is he? -Sitting inside.
117:18Ok.
117:23He's a strange one.
117:29Will you have some breakfast? -No thank you.
117:32I don't feel hungry. I'll just have a cup of tea.
117:39Greetings.. -Greetings.
117:40Be seated.. how are you? -I'm okay.
117:43Hasn't Haripad come along too? -He must still be asleep.
117:47Any letter from Sulekha yet? -No.
117:51Where do you think she's gone?
117:53She left without informing us.
117:56How could she inform you?
117:57After all, she was going away with Pyaremohan.
117:59It's really not that serious. -And how can it not be?
118:04Don't you know that she knew Pyare-..
118:06..Mohan even before our marriage?
118:07I didn't know. I didn't. -Well, at least you know now.
118:11Had I known it, I'd never had married her.
118:13Please don't say these things. -What else must I say then?
118:17Matters must be decided once and for all.
118:19What sort of a decision? -Regarding the marriage.
118:21I'll think of it when the time comes. Now, I'll be moving.
118:24I'm giving Botany lessons to Vasudha.
118:27Vasudha is a very good girl. One in a million!
118:31She must be waiting for me.
118:47Now where is he?
119:08What had you been so early ? -To meet Parimal.
119:12Which Parimal? -There is the one and only.
119:16Couldn't you find anyone else for the girl?
119:19You seem to be in a rage! -Parimal isn't a gentleman.
119:24Sulekha might be at fault. But he doesn't seem to be affected.
119:29He said something I didn't quite appreciate.
119:32What did he say? -He didn't express himself fully.
119:34But I'm sharp with words.
119:37There seems to be something brewing up there.
119:41What are you saying! -The truth!
119:44He's been teaching Vasudha..
119:48It's been 5 days. And not a single lesson in Botany.
119:51Why do you threaten me with Botany? What's with Botany?
119:55It's very simple. -No, it isn't.
119:56It may be easy for you. But it's very difficult for me.
119:59What's so difficult? -Here, take a look.
120:01A potato is a modified stem..
120:03..while a sweet potato is a modified root!
120:11Things apparent may not be true.
120:23Understood? -Not a word.
120:28It's a deep-rooted philosophy.. Like that modified root.
120:37You speak of it as if you've heard of it for the first time.
120:47He's a bit too frivolous. I don't like it.
120:50Why don't you like it?
120:52He doesn't look like one whose wife has just eloped.
120:55And I don't like his roaming about in the garden with Vasudha.
120:59Botany can't be taught indoors.
121:03You must teach Botany in a garden.
121:05He's an eminent professor.
121:07He must be teaching her some fieldwork.
121:13I am innocent, yet weighed down by circumstances.
121:16You couldn't find..
121:17..such a character even in literature! I can't speak..
121:20..my heart to the one I desire.
121:22And I can't have desire for the one I speak to.
121:26You cannot understand my compulsions, Vasudha.
121:30Sulekha might also have been forced by her circumstances.
121:33The trouble is, your heart fills with love for Sulekha..
121:36..but not for me!
121:39Not love. No, not even sympathy.
121:42You have not cared for my heart.
121:44Not my name, Vasudha. My heart.
121:48I'm not the right person for comments about Sulekha.
121:53And, what if I have to speak of you?
121:58About me? -Yes. I think of you day and night.
122:02And I feel so deeply for you. You're the only one I can tell.
122:05How can I say that to your sister? -Mr. Tripathi!
122:07I don't like you saying that. Sulekha is like a sister to me.
122:11She's mine, too. Oh well, never mind!
122:14I don't want your help in my studies.
122:34Go and sit outside, Chhotu.
122:36A gentleman will be here soon. He's so tall..
122:40Just let him in.. not anybody else.
122:47Is the act heating up? -Steaming! If I may say so.
122:52And that barrister is brewing in the pot.
122:55His only sister-in-law has eloped with a two-penny driver!
123:00Two-penny, is he?
123:03When I had called you this morning..
123:05..Kumar answered the phone..
123:07..and asked me to meet him here at 8'O Clock. What's it about?
123:10There he is. -Welcome, Mr. Parimal.
123:14I'm sick of this charade.
123:18I want a final decision. -Why, what's up?
123:21That which should have happened isn't happening.
123:24And that which shouldn't have happened is !
123:25What you don't try to understand is, sometimes..
123:28..that which is not implied, happens too!
123:31And that which is not implied, happens sometimes..!
123:36Er..just a minute.
123:40Kumar..I think you'd rather let it lie.
123:42Listen to me first.
123:44I go to teach Vasudha as you! Not myself.
123:48And she thinks it's you who's speaking to her.
123:50I'm the one who says it.
123:53But the you in me, and the me in you..
123:57What's this you-and-l piece all about?
124:00You people have messed it all up for me.
124:05I'm Sukumar, am I not? -Yes.
124:09But over there I'm Parimal, right? -Yes.
124:12And Parimal is a married man for Vasudha, am I not?
124:15Not ''am I'' , but ''he is''. -Well, isn't he?
124:18Yes. -When I speak my heart out..
124:20..she thinks it's the married fool, Parimal!
124:24I mean, she thinks it's Parimal, a married man speaking.
124:26And she thinks that I'm characterless!
124:32She's even started hating me.
124:37And I won't tolerate this! I love her..and she thinks..
124:45..No, I won't say anything. -So why don't you admit that you're..
124:48..spoiling the broth for your love!
124:50Am I not to speak my heart? -No!
124:52You've no right to bring in matters of your heart.
124:54You're simply an actor in this play.
124:57You must do just what the director says.
125:00What do you say, Parimal?
125:02That's true. An actor is the director's puppet.
125:06I'm no actor. You people can do what acting you want.
125:08I'll go and tell her all about this.
125:10Yes, I'll tell her everything. -Who you are! Who I am! And you..
125:13I'll tell her who you are too!
125:16Who I am?! I'm Prashant! -What's wrong with telling her that?
125:20I will, be it just for safety sake.
125:22Don't spoil the drama in the climax, Kumar.
125:25Listen, Kumar. Just continue playing your part.
125:28If not an award, you'll surely get a reward.
125:30And when the climax unfolds..
125:32..Vasudha will understand everything!
125:35Will she understand? -Yes.
125:37Do you promise that? -Yes.
125:39Are you sure? -Yes.
126:06What's the matter? Why are you going away?
126:09I have some work.
126:11Why are you trying to avoid me?
126:14I'm not trying to do any such thing.
126:17You're misunderstanding me. I came this morning to meet you.
126:22And you're going away. My bad-luck.
126:25Am I misunderstanding you?
126:29Is it proper to try and seduce a..
126:31..girl even after one is married?
126:33I'm not what you take me for.
126:36I thought you are a gentleman. -You're wrong!
126:39No! I mean, I'm a gentleman. But..
126:41I respected you.
126:44But you've forced me to hate you, Professor Tripathi.
126:46You don't understand me, do you?
126:48I want to understand nothing!
126:50Till such time that Sulekha doesn't come here..
126:52..don't even try to speak to me!
126:56Listen! Won't you even speak to me!
127:01No. Nor do I want to see your face.
127:04The situation is deteriorating! I must spill the beans!
127:09Come. Sit here.
127:15Even I'm waiting for Sulekha-didi (meaning: sister)
127:20Are you referring to her as a sister?
127:22I'd rather address her as Bhabhi.
127:25Prof. Tripathi is like an elder brother.
127:30Yes! Professor Tripathi, alias Pyaremohan!
127:33The one who has eloped with his wife, Sulekha.
127:39And who are you? -I'm a professor of English..
127:41..Sukumar Sinha..and I don't even know the 'B' of botany!
127:44And I know that you're Vasudha.
127:46And also that both of us are unmarried!
127:53What's all this you're saying?
127:55The truth! But don't tell anyone!
127:58I'd thought Prof. Tripathi would be a serious person.
128:02But he seems to be quite a colorful one.
128:04How did you presume that all professors are serious?
128:07I'm a professor, too, and I.. -No. You're very colorful.
128:12But I'm quite genuine! And I'm not acting this out.
128:16And that's why I've told you everything.
128:19Can I give you a flower?
128:26What happened? -Nothing! You must study!
128:30Flower, big and small..
128:37What are we to do now? My sister would suspect us.
128:42Let's go somewhere else.
129:00Where were you all this time? -At the Agricultural Farm.
129:02What were you doing all this time? -I was studying Botany.
129:05So late..
129:09It was a very lengthy lesson.
129:11He started it this morning. But it never seemed to end.
129:15Whose ring is this? -I got it in the garden.
129:19Did you find it lying around? -He gave it to me.
129:22Who's ''he'' ? -Your husband's friend.
129:30Can't you even utter his name!
129:32(like the traditional Indian wife).
129:34Show me the ring.
129:38Why is 'S' carved on it?
129:41It's a letter from my name, Vasudha.
129:47It's the ''S'' -You're a jerk.
129:52It's the ''S'' of Sulekha, that he has given to you.
129:58Why do you mention Sulekha? How am I related to Sulekha?
130:02She has gone away with the one who is related to her.
130:04Now, I share a sacred relationship with Vasudha.
130:07Give us your blessings.
130:12Get out of my place, Mr. Parimal. Immediately!
130:15We'd be glad to leave with your blessings.
130:18Will you get out of here, or won't you?
130:22Very well. If you insist!
130:24You don't understand anything, do you?
130:28Now go to your room quietly, or else, I'll break your legs!
130:41Take this and write a letter quickly!
130:46Write what I say?
130:54What will the menu be like today?
130:56Prepare anything you wish. -Won't you name something?
130:59Mr. Parimal likes mashed brinjals, must I prepare that?
131:01No! Nobody's going to make those mashed brinjals again, okay?
131:10Give it to me.
131:11Now go down the back stairs. Sukumar is waiting for you.
131:14What about my sister? -Her act is being drawn up!
131:17Go!
131:27What's up? -She's gone! Look here!
131:29''I'm going to him.
131:32We're getting married tomorrow at the temple''
131:35''Please come to the temple to give us your blessings''
131:38''Yours, Vasudha'' -Oh, God!
131:44This is too much. -I wonder what my sister must be going through.
131:48Neither do I like this. Let's go and tell her all about it.
131:51Everything will be alright by tomorrow morning. Calm down!
131:55Seems you're worried about your sisters only.
131:57Poor brother-in-law!
132:02Now, about the chores tomorrow.
132:04Prashant, you must carry the news of Sukumar..er..Parimal..
132:07..to my brother-in-law. -Not me! He'd beat me up.
132:12I'll send Lata. She'll look genuine enough.
132:15What's more, she's been starving herself!
132:18Good. Then you must attend the temple.
132:20Parimal and Sulekha are to go to Aarey Colony.
132:24I'll send James there on one pretext or the other.
132:26And James will present you before Mr. Raghav.
132:31Tomorrow morning at the Aarey Colony then.. at 9, remember.
132:46Come quickly, James is here.
132:54Who are you looking for? -A bloody driver..
132:56..who has eloped with the boss' sister-in-law. -He's a scoundrel!
132:59Rather a colorful one. -I'll paint him over, if I find him!
133:18A gentleman in disguise, eh? I'll teach you a lesson!
133:27Where are you going? -Oh, I beg of you! Forgive me!
133:30Open your eyes at least. -I won't unless you forgive me.
133:34Okay. You're forgiven. -Have you? Thank you.
133:52Please do something. Please save my honor.
133:57My mother left Vasudha in my care..
133:59And asked me to look after her!
134:01You shouldn't have given her such a long rope!
134:06Stop this marriage somehow.
134:08You're a barrister. You can find a way.
134:10I could advise people how to get into such litigation's.
134:16But I don't know how to stop this marriage.
134:25As I promised you, I'm here. We're fine. How are you, Sahib?
134:30Get out! Get out of here!
134:34Please don't get excited. It's bad for your health.
134:42Is your stammering a new ploy? -Only when in anger.
134:48And I also speak Urdu with a stammer.
134:53I'll stop your speech altogether!
134:55Why are you getting so serious?
134:58Where were you all these days? -Let's have stories later.
135:01Let's take her to the temple. -Why?
135:03Parimal is getting married. -With Vasudha.
135:05No! That can't be! Please save my marriage!
135:11Please take me to him. I beg of you!
135:16I swear it! I'm innocent!
135:19Let's hurry, Raghav.
135:21Which car, Sahib? The Fiat or the Mercedes?
135:23Don't you dare touch any of my cars! Get out! Get out!
135:27Please let him come along. If he isn't there..
135:30..I won't be able to prove my innocence.
135:32She's right, let's take him along. -All right. Let's go!
135:35You'd rather wear it, sir.
135:49The marriage has been solemnized.
135:54Here they come!
136:02You couldn't wait for me!
136:06I'd gone away only for a few days. Is this your love for me?
136:10I knew that you'd grace this auspicious occasion.
136:14The marriage has been solemnized. -What's to become of me?!
136:18You shouldn't cry on such auspicious occasions.
136:21Rubbing salt to wounds, are you?
136:22What're you saying? Salt is scarce!
136:29I'll send you to jail on charges of bigamy.
136:34Where are you off to, priest? -Why? What have I done?
136:38You've married! -I swear I haven't! I'm a bachelor!
136:41Not you! You've married them off.
136:43Now you must undo the marriage.
136:46What are you saying? Is marriage a ghost to be exorcised?
136:49What do you think? -I'll undo it, by force, too!
136:54The fault is really Pyaremohan's.
136:59This rogue is responsible. And you're letting him off!
137:02Not ''Rascal''. -You should *rather call me '' Badmash'' in Hindi.
137:05I never mix Hindi with English.
137:11Prashant is right. You're the main culprit!
137:16Please spare my Pyare!
137:21So your sympathies are still with him, are they!
137:24He sympathizes with me, after all.
137:27Yes!
137:29Step aside, Sulekha. Take her away!
137:32Take her away!
137:37You must die today, Pyaremohan, so that Parimal may live.
137:42Understand? -Now, you're at *liberty to choose your form of death.
137:46I have but one wish.
137:51That I die at the hands of the genius brother-in-law.
137:59Certainly. You die at my hands! -By way of my ear?
138:05By marrying Sulekha! -What's that? Have you gone mad?
138:09This is the only way to kill Pyaremohan. Don't you understand?
138:16This is the real Parimal.
138:20And that is the fake one.
138:22I'm Sukumar Sinha. This is Vasudha. We've just got married.
138:29I see. And did you know of it all the while?
138:33Had I not been standing inside a temple, I might've said yes.
138:36But I can't lie here.
138:38Why don't you sit down and say it?
138:40Shut up! You've fooled me enough!
138:45I beg your pardon.
138:48You've borne a lot of trouble because of me.
138:50Sulekha had praised him so much, that I had become jealous.
138:54Didn't you have a nose for people, brother-in-law?
138:58I might have smelt it, but for a bad cold up my nose.
139:06Believe me folks, the cold had fogged my brains too.
139:11I've taken what insult I had to, at this age.
139:13But please don't tell others that I've made a jerk of myself.
139:19Namaste (Greetings).

Uploaded on Feb 9, 2011