Golmaal

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5:03Hope, your T.V's working fine these days.
5:06Yes. Why?
5:07l'm coming to your house tomorrow evening to watch T.V.
5:10But l've booked tickets at Eros for you too.
5:12Tear them up. It's Cosmos Vs Mohan Bagan tomorrow.
5:18We're getting a chance to see world's greatest player,...
5:21the black pearl, Pele.
5:23l've only one grievance in life.
5:25l couldn't see Pele in flesh and blood.
5:27Couldn't go to Calcutta airport to welcome him.
5:30Bring Ratna along. We'll have dinner together.
5:49Who's it? Brother? - Yes.
5:54How come you're late today?
5:56Yes. There was a party at Anand's place.
6:00l was asked to sing many songs....
6:03Lay the table. - The Doctor Uncle was here.
6:06Really? When? - In the evening.
6:08He dropped in while visiting a patient.
6:10What was he saying?
6:12He said, this year only 150/o have passed in your subject.
6:17Think, l'm not included in that 150/o?
6:20Serve me food. Have you eaten? - No.
6:24Why don't you eat when l'm late?
6:28Don't you know, l hate to eat alone?
6:31O.K. Hurry up now.
6:44Ratna, my dear...
6:45Welcome, uncle. How's your patient?
6:49There's a lot of problem. - What happened?
6:51His fever has disappeared with the second dose of medicine...
6:54and he was having tea. - So what's the problem in this?
6:56A doctor's doomed if his patients recover in just 2 doses.
7:01No visit and no fees then...
7:03You and your nephew are alike. Come in...
7:12Shall l make some tea? - No. Don't bother, dear.
7:14Where's Ram Prasad? His result was to come today.
7:17Yes. He has gone to see that.
7:20May God help him pass.
7:22He should pass. He has worked day and night.
7:26Looks like he's here...
7:30What happened, brother?
7:34Of whom? - l mean, your result.
7:38Just as we feared....
7:42Uncle, your information was wrong.
7:46lt wasn't 150/o but only 120/o wh'o...
7:50Then you.... - Didn't l say only 120/o ...
7:57Come here. l'll ask him his result.
8:01Tell me the truth, my son... - l've passed, uncle...
8:09God bless you, my son. You're just like your dad.
8:14ln times of happiness, he too put an act like this.
8:18l'm relieved of a big burden today.
8:21Which burden?
8:22You can stand on your own two feet now.
8:26Sweeten your mouth.
8:29l knew, my brother couldn't fail. So l had already bought the sweets.
8:34Get me a pen and a paper.
8:38l've a iob in view, for you. You'll get it, if you're lucky.
8:43Rs.5501- or Rs.6001- will be the starting salary.
8:46Who'll give me that much? l've no experience at all.
8:51Your biggest qualification is that you're inexperienced.
8:54l'll tell you later about that. You write first.
9:09How many applications have we received in all?
9:10ln all 117,...
9:1223 of them are inexperienced the rest are experienced.
9:16Throw away the applications of the experienced.
9:20The country's in this state due to these experienced people.
9:26l can't see a man on the Chair, who's less than 70 years.
9:31That's why, the country's just not progressing.
9:33lt's crawling like old men. - You're right, Sir.
9:38Today's youngsters have one shortcoming.
9:40What's that? - They're more lured by sports.
9:44You're right, Sir. - O.K., read the names.
9:49The first name's Vicky Saxena. - What name is that?
9:55lt must be Vikram. He might've shortened it to Vicky.
9:59One who has shortened his name, will shorten his work too.
10:02Tick him off and read ahead. - l mean go ahead here.
10:08The second name's Badrinarayan. - Call him.
10:14The third name's Ram Prasad Sharma. - Call him, too.
10:32Whose clothes are you ironing?
10:34Brother's. He has his interview at 1 1 today.
10:36Will he go in this dress? - Yes.
10:38Doomed! - What's wrong?
10:40Nothing... Ram Prasad... - Coming, uncle.
10:44Read the papers? The first Hockey test between India and Pakistan.
10:49lslauddin and Shamiullah are coming. What'll be the result?
10:52l can't predict that result,...
10:54but l can tell you your interview's result.
10:58What ? - If you go in these clothes,...
11:00the result will be a flop.
11:02l don't understand.
11:03l've come to make you understand. Ratna, get me a cup of tea.
11:06Come here.
11:08Come and sit here. l'll tell you about Bhavani Shankar.
11:14The Proprietor, who's going to interview you.
11:17My childhood friend. - Is it so?
11:22Your moustache's your biggest scoring point with him.
11:26He measures the size of a moustache with a tape.
11:28He says, one without a moustache, doesn't have a pure heart.
11:33He's right. - What?
11:37No. l didn't mean you. You're an exception.
11:40Does everyone in his office sport a moustache?
11:43All except the lady receptionist.
11:47Now listen carefully.
11:49To begin with, don't pronounce your name in short.
11:54Say Ram Prasad Sharma. Not R.P.Sharma.
11:58Point 2. He's dead against recommendations.
12:02He shouldn't know that l'm your relative.
12:05Point 3. The most important point.
12:08Other than accountancy, don't answer any other question.
12:10Pretend to be ignorant about cinema, hockey, music, et al.
12:17lgnorant? - As his father said...
12:19...one should only study as a student.
12:25After finishing your studies, you can enjoy your hobbies.
12:29He's very proud of his culture.
12:32So wear a dhothi and kurta instead of trousers and a shirt.
12:37l don't have a kurta-pyiama.
12:40Beg, borrow or steal then. Apply lots of oil on your head.
12:45Stop the car.
12:53Where were you since a year? Where are you going now?
12:56Remember Jagannath? - Yes.
12:57He's a social worker now.
12:59l'm going to borrow a pyiama kurta from him for a day.
13:02For interview.
13:04Pyiama-kurta for an interview? - Yes.
13:06Applying for a ministerial position?
13:08Don't run after this. Look for a permanent job.
13:12lt's not like that.
13:13Want a kurta-pyiama?
13:14l'm going to the Mohan Studios. l'll get you one there...
13:46This is the way to offer a drink to a lady.
13:51Let there be a hurricane, earthquake or a storm....
13:56...not a drop of alcohol must spill out of the glass.
13:59lf it spills, it should do so orderly, like this....
14:14Quickly bring all sets of pyjama-kurtas.
14:29For whom are you shooting? - Jurmaana.
14:32lsn't it complete yet? - No. Why?
14:34l'm working for the suspense mythological mystery drama.
14:38Who plays Parvathi's husband?
14:41l forgot to introduce....
14:43My childhood pal Mr. Prasad.
14:45No need to say a word about him.
14:47Your lips are bleeding. - Oh! That's make up.
14:51Since he's come to a studio for the first time...
14:53let me go for my make up....
15:04Hey! You look different with a moustache.
15:07l'm doing a double role. One with whiskers and one without them.
15:14lt's raised on one side. Trim it a little.
15:20Has that heroine come? - No.
15:22Why are you getting me ready then?
15:24Go and send Bhosle.
15:30Tell me something. How's Ratna?
15:31Fine. She's doing her M.A. - Really? Are you married?
15:36No. - Any love affair?
15:38No. - As simple as ever. Listen...
15:44Here's your pyiama-kurta. - See which one you want.
15:47Anything simple. - Choose it.
15:55This will be O.K. But this is... - Looks like, it's Bachchan's
15:58Leave it alone. Try another one.
16:00This should do.
16:05lt's too big. Whose is this?
16:06lt's Hari Bhai's
16:08Sanieev Kumar's? Don't you have one of his size?
16:13l've one of Asrani. But it'll be slightly short for him.
16:16Never mind. It's for a day. l'll manage. Please bring it.
16:33What's this? 12 interviews are over in 20 minutes?
16:35l don't understand. He didn't ask a word about accounts.
16:39Asking funny questions. - What do you mean?
16:41This is all an eye-wash. The candidate's already chosen.
16:48Please come. Sit down.
16:50You must be knowing my uncle, Hari Srivastava.
16:54He was your college-mate and captain of football team.
16:57Uncle has sent his love to you. Don't you remember him?
17:02You mean Hari Narayan? - Yes. He's now a football coach.
17:08When black pearl was here, Mohan Bagan's team was selected by him.
17:14The world famous football player, Pele.
17:17As Tagore was called Gurudev, Gandhi was Mahatma or Bapu....
17:21...Pele was affectionately known as black pearl.
17:27You seem to have a great knowledge in sports.
17:30Sports is my life.
17:32l'm writing a book on Indian cricketers.
17:36Sunil Gavaskar was my class mate.
17:49Any message for Hari uncle?
17:52Tell him, l'm pleased to meet you.
18:08Your good name?
18:09Ram Prasad Dasharath Prasad Sharma.
18:13Please take a seat. - Thank you Sir.
18:17What's your opinion about Sunil Gavaskar?
18:22The famous cricket player.
18:25l beg your pardon. l'm ignorant about cricket.
18:30That's O.K. Tell me something about black pearl.
18:36l never knew that a pearl could be black too.
18:39l thought they're only white.
18:44l'm talking of Pele. - Oh! He's a great man, Sir.
18:50Tell me something about his greatness.
18:52His research is worth reading.
18:57Whom are you talking about?
18:59Rele. The famous Economist. - No. l'm talking of Pele.
19:09l had read in the paper a few days ago....
19:11...thousands of nuts waiting to see him at the airport.
19:20About him, l know only so much.
19:24About this India versus Pakistan Hockey test...
19:27...what's your opinion about that?
19:30l'll take your leave Sir. - Why? What happened?
19:35Other than my subiect, l've no knowledge in other fields.
19:39My dad used to say, youth is meant to work.
19:43You have the whole life ahead to pursue your hobbies.
19:46But now l've known that knowledge in sports is also a must.
19:51My Dad's advice was of no use.
19:52Never. Your dad has taught you right.
19:57Sit... what else has he taught you?
20:00He said that one should never give up his principles.
20:04Leave it. You might feel that he's mad.
20:07No. No. Tell me.
20:10He said, protect your ideals and your moustache.
20:18Moustache is the mirror of the mind.
20:20You're cent percent right.
20:22l say, a man without a moustache has no heart.
20:27You've got an ideal education.
20:30Look at this balance sheet.
20:45Which fool has made this? - l've made this.
20:51l beg your pardon, but this is wrong.
20:56l know that. l wanted to know, how much you know.
21:01l'm very happy with you.
21:04Join tomorrow. Your salary will be Rs.8001-.
21:11Rs.8001-.... - O.K. Rs.850. Not a penny more.
21:14- You youngsters feel.... - l didn't mean that, sir.
21:18l'm inexperienced. How can l get Rs.8501-?
21:22l'm not worth even Rs.5501-.
21:26Don't teach me about your worthiness.
21:29Go now and come tomorrow.
21:32Listen.
21:38Why do you wear such a short Kurta?
21:41My dad said, a Kurta's meant to cover the upper body.
21:47There are 30 crore men here. 10 crore might wear Kurtas.
21:52The cloth saved by shortening 6 from each Kurta....
21:55...can save the problem of clothing for many.
22:01Wearing long clothes is a dangerous fashion, dad said.
22:05He was against fashion. - You mean was?
22:08Yes Sir. He died 4 years ago.
22:13How unfortunate am l that l wasn't blessed to....
22:16...meet a straight and great thinker like him.
22:20But he's always with me.
22:22His thoughts keep reverberating in me that....
22:25...even after death man due to his principles and thoughts...
22:28...can remain immortal.
22:32You'll prosper a lot. But l've a small request.
22:36Use this flamboyant language to write and not to speak.
22:40l find it difficult to comprehend.
22:45Salutations Sir. - God bless you, son.
22:48l was scared for no reason.
22:50Even if you weren't a C.A....
22:51...you would've earned well as an actor in a drama.
22:55That's O.K. uncle. But how will this mini Kurta do?
23:01lt's someone else's. Stitch one of your size.
23:03No. There's a problem in that.
23:06People normally drop the ax on their legs.
23:08But l've put my leg on it and hurt myself!
23:10How? - l had to get a job.
23:14So l said that my dad always wanted a short Kurta.
23:19Now how do l give up dad's ideals?
23:21The Kurta's a little short. - Little?
23:24lnstead of Rs.5501-, you'll get a salary of Rs.8501-.
23:29Not only a short Kurta, you shouldn't hesitate to work...
23:33even in a banian!
23:35l want to talk personally with him. You go there.
23:43Remember one thing.
23:46You'll gain a lot, if Bhavani's happy.
23:51Do you know Urmila of Urmila Traders?
23:55She's the only daughter of Bhavani Shankar.
23:58So? - She's a beautiful spinster.
24:03l've broken all my ties with the world to be with you.
24:07Why are you quiet? Why don't you speak?
24:11My only fault is that....
24:13...l've married you stealthily.
24:17What's wrong if you've not come on a horse back?
24:19There was no pomp or music.
24:22Didn't you accept me as your wife before God?
24:29Don't desert me. l'm bearing your child in me.
24:38God! Open the eyes of my heart.
24:42First you open the eyes on your face!
24:45Where do you listen to me?
24:46Either you're busy working or with your tummy exercise.
24:49l've told you, not to give too much freedom to Urmila.
24:53What happened today?
24:56Urmi has married without our knowledge.
25:00Who told you? - l've just heard and come.
25:02He's deserting her and going away. Not only this, Urmi....
25:10Tell me, what happened? - Urmi's pregnant.
25:15Where's Urmi? - In her room.
25:21My fault is l married you without my dad's knowledge.
25:24Tell me, why are you quiet?
25:29lf you desert me in this plight, l'll commit suicide.
25:39Open the door.... Open the door....
25:45What's happened daddy? - It'll happen now.
25:48What? What's wrong, auntie?
25:52What have you done, my dear? - What?
25:57You've brought disgrace to our family.
26:01Where's that rogue? l'll shoot him today.
26:04lf you only had to marry then....
26:09Look at this bottle of glycerine and the drama script.
26:12This is a rehearsal of the drama to be held in our College.
26:22What's the need of this vermilion in a rehearsal?
26:25lt's the role of a married lady.
26:39What's this. It's iust 9.30 and you've started working?
26:44l'm here since 8 A.M. - What for?
26:46Yesterday evening, boss had asked me to make Ahuja's file.
26:50What's the hurry for that? You have the whole day ahead.
26:53He wants it this evening.
26:55No, sir.
26:57My father used to say....
26:59Finish off tomorrow's work today and just now itself.
27:02A poet of new generation has modified this saying as...
27:09...do today's iob tomorrow, tomorrow's on the 3rd day....
27:13... what's the hurry when there's a whole life ahead of you?
27:19But you never asked me whose saying is this?
27:23Whose? - Mine!
27:26You are great.
27:42Have it, Sir. - What's this?
27:44The file on Ahuia & Ahuia. - When did you complete it?
27:48l had told you at 5 o'clock yesterday.
27:50l was here till seven yesterday. l came in at 8 today and it's over.
27:55What's the need to over work? l don't pay extra for that.
27:59Why overtime, Sir? Dad used to say, if you had to work....
28:03...never look at the watch.
28:06Know what my dad used to say?
28:08lf you see a young boy working hard...
28:13...then lavish all your attention on him.
28:18One small thing, Sir. - What?
28:20Our Company's taking short term loans from the Ahujas.
28:24But they're deducting interest and paying us back.
28:26So what? - Look here.
28:30On Rs.25,OOOl-, we've paid 1 O/o monthly interest.
28:33But we've paid interest on our amount of Rs.22,7501-.
28:38lt means the rate of interest is 2.290/o & not 1 + O/o
28:43ln the last 5 years, we've borrowed 5 lakhs from them.
28:46And we've got Rs.l5,OOOl- less.
28:53God! No one ever thought of that!
28:55l think, the file should be sent to our legal advisor.
28:58Write a letter to this Company. Go on.
29:09Pay Rs.1001- as conveyance allowance to Ram from now.
29:17Have this. - Wow! That was nice....
29:21What an ideal sister!
29:23Fool, is this a Samosa? - Then what is it?
29:27This is the love of a sister.
29:30Sister's love will get cold, if you don't eat it soon.
29:35When will your salary get hiked again?
29:50Friends....lend me your ears.
29:52The celebration for Prasad's success is on me.
29:58ln this celebration, other than Prasad and me...
30:02...only one more person can go.
30:04Hey! This is against democracy.
30:10When there's no emergency, it doesn't mean....
30:13...you can act and shout any way you like.
30:15Friends, l've 3 tickets for tomorrow's Hockey match.
30:2013 can't go there in iust 3 tickets. This is the time to sacrifice.
30:26Those who are not willing to go, raise your hands.
30:33What? A Hockey match and you won't go?
30:38l can't get leave. - Take a half day.
30:40No leave for a test match. - Why?
30:43That's a different drama. l'll tell you sometime.
30:46O.K., you're great in acting.
30:48Say your mom suddenly fell ill.
30:52Why drag my dead Mom into this?
30:55So what? With fever, l'm giving life to your dead Mom.
31:01You're right. What's there to crib about?
31:04l'll surely go. l'll ring you up at three sharp....
31:07...that your mother's suddenly sick.
31:09That will be fine. l'll give you the number of my boss's cabin.
31:14lf he receives the phone, there will be no room of doubt.
31:17Bring a shirt and trousers for me.
31:20l'll come to your house. From there, we'll go to the stadium.
31:22Where's the need to carry that shirt and trousers?
31:27lf l go to see the match in the clothes l wear to office...
31:32...lndia will surely lose. Remember the number of boss.
31:37449002 O.K... Call me at 3, then. O.K.?
31:50Despatch this today itself. - Have you signed in the duplicate?
31:54Yes. l've to go on an urgent work.
31:58You wait here for Khanna's phone at 5 P.M.
32:02You talk to them personally.
32:20l'll send him now. It was your neighbour's phone.
32:24l'll tell him not to call here.
32:26Your mother's suddenly ill.
32:30What happened to mother?
32:31No. She's iust sick. Go home quickly.
32:35But Mr.Khanna's phone-call... - To hell with this call!
32:38Go home soon.
32:40Wait. Let me drop you in my car.
32:42No. Why are you unnecessarily taking trouble ?
32:44l'll take a taxi. O.K...
32:50Please pray God for my mother.
32:54Don't panic, son. Everything will be fine. Go on.
32:59This is called devotion to mother.
33:21Anyone sitting here? - Go and sit there.
33:27Welcome my late Latifs, my moon-faced guys...
33:30l've been waiting for you for an hour.
33:32Will you have a betel? - Offer him.
33:34Will you have one?
34:15The Ahuia's have accepted their mistake.
34:17Sign this paper and you'll get back your Rs.15,OOOl-.
34:20How's your mother? - She's O.K. now.
34:25The doctor said that now there's no cause for worry.
34:28But what was her problem? - Breathing trouble. Now she's O.K.
34:33You mean she's fine? - l mean her sickness.
34:40Yesterday's match was nice with your pals. Isn't it?
34:48l don't get you, Sir. - Don't pretend!
34:54l'm like your father and you dare lie to me....
35:01Yes, as you're like my dad and no, as you said, l'm lying.
35:06l saw you at the stadium with my own eyes.
35:08l was taken aback by your guts.
35:10So much of faith had l placed in you...
35:12Your face looks different with the moustache.
35:14Yes, it's a double-role of twin brothers....
35:18One has a moustache while the other doesn't have.
35:21l get it, Sir. But that's no fault of yours, Sir.
35:25What? - Your eyes are at no fault either.
35:28But sign here first and l'll tell you after that.
35:30What will you say?.... - Don't get so excited.
35:34Dad used to say, it's harmful for health to get excited.
35:41No Sir. You say, you saw me at the stadium.
35:44Yes. - What had l worn?
35:47You.... - l'll tell you, Sir.
35:50The one you've seen must have worn colourful clothes.
35:53Yes. - With sunglasses?
35:55Yes, Yes.... - With unruly hair.
35:57One look at him reminds you of a roadside-Romeo.
36:00What do you wish to say? - l wish to say that...
36:02you haven't seen me at all.
36:05Have you ever seen me in jazzy clothes?
36:08But many people make the mistake you have made.
36:11The one you saw, wasn't Ram Prasad....
36:14...but Lakshman Prasad, my twin brother.
36:20What? - Yes, Sir.
36:22l have a moustache, while he doesn't sport one.
36:26A clean shave? - Just think Sir.
36:32You're the boss. You can dismiss me, if you wish.
36:39But my father used to say...
36:43...never tolerate false allegations against yourself.
36:46Now, when you've lost your confidence in me...
36:49...l can't work here anymore. Accept my resignation. Good-bye.
36:54Listen. Maybe you're right. He had no moustache.
36:58What do you mean by maybe ?
37:00How can he have one when he has no moustache?
37:04l considered you as my father.
37:08But today, you have levelled false allegations against me....
37:10No, l was at wrong. Sit down... Sit here.
37:15You said iust now that l'm like your father.
37:18Don't l have the right to scold you, then?
37:21You do have a right, Sir. - Tell me something first.
37:25What's your brother doing? - Nothing.
37:28lt's sports, music, and cinema the whole day...
37:31lt means, he doesn't earn anything?
37:33No. Instead, he blows up a lot.
37:36ls the entire responsibility on your shoulders then?
37:38Yes. - Send him here tomorrow.
37:45l'll arrange for a iob here. - No. This can never happen.
37:50Why not? - He can't come when l'm here.
37:53l don't follow. - l told you, he knows nothing.
37:56Only music, sports.... - O.K.
37:59The day after tomorrow's a holiday. Send him home then.
38:02He'll teach music to my daughter.
38:04One more problem for my sake...
38:06Now stop arguing.
38:15Hey! You're caught then. - Look...
38:19l'll be doomed without this job.
38:22No one will give a salary of Rs.9501- these days.
38:25l've to get Ratna married, also.
38:28Make an artificial moustache for me, like this.
38:33The rest, l'll take care of.
38:54Everything's in a confusion...
38:58Every straight road has a curved path...
39:17Hi, Gardener...
39:41ls the old man in? - Which old man?
39:45l mean your boss, Bhavani. - Who told you, he's old?
39:50He's born old. A name like Bhavani Shankar... imagine.
39:56Am l not correct? O.K. go and call him....
39:58Call him.
40:01You sit here. l'll go and call him.
40:33You... - l'm Bhavani Shankar.
40:38Are you also one of the twins? A gardener, who's working here...
40:42There's no gardener here. l do my own gardening.
40:47Alas! l've made a big mistake. - What?
40:51l called you an old man... - So what? l'm an old man.
40:55You're old, even then, iust as a blind shouldn't be called blind...
41:00a cripple shouldn't be called a cripple...
41:02it's not politically correct to call an old man old.
41:05lt offends an old man to be called that.
41:12What's your name? - Lucky Sharma.
41:16My name's Laxman, but my pals call me Lucky.
41:20You must call me that, too. - No, l'll call you Laxman.
41:27As you wish. You can even call me Laxman Prasad D.S.
41:33l was reminded of that full name...
41:35Brother said, you were in need of a music teacher.
41:41Yes. But there are 2 conditions. - What?
41:45The first: your salary of Rs.2001- will be paid to Ram Prasad.
41:53Why so? - l told you, that's my condition.
41:59My daughter will decide if you know music or not.
42:04l won't accept this.
42:06Just as your daughter will decide about me...
42:10...an artist like me has the right to know...
42:13...whether your daughter is fit enough to learn music.
42:19He has come to teach you music. His name's Laxman.
42:23What? - Laxman.
42:26You can call me Lucky. - O.K.
42:29l'll call you Luckyii. - Why call Lucky-ji?
42:32Just call me Lucky and l'll call you Mili.
42:38No, you'll call her Urmilaii!
42:41And she will address you as Masterji.
42:47See if he's worth teaching music....
42:49You see if she's worth learning music.
42:52Let's go to the music room. - Come on.
42:58lt's indeed difficult to sing.
43:06Music is not accountancy.
43:10Here 2 & 2 can be 5 or 3 or even zero.
43:25Very shrewd.
43:29Come in.
43:39Are all these done by you?
43:40Yes.
43:43Don't fail me by looking at my taste.
43:47l can't sing for nuts, especially before you.
43:52Why? - You're a great singer.
44:00Last year you had sung at the Rang Bhavan...
44:05Actually, l started liking music from that day only.
44:09How much l searched for you.
44:10l reached there, after you had started singing.
44:13So, l couldn't get your name and address.
44:18That's good. l mean, what's in a name?
44:23The real thing is music...
44:25l could make that out after hearing your music.
44:28Please sing that same song once again.
44:34l felt that day...
44:35...as though the world were an open ground.
44:40l'm all alone in it with your voice.
44:44Since then, l've been roaming in search of that voice.
44:47l keep day dreaming about you always.
49:05Looks like Ram has run away. Where has he gone?
49:09l don't know. He left home very early. l didn't know.
49:14He looks tensed up since 2 days.
49:16l too am tensed up.
49:18l could gather from Bhavani's talk that someone has cheated him.
49:24Brother has come.
49:25Uncle has come.
49:28What's wrong with you? - Salutations, uncle.
49:32What happened to your whiskers? - Nothing.
49:34Why do you have a hanky there then?
49:44Where has your moustache gone?
49:46What have you done?
49:47Working with him, you've shaved your moustache?
49:51You've lost your iob.
49:54Did you call me? - Come. Laxman had come yesterday.
49:59Who? - Your brother.
50:01Yes... my brother...
50:05Shall l say some thing. Don't mistake me.
50:09He's a bit of an upstart.
50:12Hope he hasn't acted foolishly with you.
50:14Not deliberately.
50:16He took me to be a gardener and started talking to me.
50:21What a shame! Don't permit him to enter your house.
50:25No. How is that possible?
50:26He's your twin brother.
50:28How do l tell you,... he'll be the cause of my downfall.
50:33You're unnecessarily worried.
50:35l must concede one thing though. He has a sweet voice.
50:39How's your mother now?
50:42She's fine. - l'm coming on Sunday to meet her.
50:49Coming to meet whom? - Your mother.
50:52No. l told you, she's fine now.
50:55So what? She's your mother and can't l meet her?
50:58l'm coming on Sunday...
51:10Sit... So, you want a mother now...
51:14Your story's getting complicated day by day.
51:17First, l thought of directing your story.
51:19Now l feel, l should make a commercial director do it.
51:23There's no logic in your story anymore.
51:26First, you wanted a Kurta, then a moustache, and now a mother.
51:29ln my story, instead of a mother, l'd induct a wife.
51:32A wife is young, so there'll be sex-appeal...
51:35...romance, music and a villain to fight with the hero.
51:40He'll chase him.
51:42You can think about me now. Your story comes later.
51:46l want a mother and that too tomorrow.
51:47What's the problem there?
51:49l'll tell Arunaii and she'll be your mom from today itself.
51:51Are you mad? - Why?
51:53She'll look like my wife.
51:55Can't you have a step-mother who's 25-26 years old?
51:58l don't want step-mother.
52:01Her age should be 40-50? - Yes.
52:06Saritabai won't act as your mother.
52:08Nirupaii is very busy. Sulochanaji's in Kolhapur.
52:12Mother's role... 4 days ago l was working in Basuda's film.
52:16Who was my mom there? She was my mother.
52:19A lady, Mrs. Srivastava.
52:22A rich lady, she's a social worker...
52:23she's working in films as a hobby.
52:26We'll go to her. She won't refuse.
52:30No... l can't do this. If l'm caught, then....
52:37Caught? How can you say that?
52:41This is a test of an artist's talent.
52:44lt's a challenge for you.
52:46Look at him once before you refuse.
52:50He's a middle-class chap.
52:52He's the sole supporter of his family.
52:55What'll happen, if he loses his job?
52:58Look at him.
53:00How will a poor man's sister get married?
53:04Who'll marry him?
53:07Accept this as a social service, please...
53:13O.K... No... l can't do this. l've no courage. l'm nervous now.
53:21You must've heard about the father of a nation.
53:26But have you ever heard of the mother of a nation?
53:28No. Why? l'll tell you.
53:31lt's easy to become a father.
53:34To become a mother is all the more difficult.
53:37lt's a matter of pride to become a mother of someone.
53:40We've come here to give you that exalted status.
53:43Had l got that status... l could've been his mother.
53:53Please accept it. l'll boost your morale.
53:58Please come and sit.
54:03You said, your only daughter's married in Canada.
54:07Yes.
54:08Without her, you find this house deserted.
54:12Her memories pain you and make you restless.
54:16How old is your daughter? - 22-23 years!
54:20Ratna's also 24-25 years old - Ratna?
54:23His only sister. She'll get a mother and you a daughter.
54:31You'll only have to tolerate him.
54:35Don't get carried away by his looks.
54:36He's a very smart chap.
54:39He's a chartered accountant and well-mannered.
54:42Come and fall at your mother's feet, son...
54:47May God bless you... May you live long like me.
54:51l accepted this, just to meet you.
54:55Brother and l will never forget your obligation.
54:58Have you understood everything now?
55:00What's there to understand? Your parents are dead.
55:05No. Mother's not dead. l'm your mother.
55:08l'm not dead as yet and there are just the three of us in this house.
55:13Not 3 but 4. - 4_
55:15Yes, 4 - Yes.
55:18One who's there and not there.
55:21Look, l haven't forgotten.
55:23Just don't become nervous. - Why should l?
55:26No, l am no nervous.
55:29They have come...
55:32Come in...
55:39Why remove your shoes? Let them be there.
55:50Wow! What a divine atmosphere...
55:52Please sit...
56:00Let's go auntie. - Not auntie, mother... wait.
56:08- Now come. - Wear your sari properly.
56:13- Come. - Sandals?
56:21Your brother Laxman's not to be seen.
56:24When is he at home to be seen around?
56:26He must've gone to your place to teach music.
56:31Salutations...
56:36How lucky we are to have your presence here.
56:40Don't say that. In fact, l'm lucky...
56:44Please sit. - You sit.
56:46She's my younger sister...
56:49God bless you. - She's doing her M.A. in Hindi.
56:52ln Hindi? Why won't she? After all, daughter of a great man.
56:58The credit should go to mother also.
57:01You're right.
57:06Go and get some snacks for him, dear...
57:08No, why take the trouble? - What's the trouble in this?
57:13A guest is like God; and one must serve them well.
57:17Wow! Just like the divine atmosphere here...
57:21...your language and thoughts are also divine.
57:25By the way, how are you now? - Why, what's wrong with me?
57:33As long as l'm breathing, l'm alive.
57:36What are you talking about? May you live long!
57:40What will l do with a long life?
57:43My only daughter's to get married by the grace of God.
57:48l've only one son... You've given him a good job.
57:50Only son? - Thing is, Laxman's never...
57:53...taken into account by mother.
57:56He's never there at home. His dad used to say....
58:00....one can't become a son by birth, alone.
58:05After completing his duty, does he become a real son.
58:08Wow! Such noble thoughts....
58:12Have a little sweet.
58:15Wow! Coconut cookies. My mom used to make them.
58:19These are made by my mom.
58:21Why did you ask me to have a little sweet? l'll eat them all.
58:27l'll come here as and when l find time at the office.
58:30Why? l mean why not? It's like your own house.
58:36l'll have to come in craze of these sweets.
58:38Why take trouble for that?
58:42Mom will make them and l'll give it to you in the office.
58:44l'll make lots to last you for months.
58:49O.K. Madam, l don't wish to go, but l'll have to leave.
59:00l'll see him to his car and return.
59:17Switch on the fan in full speed, my dear.
59:38Thanks a lot. Your acting as a mother was excellent.
59:42You saved us from a problem, like a mother.
59:47Preserve this, Ramprasad.
59:49Now Ram will die and Lucky will be born...
59:53...to teach music to Bhavani's daughter.
59:57O.K. Mrs.Srivastava... - Shall l make tea for you?
60:03Come near me.
60:06lt's fine if you call me auntie before all.
60:10Can't you call me mother when we're alone?
60:21Where are there parties these days?
60:23ln the name of a party, there is a fashion parade.
60:25There are fancy dress shows.
60:28Where have you come? To a fashion parade or fashion show?
60:32Don't ridicule the national dress to be called modern.
60:36Hide yourself. R.C.Bhavani has given you a fitting reply.
60:40Let me rectify that.
60:46What's the matter? - Nothing.
60:49Met after long time. Your husband hasn't come?
60:51He's in Bangalore.
61:03How are you? How's your mother?
61:12What happened to Sushma's beauty contest?
61:14My wife was against this anyway.
61:17This is a conservative idea.
61:19Don't worry, l'll convince her.
61:21Excuse me, l'm iust coming. How are you, Susheela?
61:25Fine. - When did you make this?
61:29lt's very pretty. - Made it just now.
61:30l too thought of making one like this.
61:34And then....O.K.then, l'll.... meet you later.
61:56Looks like, we've met earlier.
61:58l don't think so. What's your name?
62:03Bhavani Shankar. - l'm Kamla Srivastava.
62:11Surprising, not only you, but your voice is also identical.
62:15Surely, we've met earlier.
62:18Aren't you talking about Mrs.Sharma of Khar?
62:22Yes. - That's why, you're confused.
62:26But my sister's a widow. - Is she your sister?
62:29Yes. Though she's a widow all are still mistaking us...
62:35We're twins. That's why....
62:40Looks like there's a tradition of twins in your family.
62:43You're right. My granny was also one of twins.
62:49Now Ram and Lakshman....
63:18Go to Khar. - Yes....
64:07Come in.
64:12Brother's not at home.
64:14Mother? - She's bathing...
64:19Let it be. l'll meet her and go.
64:22Sit
64:35Something important? - Yes.
64:39You can tell me. l'll go and ask her....
64:43She takes a long time bathing, you know...
64:45Never mind. l'm in no hurry.
66:06Where's Ram Prasad? - l don't know.
66:11He has gone to the temple. - Temple?
66:14Every Tuesday, he goes to the temple.
66:18He's very conservative.
66:21So visiting a temple and praying is a bad tradition?
66:26Then wear iazzy clothes, Ioiter around without a job....?
66:28Look, l don't wish to argue.
66:32There's a big gap between you and me.
66:36You ignore the future and keep looking at your past...
66:39...when the sun's rising behind your back.
66:43The older generation can never appreciate our views.
66:48With whom are you talking?
66:54Mom, have you come? l mean after your bath...
66:59Oh! Is it you? - Talk to him. l'll come now.
67:04Salutations, Sir. - Please sit...
67:08You too sit....
67:14How are you now? - It's all your mercy.
67:18Thought of peeping in, while passing by this way.
67:20What do you mean? You never come here these days.
67:25l mean....your sister, l met her at a party.
67:32You mean Kamla? How's she? - Fine.
67:38l've not met her for a long time.
67:41Before our marriage, we couldn't stay without each other.
67:46We're twins....
67:48Here are my Ram and Lakshman.
67:50Other than their looks, they are totally different.
67:54Mom, l'm going to a iazz show.
67:57Asha Putli's coming. l'll be home late.
68:07Go and get those sweets for him.
68:11l'm always worried about this boy.
68:15But God has given you a son like Ramprasad, too.
68:18He's so disciplined, honest, hard-working....
68:25...so well mannered, l could praise him forever.
68:30These days he looks worried.
68:34Why? - He respects you a lot.
68:38He almost worships you.
68:40He's scared, that with a small fault done by him....
68:43...you might demean him, then what'll happen to him?
68:46Ram getting demeaned? That can never happen.
68:52He was saying that one day there was a misunderstanding.
68:57He was to be thrown out of his job.
68:59l'm indeed ashamed about that act.
69:02ls he still thinking about being kicked out?
69:05And l'm thinking of making him the General Manager.
69:09Mother... Sir... you...
69:16God bless you. - Hey! What's this?
69:21Whenever l come from the temple, l prostrate before Mom.
69:26Since a mother is greater than even God.
69:29You're like my father. So l...
69:31No, my son, sit with me. God bless you, son.
69:35l'm touched by your devotion.
69:40Sir, iust bless me that between you and me...
69:45...there should be no misunderstanding.
69:47What are you talking about, son? Make him understand, Sis.
69:52Take rest Madam and Iet me take your leave.
69:55You rest mother... - Hurry up, Ratna...
69:58Let it be, Madam. l'm in a hurry. Bye...
70:05Remember one thing.
70:09As long as l'm alive, no one can harm you.
70:16l thought brother had had it today.
70:20How did you pop in from?
70:22Mother can sniff danger. Look...
70:28How did you get into the house?
70:29From the rear; through the kitchen window
70:32Could you get in through that?
70:34Yes. l know how l got in. My waist got caught.
70:37l was half in and half out.
70:40l could smell that Bhavani would be here.
70:45What happened?
70:46l sprained my leg, while jumping through the window.
70:50Let me rub lodex on that.
70:58l can guess that you were very naughty when you were young.
71:04ln my Mom's house, the kitchen was on the 2nd floor.
71:07There was a tree behind it.
71:10l used to enter in through that tree to flick pickles.
71:15l relived my childhood again today.
71:18What happened?
71:20Mom knew that your boss was coming here.
71:23She has sprained her leg while jumping through the window.
71:26How many problems you've got to face because of us?
71:29Call her mother from today. - You're right.
71:37You must've been our Mom in some birth of ours.
71:40l too feel that way. But tell me something.
71:43l can guess, how you changed your dress quickly.
71:46How could you get vermillion from the temple so soon?
71:50lt's not from temple. It's lipstick.
71:55Lipstick...? - Yes. Look...
72:10Take this. - What's that?
72:14Dahi Vada. - l don't feel like eating.
72:18Don't feel like eating? - No.
72:23A girl refusing to eat this can have only 2 reasons.
72:28One is either she's slowly becoming a boy or....
72:31get going...
72:32No. l can't see that sign.
72:34The 2nd reason must be right.
72:37What's that? - You're love-sick. Who's he?
72:42No one. - Don't lie.
72:45One day l too had hated to eat these.
72:48The 3rd day, l realised, l'm in love with Buntu.
72:52What's his name? - Lucky, l mean Laxman Prasad.
72:58Not the one who comes to teach you music?
73:03How do you feel being in love?
73:07Can't follow anything. As Iong as Lucky's with me....
73:12...life seems to be nice.
73:14But when l'm alone, l feel there's no charm in life.
73:19Have matters reached so far?
73:23Does he come in your dreams? - Sometimes.
73:28What does he tell you? - Teaches me music.
73:31Let me say, what l wanted to.
73:33Don't interrupt me. This is your bad habit.
73:36Never permit me to speak. - Speak out in 112 a minute.
73:40That's O.K. l want less time only.
73:43Don't make me nervous by staring at me. l'll tell you...
73:46l want to say that Urmi's behaviour is not proper.
73:49Blurt out openly what you want to say.
73:50She blabbers in her sleep these days.
73:52With Lakshman's name, she was blabbering in her sleep.
73:55With Lakshman's name? - The boy's good.
73:59But our Urmi's in love with him. l say brother...
74:02...get her married off to a good groom.
74:07What has Lakshman done, Sir?
74:11l can't blame Lakshman.
74:15The problem is, my Urmi can't...
74:20...tell the difference between gold and brass.
74:22She doesn't know what is good or bad for you.
74:25But he should know that.
74:29Due to dance and music, she has no interest in studies.
74:35lf after office hours, you'll teach her for a while...
74:39...l'll be grateful to you.
74:41What do you mean? What will happen to Lakshman?
74:52Tell him, not to come to my house henceforth.
74:54Why won't he come?
74:55You can't get such a nice music teacher not only here...
74:56...but anywhere in the world.
74:58Let it be tough.
74:59But it's impossible to get a teacher like Ram.
75:03But daddy.... - No buts and dont's
75:05Enough of music. Your exams are fast approaching.
75:08Pay attention to your studies.
75:10Ram has agreed with great difficulty.
75:15l want you to learn from him, who's good and who's bad.
75:19Both are twins; but are very different.
75:23Where's Laxman and where's Ram? - l'm here Sir.
75:27Come, my dear Ram.... come here.
75:31l was iust talking about you.
75:34What's this? These clothes, moustache....
75:39You too got cheated? He's Ram, Laxman's twin brother.
75:44She's my sister, Kalindhi.
75:46God bless you. - She's Urmila.
75:51From today, you take all her responsibility.
75:55What? - l mean her studies.
75:59But where will l teach? - In this room.
76:04One can't study properly in such a big room.
76:10Concentration will be less.
76:13A small room's needed to study.
76:17A separate quiet room. - He's right daddy.
76:21l'll clean that room on top. We'll start from tomorrow.
76:24Why so? - Today is Pushpa's birthday.
76:29She's right. We'll begin from tomorrow.
76:31Tomorrow's auspicious as it's a Wednesday.
76:35You sit. l'll go now. - l'll also go, Sir.
76:39You've come here for the first time.
76:42How could you go without eating?
76:44Yes, sit down.
76:49Take this. l'll get some more for brother.
76:52Eat, my dear...
77:07Yes Madam. - Is Lucky in there?
77:10There's no Lucky here. - l mean Laxman.
77:14So, you want younger brother? Are you Urmila?
77:18How did you find out? - Please come in.
77:23Brother talks a lot about you.
77:27Now, l know all that by heart.
77:29What does he talk about me?
77:31Once he said, My, Urmi's not a girl, but a poet's dream.
77:37My Urmila? - Yes.
77:38Must've read Ramayan.
77:40Then Laxman has to call her as his Urmila.
77:43Please call him. - He's not at home.
77:46When will he return? - Can't say. He's a free bird.
77:51Give me a paper. l'll write a letter to him.
77:58You write. Till then, l'll get you a cup of tea.
78:01l'll have tea some other time. l'm in a hurry now.
78:09Give this letter to him only.
78:12lf it's in his name, l'll give it to him only.
78:17Can l get a cover? - No need for a cover.
78:20You fold it and give. l'll give it to him. l won't read.
78:23Nothing like that. The letter's personal.
78:26Don't worry. l'll give it to him only.
78:56Ratna.... - What's it brother?
78:59Why was Urmila here? - To meet Laxman.
79:03What was she saying? - She has a letter for him.
79:07Give me that. - No. It's for Lakshman.
79:10Stop fooling.... - Where am l fooling?
79:13l've promised her to give her letter only to Lakshman.
79:18Look, here's Laxman. - O.K. Now l can give you.
79:26l'm dead.... - What happened?
79:29She wants me to meet her tomorrow at 7 P.M.
79:31So what, meet her then.
79:33How can l? l'll start teaching her by 5.30 P.M.
79:37Tuitions will get over at 6.30 P.M.
79:38She'll reach that place cozily in her car.
79:41How can l become Laxman and reach there in l5 minutes?
79:50There's only one way.
79:51Kabir asks to chant without a biased mind.
79:57ls it possible to conclude from this that...
80:02...he never took anybody's side.
80:04Kabir obiected to both religion and karma....
80:11Why do you keep looking at the watch?
80:13- Pay attention here. - It's 6.30 P.M.
80:15lt's 6.30 every day at this time.
80:17lt's over an hour. l can't study anymore.
80:19But half a chapter's still remaining.
80:21That way, one birth's not enough to study Kabir.
80:26l'll try to complete it by 7.30. So, Kabir...
80:33l get tired if l study for more than an hour.
80:36But this chapter... - We'll complete it tomorrow. Bye.
80:44Finished your tuitions? - Yes.
80:45Have a snack. - No. l'm in a hurry.
80:47You're coming from the office. So you must have a snack.
80:57Why are you in such a hurry?
80:59l'm very hungry. - Eat it. l'll bring more.
81:17Have you come? Sit down. - Let's go to Chandan cinema.
81:42What are you doing here, brother-in-law?
81:46Sister's waiting there for you.
81:47Sister? - Look, she's waiting there.
81:51Hey! Open the door. What are you doing? l'm in a hurry.
81:56What happened? - l was about to go in....
81:59...when a man came and called me brother-in-law.
82:02He went in and locked the door. Is this any way?
82:06lt means his need was more urgent than yours.
82:09You're crazy, Helen has already started her dance.
82:13Even then, l couldn't control it.
82:14You say that his need was more urgent.
82:20What? - He called me brother-in-law.
82:23Then isn't he also my brother-in-law?
82:26Shall l ask you a thing?
82:28You've finished that work SO SOOn...
82:31...changed your clothes and even shaved your moustache.
82:33This is called the Jet Age...
82:41Come....Urmi, Lucky has come.
82:53You're late.
82:54lt's my alertness that l've reached here so early.
82:57Come.
83:02- Sit. - Why did you call me?
83:07We've to meet somewhere. l can't survive without you.
83:13My life would be hell, if l had to meet you daily.
83:16l know, you've big eyes. Look, l'm a straightforward man.
83:21Why meet stealthily?
83:23Forget me, if we've to meet like this.
83:29Are you history that l read and forget it?
83:32l'll be history, soon. Your dad hates the sight of me.
83:37He must've thrown me out of job with some idea in mind.
83:39With something on his mind, he has made Ram your teacher.
83:42lf not me, let it be him. - What?
83:48lf you start looking at my brother...
83:50...you'll start seeing me in him.
83:52Aren't you ashamed of canvassing for your brother?
83:54Ashamed? Me? One who's Ram is Lakshman and vice versa.
84:00That foolish man with the moustache...
84:01...can never be compared with you.
84:03There's no question of comparison.
84:05Have some tea.
84:11We can't talk here. We'll meet at Juhu beach tomorrow.
84:17Those who meet, actually never meet.
84:19Those who never meet, in reality actually do meet.
84:22What's there is actually not there.
84:24What's not there is actually there.
84:27This is not iust playing with words.
84:30But it's a play too, in a way.
84:32This is the sight.
84:34And in this to be and not to be....
84:36...to meet and not to meet, amidst this is....
84:39...the ocean of Maya (illusion)
86:09Why is he coming again to meet me today?
86:12l don't know. He told me yesterday, that he was coming to see you today.
86:16Said it was something important.
86:17l don't like this now.
86:19The day he knows the truth, what'll he think of us?
86:22Do you think l love playing this game?
86:25Gather the courage some day and tell him everything.
86:26And that day, he'll kick me out of my job.
86:31Looks like he has come.
86:33But something will have to be done, mother.
86:36Come... Welcome...
86:39Please sit... - You also sit....
86:46How's your health now? - l'm fine.
86:49That's nice.
86:51l've come for an important work today.
86:54Why not? - The thing is.... Madam...
87:00lf you wish, we'll go out.
87:02No. Actually, l've come to talk about you.
87:10l've a request to make to you today.
87:12Give my daughter some place at your feet.
87:15l've come to ask for Ram's hand for my daughter.
87:20What are you saying?
87:22You're so rich and this small house...
87:25These feelings of big and small are matters of the heart.
87:27So what if your house is small?
87:29Your heart is so big. l beg of you, don't disappoint me.
87:34- But... - Nothing doing.
87:35You'll have to say yes.
87:37What's happening there, my dear?
87:41Hey! What are you doing here?
87:44What are you doing here?
87:45l've questioned you first. You answer me.
87:48This is the house of my future son-in-law.
87:51So, you've fixed Urmila's marriage?
87:53Yes. - With Lakshman?
87:55- What happen? - No. With Ram.
87:58Tell me, how you're here?
88:01This Kamla... - Kamla?
88:03l mean Kamla Vimla are my foster sisters.
88:07Now l'm in a soup.
88:09l don't know, whether l belong to the girl or the boy's party.
88:13Doesn't matter. l'll eat sweets with either of you.
88:17When is this auspicious day? Don't delay these things.
88:21l'm going to fix the date now.
88:23Don't get up. Please sit, madam. You also, dear.
88:28Kedar will leave me. Come along. Bye...
88:41A new problem has cropped up now.
88:42Once you're married, everything will be O.K.
88:44You don't follow, mom. - Why?
88:46The problem is, father likes Ram...
88:48...and the daughter is in love with Lakshman.
88:50Urmi hates the sight of Ram and...
88:51His B.P rises at the sight of Lakshman.
88:55l'm caught between the two of them. - What will you do now?
89:02There's only one way out.
89:05Laxman will have to go on exile to the forest, for Ram's sake.
89:09Urmi, forget your Laxman.
89:13Your Laxman's leaving this city forever.
89:17You must marry Ram. He'll keep you very happy.
89:22Happier than me.
89:24Funny, how did you come to know?
89:27You've heard it right. The boy's a real gem.
89:31l thought, God had stopped making such boys.
89:34l went to his mother and fixed up everything.
89:39She's your daughter, too. O.K. Iet's meet later.
89:46But this wedding can't take place.
89:50What not? - It's my marriage, dad.
89:53But you never bothered to ask about my likes and dislikes.
89:55l didn't consider that necessary.
89:57How do you know your choice is right?
89:59l'm old enough for that. - Are you older than me?
90:05Why don't you understand? l may like someone else.
90:09So, are you in love?
90:16With Laxman?
90:21You can't marry the man you're in love with.
90:24You'll marry the man of my choice, l mean Ram.
90:29Are you forcing me? - Yes.
90:31You've forgotten the decency, and the discipline of this house.
90:35You shamelessly look your father in the eye...
90:38...and talk of your own marriage?!
90:40l've pampered you and made a spoilt brat out of you.
90:42You'll marry only Ram. You may go now...
90:46l'll go...
91:29Who's it?
91:36You? At this hour of the night?
91:41l say, how could you write that letter?
91:45What can l do? When your Dad likes Ram...
91:49Let Dad like anybody. Tell me, whom do you like?
91:57Should l say whom l like?
92:02Speak.
92:05Brother likes you as much as l like you.
92:13But l hate him. - Softly. Ram will hear you.
92:17Let him hear me. l'm not scared of anyone.
92:20l've left my house for good and come here.
92:23l'm going to Pushpa's house.
92:26Tomorrow, we're getting married in the temple.
92:29Against your dad's wishes? - Yes.
92:32l'll lose my iob. - What?
92:35l mean, my brother's....
92:36To hell with your brother and his job.
92:39l'll commit suicide, if you don't come tomorrow.
92:43You'll be blamed for that. Beware.
92:53Just listen to me...
93:21You, hello... - Is Ram there?
93:24Yes. Please come in. l'll call him.
93:27l'm fine here. Please call him soon.
93:30O.K. brother... - Who is it?
93:34Uncle Bhavani is here, brother....
93:39He'll come in a minute. You come in.
93:41What's your other brother doing?
93:43He's not here.
93:45l too guessed as much. When did he go?
93:48Early this morning. - Did you see him leave?
93:50Yes. - Was he here at night?
93:54Yes. - When did you see him last?
93:58At 10.30 P.M. What's it? - Nothing, my dear?
94:03You go and send Ram. - Yes.
94:10He looks serious. Doesn't want to come in.
94:13He was cross-examining me about Laxman like a lawyer.
94:16Looks like we're going to have a brand new Ramayan soon!
94:19Ram will be killed by Laxman.
94:25What this sir? You're standing here? Come in...
94:27You come on out... l want to talk to you alone.
94:38lsn't your brother Laxman at home?
94:40No. Sir. But what's wrong?
94:42My daughter has eloped with this help.
94:44No, Sir.
94:45Yes, Ram. l'm going to complain to the Police.
94:47No Sir, please don't do that. Everything will be exposed.
94:51What?
94:52l'll be no where,if the Police come here and make enquiries.
94:54l'll be caught, Sir. - Why you?
94:56Due to Laxman, l'll be humiliated.
95:00How will l get my sister married then?
95:02Laxman has no role to play in Urmi's eloping.
95:07He hasn't helped her. l can say this confidently.
95:09How can you be so sure?
95:10What's the difference between us twins?
95:14Why are you panicking, if your brother's innocent?
95:17Allow me to go and Iodge the complaint.
95:18No Sir. Just give me 3 hours time.
95:22l'll bring Urmila to your house.
95:24How? Do you know, where she could be?
95:26No. But l know Laxman's hide-outs.
95:29l'll find him in a iiffy. If he knows...
95:32O.K. But l'll inform the Police after 3 hours.
95:50You? - Urmila had called me.
95:55Oh! Come in..
96:00Come...
96:06Come in... Please go upstairs.
96:33What were you eating? - Poison. Why?
96:36Don't call me Urmi. - O.K. l won't. Listen to me...
96:39What? - It's no use if you're angry.
96:42Think it over with a cool head.
96:44How dare you touch me?
96:47Don't come near me... - But just listen to me....
96:49Why vent your dad's anger on me?
96:52Have l reiected this proposal of marriage?
96:54What? - l've come to tell you that...
96:57So you came to tell me this?
97:00Have a long look at yourself in the mirror.
97:03l iust don't wish to talk to you. Get out...
97:08What are you talking about?
97:12What's wrong with you?
97:26- So you hate me. - Yes.
97:29- Don't wish to see me? - Yes.
97:31O.K. l'll go away forever.
97:34But iust look at me for the last time.
97:48O.K. l'll go now. - Lucky...
97:51No, l'm that foolish Ram...
97:53You're foolish. But you are mine.
97:58What's this silly act? l'm your friend.
98:02Believe me. Urmila means something to me also.
98:06Your respect is my respect, too.
98:08lf the problem's solved by your raised B.P, then do so.
98:12Should l blow a trumpet if not raise my B.P? For...
98:15...eloping with my innocent Urmi, your favourite...
98:17...crook, rogue! That clean-shaven nephew of yours!
98:21Scream and shout then. Laxman will only benefit by this.
98:24How?
98:27With your high B.P, you'll get a cerebral hemorrhage.
98:33You may even die.
98:35Urmi will get all your wealth, when you die.
98:38That means, Laxman will get it. So shout all you want...
98:40l won't shout, in that case. - l know Laxman very well.
98:45He's naughty, but not a loafer.
98:48- Yes he is... - Shouted again.
98:51He's a loafer! A crook! A bloody rogue!
99:06l want to talk to Urmila in privacy.
99:08O.K. Come Ram, let's go.
99:16Do as you told.
99:20Go.
99:41Please pardon me.
99:45You were right.
99:47A man without a moustache can never be decent.
99:51Laxman turned out to be the No.l Rogue!
99:54What's the use of cribbing now?
99:56The plans l had!
99:58l found a boy like Ram for you.
99:59But you've messed up everything now.
100:01Nothing's wrong. Ram has forgiven me.
100:08He told me that he... - What?
100:17He doesn't mind marrying me.
100:25Did Ram say that? - Yes
100:31Thank you, Ram....
100:34Father used to say, ignore all minor mistakes.
100:39Man must always try and appreciate another's soul.
100:44The most important thing is purity of heart...
100:47He was right. Look at today's generation.
100:51They're busy shaving their whiskers and beard!
100:54They pay no attention to purifying their heart.
100:57l can't understand why men shave off their moustaches.
101:15Bring some more to eat. - No, this is enough...
101:18Nothing's over now. It's just about to begin.
101:22Eat slowly.... Today's the last day to eat.
101:27What? - l mean before the wedding.
101:31Don't keep standing here. Go and get him some food to eat.
101:34Eat my son....l'm iust coming...
101:39Shall l bring potato stuffed bread? - No auntie.
101:41Your uncle also used to say no like this.
101:45But used to gobble up 4 men's food later.
101:58No. This is too much.
101:59This much bread were warming up your uncle's teeth those days.
102:05He used to say, l talk a Iot, but eat very less.
102:10But l couldn't fulfill his one wish.
102:14l'll fulfill it after your wedding....
102:17What's that auntie?
102:18He loved moghlai radish stuffed bread.
102:21One day l made them with great difficulty.
102:25after eating one, he died on the table itself.
102:29After you're married, l'll make the same for you.
102:34No. Give me potato stuffed and not radish bread.
102:38Why only potato? l'll give you Calcutta's sweets...
102:46pudding from Delhi and pedhas from of Mathura...
102:55So many sweets?
102:58How will you be strong, if you don't eat?
103:02How can you bear the beatings of the Police, if you're not strong?
103:08Beatings of the Police...? - Yes...
103:16You cheat....!
103:17Sir...
103:20Sir, please forgive me...
103:25No, l'll finish you. Police will be coming...
103:33l'll shoot you, if you try to escape.
103:37Go and stand at the door. Don't allow him to escape.
103:41l won't run. l'm glad you've informed the Police.
103:48l deserve to be sent to iail. l have sinned.
103:54Let me compensate for my sins by falling at your feet.
104:01Dare you touch my feet...
104:07Auntie, please bless me...
104:17- Alas! He has escaped... - Catch him...
104:29Who's it?
104:33Hey! Your mustache? - It's in your dad's hands.
104:37There was less glue. It slipped in the presence of your dad.
104:41What happens to our wedding now?
104:47Don't open the door. - Open the door.
104:55Say it louder. - l'm changing my clothes.
104:58Then keep the door shut.
105:00A criminal has entered here. l won't spare him today.
105:04You check out here. l'll go upstairs and look for him.
105:19- What'll happen now? - Now l'll have to go to jail.
105:24There's one way out.
105:25lf we escape from here and get married...
105:27....then dad can't harm his son-in-law...
105:28But how do we escape? That devil's waiting with a pistol.
105:31-Which devil? - Your daddy.
105:32You called my dad a devil?!
105:33No. That angel's standing with a pistol to welcome me!
105:37Tell me how to escape from here now.
105:49What? - Do you have a rope with you?
105:51No.
105:55Or 2-3 bed spreads,... take out anything you have soon.
106:00l'll go and start the car. Meet me there.
106:04Look, won't you fall down? - No. You go now.
106:09Listen... nothing...
106:49Fool, what are you doing there?
106:51l thought... - You've started thinking too?!
106:55Get lost from here. Where can he escape?
107:38Hey! You thief... l'll make you dance now.
107:41Auntie... - Brother! Come soon. He's fleeing.
108:03What happened? - He has escaped.
108:07Where? - This way...!
108:33Everything's in a mess...
108:47Every straight road has a curved path.
110:24Arrest him.
110:33Who's shouting there?
110:39You are caught again! Where did you catch him?
110:41Behind the creek, he has his liquor hide out.
110:43Will you stop this business? - l'll stop it, if l'm in the mood.
110:46Sit quietly. l'll meet my senior officer and return.
110:57Get up from here. - What happened?
110:59Go and sit on that bench. - l'm going, mister.
111:08Smoking an officer's cigarettes?
111:27Sit here. Boss will come now.
111:31Put your legs down.
111:35- Put your legs down. - Who's that?
111:37Have you come, Inspector? - l'm not an Inspector.
111:40Then you must be a thief or a crook.
111:45lt's a police station. Only crooks can come here.
111:51Great men won't come here.
111:53l'm a businessman. - l'm one, too.
112:00Both are businessmen.
112:02Looks like we're the same business.
112:04Where do you brew your stuff?
112:08Why are you screaming? - Won't you shut up?
112:14l've got it.
112:18You're caught for the first time.
112:20That's why, you're scared. No need to panic, buddy.
112:25l'll give you the medicine for panic.
112:38Look, this is potent stuff.
112:40Take 2 swigs, you'll feel fine. All fears will vanish.
112:44Have a sip. Check it out.
112:48Hey! What's this? You're insulting my booze?
112:51When you survive on it, you liar...
112:55Senior officer is coming.
112:59Hey! What's this? - What's wrong? You look thin.
113:04You'll never improve.
113:05What's my fault?
113:08The municipality has warned about the outbreak of jaundice.
113:10Boil water.
113:11Man has stopped drinking water now.
113:13So my business has increased.
113:15Some don't drink water or alcohol. They have something else.
113:19Got my point? What a joke?
113:22Constable... Put him behind bars.
113:26He's my friend, arrested for the first time.
113:28Reduce his punishment. - Take him away.
113:38Why is he here? - Due to rash driving,
113:40He hit a police car and also had a revolver.
113:45l have a license. - Show it to me.
113:48l have it at home. - What did you find in his car?
113:53Nothing.
113:54lt means, he threw the stuff and was escaping.
113:57What were you smuggling? Whose stuff was that?
114:02Do l look a like smuggler, you whisker-less dimwit?
114:05Are you drunk?
114:07l don't drink. That drunkard spilt it on me.
114:17He speaks English!
114:42lf l'm Pascal, you're a rascal.
114:45With an artificial moustache, trying to cheat us?
114:47Take off his moustache.
114:50Dare you touch me....
114:55- What happened? - They're his real whiskers.
114:58You've attacked my moustache.
115:00l will not leave you.
115:03l'll go to the High Court and the Supreme Court!
115:06l'll raise this issue in the Parliament.
115:11Don't forget that l'm a Police Officer.
115:13Are you one? - Yes.
115:15You're not a Police Officer, but a foolish officer.
115:28Mr.Bhavani Shankar! You and here....?
115:32He's a big industrialist.
115:39Pardon me. It's not my fault. Look at this snap.
115:43He looks like your twin brother.
115:45Please beat me up, arrest me or even hang me.
115:49But please don't utter the word twin brother before me!
115:52O.K. l won't say it. Will you have some cold drink?
115:58Will you go home? Take him home.
116:03Please come.
116:22Bring my moustache. - Sir?
116:25Get me a cold drink...
116:47Have you come, brother? Congratulations...
116:50Why? - Urmila got married.
116:52Very good....with whom? - With Laxman.
116:57- This wedding can never take place. - But they're already married.
117:00Then l'll get them separated.
117:03You can't break a Hindu wedding so easily.
117:08You can call me Mrs. Srivastava or Mrs.Sharma.
117:11l don't follow. - l'll tell you.
117:14Tell me, why are you so annoyed with Laxman?
117:18Just because he has no moustache?
117:20For one, who has no moustache...
117:22....how much time will he take to kill his own brother?
117:25Yes. Laxman has murdered his elder brother, Ram.
117:30He has come here now with an artificial moustache.
117:32l thought him to be Ram. - Just listen to me.
117:33l won't listen to anyone.
117:36You're right. Don't listen to anyone. Just listen to me.
117:40Here's one more whisker-shaven man.
117:41Who are you? - l'm Prasad's friend.
117:44Which Prasad? - Ram and Laxman Prasad.
117:47Dare you utter Laxman's name before me!
117:51Just think, if you had to shave off your moustache....
117:55...will you become Popatlal from Bhavani Shankar?
117:58Never. - Just look at the world.
118:01Did Nehru, Kennedy, Mao-tse-Tung sport whiskers?
118:06Weren't they great men? Look at this side.
118:08A small Hitler with his tooth brush like moustache.
118:12What a crooked brain he had.
118:15ls decency a sparrow...
118:18...that builds its nest in a moustache?
118:20You mean?
118:21You saw Ram while he was watching the hockey match.
118:24To save his iob, he had to tell you a lie.
118:27He had to enact a twin brother's role and to Kamla too.
118:29Nor you could make out a thing.
118:37Come, son.
118:40Bless them, Bhavani.
118:50Pardon me, Sir.
118:52He's your father-in-law. Call him father.
118:58Forgive me, father. - Daddy...
119:01Brother... - Uncle...

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